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Q: What was Joan Rivers original euphamistic phrase for "Shut up," before she went with tag line?

 

A: I would like fat a greasy foods and a diet soda to balance it out, please.

 

 

Q: What si the standard paraphrase of any Mcdonald's order?

 

A; I'm the news authority

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Q. Alright you have antennae, wireless connections and typewriters all over your costume. So what sort of superhero or villain are you ?

 

A. There's nothing else to compare

 

Q: Okay, we have Salt and Pepper, Ketsup and Mustard, Death and taxes, and Stop and Go. Anything else?

 

A: Then the sun rose.

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Q: Okay, we have Salt and Pepper, Ketsup and Mustard, Death and taxes, and Stop and Go. Anything else?

 

A: Then the sun rose.

Q. Hey ! Weren't you supposed to be hangin' with Dracula ? So how is CD ?

What is that dust on your clothes man ? I thought you and Draccy baby were supposed to be at this all night party, so what happened dude ?

 

A. The thought of you leaves me weak

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Q. ???

 

A. And then the wheels fell off.

Q. So the Deluxe Concord isn't living upto expectations. The doors came off in your hand, the engine fell out when you did 36 mph and the exhaust belched out toxic fumes. Well you seem to have parked alright, haven't you ?

 

A. But if you feel like I feel

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Q: Bill Gates has been linked to the lasted Enron scandal. Do you know what his punishment is?

 

A: That phrase has a whole new meaning to me now. I must go shower.

Q. Why did you blanche so after hearing the saying 'a pig in a poke' ? You were doing work on a farm after all.

 

A. I need you baby to warm a lonely night

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A: That's not much of a Limerick

Q: Listen to this, and tell me what you think, okay?

  • I once went to a county in North Munster,
  • In the Southwest Republic of Ireland, you funster,
  • I had a good time,
  • Making this rhyme,
  • Until at the seaport my fishhook got my lil' runster.
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  • ALL: "Will you come up to Limerick?"

Well?

 

A: I need your love baby, else the guys will make fun of me.

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Q: Guess what position guys like dumb cheerleaders in?

 

A: That is just perverted; however, I bet there's a line to sign up for it.

 

Q: Are you going to sign up for the Coed, Nude, Jello wrestling team?

 

A: Folly! It's shear folly, I say!

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Q: I understand you've spent 22 years looking to find me, the wisest sage in all the world. Very well. What would you have of me?

 

A: Right up the tail-pipe

 

Q: Okay, after I miniturize, how do I get to thew motor?

 

A: We'll see you tomorrow.

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