aylwin13 Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: one potato, two potato, three potato, HOT! Q: Ok, how many of these "bakers" can you juggle? A: When you can tell the difference between a weasel and a ferret, and not a moment sooner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: Ok, how many of these "bakers" can you juggle? A: When you can tell the difference between a weasel and a ferret, and not a moment sooner. Q: Can I keep this Ferret as a pet? A: MOtorbikes, and steel guitars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Can I keep this Ferret as a pet? A: MOtorbikes, and steel guitars. Q: I'm looking to experience the rock and roll youth I never had, Anything I'll need? A: The Death Star decked in ribbons and several yellow balloons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: I'm looking to experience the rock and roll youth I never had, Anything I'll need? A: The Death Star decked in ribbons and several yellow balloons. Q: The Emporer is coming. What do you have for decorations? A: Freddie Farnsworth vs. Jason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Freddie Farnsworth vs. Jason Q: What is Jason's worst nightmare? A: The first easy bake oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Q: What led to your career as a homicidal maniac? A: That phone number has one too many digits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 A: That phone number has one too many digits. Q: Foxbat, you really need to call 1-800 YOUR FREAKING NUTS! A: Sapphire and Witchcraft and a large can of motor oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q: Foxbat, you really need to call 1-800 YOUR FREAKING NUTS! A: Sapphire and Witchcraft and a large can of motor oil. Q: What's everything an oversexed superhero robot could want? A: Ironclad sneezed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: What's everything an oversexed superhero robot could want? A: Ironclad sneezed. Q: What was that an explosion? A: Spiderman, Batman, and Foxbat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 27, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: Spiderman, Batman, and Foxbat. Q: In the Twilight Zone Champions Universe, what are the three top selling comic titles in reverse order? Answer: Blood, tears, and an atomic wedgie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 27, 2003 Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Answer: Blood, tears, and an atomic wedgie. Q: Describe high school in 10 words or less. A: Blizzards, typhoons, tornadoes, and heatwaves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 27, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 A: Blizzards, typhoons, tornadoes, and heatwaves Q: How does it feel to be a woman in menopause? Answer: Elric the Unready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: How does it feel to be a woman in menopause? Answer: Elric the Unready Q: It's taking him way to long to don his armor. What did you say his title was? A: The Island of Amazons.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: It's taking him way to long to don his armor. What did you say his title was? A: The Island of Amazons.com Q: What do you mean Hypolitya has sold out? A: An Orange Security Alert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: The Island of Amazons.com Q: The cyborgization virus did WHAT to Paradise Island? A: Three large vegetables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: What do you mean Hypolitya has sold out? (beat me to it) Originally posted by Hermit A: An Orange Security Alert Q: So Captain Citrus, what do you call this new signaling device? A: Three large vegatables and one smaller vegatable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Q. What was the term the democrates have for the whitehouse? A. Carrots definately, but I think Kumquats are underrated in this regard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. What was the term the democrates have for the whitehouse? A. Carrots definately, but I think Kumquats are underrated in this regard. Q: What vegtables should be listed as national security threats? A: Defender, An Afro, and platform boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Defender, An Afro, and platform boots. Q: So Witchcraft, tell me about your dream. A: It must be jelly, because it's made of fruit and sugar with the seeds removed and formed into a sort of gel, then smeared on other foodstuffs for flavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: So Witchcraft, tell me about your dream. A: It must be jelly, because it's made of fruit and sugar with the seeds removed and formed into a sort of gel, then smeared on other foodstuffs for flavor. Q: What's that your eating? A: 1.75 million bubbles and still counting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 A: 1.75 million bubbles and still counting. Q: Is it true that you have a bad case of gas while sitting in the bathtub? A: Vanilla Coke and Vanilla Pepsi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 A: Vanilla Coke and Vanilla Pepsi. Q: We decided on an image consultant for our hero names. We're a duo of crime fighters who use non-leathal high presure water cannons. Sometimes we add chemicals to the water. What can you come up with? A: Not the face, not the face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Q: I don't care if this clock is an antique...we've got to break it to save the world...what part shall I break? A: I can explain how that got caught in her zipper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Q.Defender? What is your head doing in Lady Blue's Lap? A. Three hundred Viper Carbines, 2 suits of imitation Defender powered Armor, and a signed picture of Green Dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 A. Three hundred Viper Carbines, 2 suits of imitation Defender powered Armor, and a signed picture of Green Dragon. Q:Describe the "unusual" contents of the Evidence Room of Millenium City PD. A: So that's what acrobatics is good for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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