Klytus Posted August 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 A: Black, blue, yellow, and green Q: What kind of bruises to Vulcans get? A: Hedonistic ingrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What kind of bruises to Vulcans get? A: Hedonistic ingrate. Q: What kind of man insists on Hookers during his Nevada visits, but never returns the favor to HIS guests? A: verbose malcontent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: verbose malcontent Q: What is it that a person would have to be to conceive of a question so mindbendingly mangled and full of obnoxious obfusication, redundant repetitious rhetoric, grandiloquent garbage, ancillary alliteration, copious circumlocutory crud, and pointless peripheral pontification as this? A: It's thinner around the middle, but slippery at the sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 A: Boredom, mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by D-Man A: Boredom, mostly. Is that an answer to my question, or an answer requiring a question that you posted because I forgot to put in my answer and had to edit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 A1: It's thinner around the middle, but slippery at the sides. A2: Boredom, mostly. Q1: Why did teh weightlifter drop his barbells? Q2: Hey D-man, why are you so down in the dumps? A: She jumps up and down in a string bikini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: She jumps up and down in a string bikini. Q: How does a sand flea get her kicks? A: Pinhead angels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews Q: How does a sand flea get her kicks? A: Pinhead angels Q: WHat insult is usually thrown at the Anahiem Baseball team? A: Cutting off what is important to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Cutting off what is important to you. Q: When my girlfriend got mad at me, why did she keep the Victoria's Secret collection but slice up her Visa card and the tires on her car? A: Sixteen times a day, or one 6-hour Continuing Charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q2: Hey D-man, why are you so down in the dumps? I've been in a month stretch between contracts and I'm getting ansty. New contract starts tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Q. So Foxbat, how many times a day do you plug in the electric Foxbat Mobile A. Correct, and now we use Dr Destroyers helmet for an ashtray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. So Foxbat, how many times a day do you plug in the electric Foxbat Mobile A. Correct, and now we use Dr Destroyers helmet for an ashtray. Q: You've been in the Asylum for quite a while haven't you Enforcer? A: Six homicides and a boat with a hole in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Q. Describe my last birthday party? A. Your Master of Ceremonies, Jimmy Duggan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. Describe my last birthday party? A. Your Master of Ceremonies, Jimmy Duggan. Q: Why did the Champions run screaming from the awards ceremony? A: Takofanes and a threat from Foxbat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: Takofanes and a threat from Foxbat. Q: You'll take the first part of this seriously unless it is the result of the second. A: Mr. Data Does the Borg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: Mr. Data Does the Borg Q: What is the second most common title for a Star Trek fanfic? A: The intestinal tract of a civet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews A: The intestinal tract of a civet Question: What is an animal innard even a haggis-eating Scotsman refuse to eat? Answer: A gorgeous, but dangerously psychotic and heavily armed, naked lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Question: What is an animal innard even a haggis-eating Scotsman refuse to eat? Answer: A gorgeous, but dangerously psychotic and heavily armed, naked lady. Q: Why did you just run out of your room naked? A: All roads lead to nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: All roads lead to nowhere. Q: What happened when South Dakota connected to the interstate highway system? A: A very rich, charming, generous, gorgeous naked man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews A: A very rich, charming, generous, gorgeous naked man. Q: Uncle Leo described himself HOW to the police!?! A: I shall feast on the hearts of mine enemies, and suck the jelley from their eyes! Then, I shall eat little tea cakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat A: I shall feast on the hearts of mine enemies, and suck the jelley from their eyes! Then, I shall eat little tea cakes. Q: What did Rachel say the last time someone threatened Kara? A: No, it doesn't come with a scope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis A: No, it doesn't come with a scope. Q: You don't want to buy this nuclear submarine? A: I'm a horsey and you can't catch me. Ner ner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: You don't want to buy this nuclear submarine? A: I'm a horsey and you can't catch me. Ner ner. Q: Have you been munching shrooms in the barn again? A: Starfire, Firestar , and a bottle of body wax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Starfire, Firestar , and a bottle of body wax Q: So what's on pay-per-view? A: Yes, the kilt goes with the power armor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: So what's on pay-per-view? A: Yes, the kilt goes with the power armor. Q: Defender, You said a Scotsman redesigned your armor? A: one potato, two potato, three potato, HOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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