Tim Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was Joan Rivers original euphamistic phrase for "Shut up," before she went with tag line? A: I would like fat a greasy foods and a diet soda to balance it out, please. Q: What si the standard paraphrase of any Mcdonald's order? A; I'm the news authority Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What si the standard paraphrase of any Mcdonald's order? A; I'm the news authority Q. Alright you have antennae, wireless connections and typewriters all over your costume. So what sort of superhero or villain are you ? A. There's nothing else to compare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Alright you have antennae, wireless connections and typewriters all over your costume. So what sort of superhero or villain are you ? A. There's nothing else to compare Q: Okay, we have Salt and Pepper, Ketsup and Mustard, Death and taxes, and Stop and Go. Anything else? A: Then the sun rose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, we have Salt and Pepper, Ketsup and Mustard, Death and taxes, and Stop and Go. Anything else? A: Then the sun rose. Q. Hey ! Weren't you supposed to be hangin' with Dracula ? So how is CD ? What is that dust on your clothes man ? I thought you and Draccy baby were supposed to be at this all night party, so what happened dude ? A. The thought of you leaves me weak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The thought of you leaves me weak Q: What do sheep say to Mightybec? A: Lizard Gizzard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do sheep say to Mightybec? A: Lizard Gizzard Q. What do Zornwil's good friends get to call him while not in earshot of anyone else ? A. There are no words left to speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travellerne Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. There are no words left to speak Q. ??? A. And then the wheels fell off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. ??? A. And then the wheels fell off. Q. So the Deluxe Concord isn't living upto expectations. The doors came off in your hand, the engine fell out when you did 36 mph and the exhaust belched out toxic fumes. Well you seem to have parked alright, haven't you ? A. But if you feel like I feel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. But if you feel like I feel Q: What did you say? Something about feeling my butt..? A: Tribble and Trouble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you say? Something about feeling my butt..? A: Tribble and Trouble Q. Who is the main suspect in the sudden disappearance of Elisha Dushku and Gillian Anderson and what is the consequence for the NGD forum posters as a result ? A. Oh do let me know that it's real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Oh do let me know that it's real Q: I heard a rumor, but only a rumor, that every politician in Washington is going to give a full accounting of every lie they've ever told. What do you think about that? A: Death by spam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Death by spam Q: Bill Gates has been linked to the lasted Enron scandal. Do you know what his punishment is? A: That phrase has a whole new meaning to me now. I must go shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Bill Gates has been linked to the lasted Enron scandal. Do you know what his punishment is? A: That phrase has a whole new meaning to me now. I must go shower. Q. Why did you blanche so after hearing the saying 'a pig in a poke' ? You were doing work on a farm after all. A. I need you baby to warm a lonely night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I need you baby to warm a lonely night Q: What pick-up line is most commonly used by Canadians in the far North during winter? A: That's not much of a Limerick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not much of a Limerick Q: Listen to this, and tell me what you think, okay? I once went to a county in North Munster, In the Southwest Republic of Ireland, you funster, I had a good time, Making this rhyme, Until at the seaport my fishhook got my lil' runster. . ALL: "Will you come up to Limerick?" Well? A: I need your love baby, else the guys will make fun of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I need your love baby' date=' else the guys will make fun of me.[/quote'] Q: What is #19 on the list of the Top 100 Lame Pick-Up Lines? A: A size EEE cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A size EEE cup Q: Gee whiz, even plastic surgeons are super-sizing it! What did you upgrade to? A: Not another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Gee whiz, even plastic surgeons are super-sizing it! What did you upgrade to? A: Not another one. Q: Nurse: Sir, we need just one more anal thermometer reading. A: low and be held Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: low and be held Q: Guess what position guys like dumb cheerleaders in? A: That is just perverted; however, I bet there's a line to sign up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Guess what position guys like dumb cheerleaders in? A: That is just perverted; however, I bet there's a line to sign up for it. Q: Are you going to sign up for the Coed, Nude, Jello wrestling team? A: Folly! It's shear folly, I say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you going to sign up for the Coed, Nude, Jello wrestling team? A: Folly! It's shear folly, I say! Q. What is that odd building you have constructed on your estate that serves no useful purpose ? A. Don't bring me down, I pray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Don't bring me down' date=' I pray[/quote'] Q: What's a good example of a phrase even more ambiguous than "No Kill I"? A: A red hot one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's a good example of a phrase even more ambiguous than "No Kill I"? A: A red hot one Q. What sort of number do you get out of a steel plant furnace ? A. Now that I found you, stay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Now that I found you' date=' stay[/quote'] Q: I understand you've spent 22 years looking to find me, the wisest sage in all the world. Very well. What would you have of me? A: Right up the tail-pipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I understand you've spent 22 years looking to find me, the wisest sage in all the world. Very well. What would you have of me? A: Right up the tail-pipe Q: Okay, after I miniturize, how do I get to thew motor? A: We'll see you tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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