zornwil Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q:Describe the "unusual" contents of the Evidence Room of Millenium City PD. A: So that's what acrobatics is good for. Q: What the brick said as he went unconscious facing the Martial Artist A: It's NOT 1492! AND it's not 1453! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: It's NOT 1492! AND it's not 1453! Q: C'mon Guargantua, you can tell us! Is it ... 1492? A: I'm sorry, I was looking at your costume... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: C'mon Guargantua, you can tell us! Is it ... 1492? A: I'm sorry, I was looking at your costume... Q: Is that a banana or are you just glad to see me? A: Not on a rainy day, never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 28, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: Not on a rainy day, never. Q: When will you see the heroine White Heat out fighting crime? A: I don't think that will fit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: When will you see the heroine White Heat out fighting crime? A: I don't think that will fit Oh what the heck, I'll do it... Q: What did the elven woman say to John Holmes? A: No, really, you look good in those glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: No, really, you look good in those glasses. Q: What is the correct response to this inquiry: "Do these make my face look fat?" A: I swear, these are the only ones I've ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: What is the correct response to this inquiry: "Do these make my face look fat?" A: I swear, these are the only ones I've ever had. Q: Your kidneys are in great shape for a person your age. A: Subject: Memos. TO: Everyone who reads/uses/makes memos There have been too many memos about memos. Please make a memo reminding all staf that this overabundence of memos must be curtailed, then xerox a copy and send it to our main memo office. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Subject: Memos. TO: Everyone who reads/uses/makes memos There have been too many memos about memos. Please make a memo reminding all staf that this overabundence of memos must be curtailed, then xerox a copy and send it to our main memo office. Thank you. Q: Jeez. What was the last email he sent before the murder spree? A: You ... I ... Eh .... Lovely tonight... (whimper) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: Jeez. What was the last email he sent before the murder spree? A: You ... I ... Eh .... Lovely tonight... (whimper) Q: What pickupline would you try on a woman with a 45 PRE? A: diaherra, itchy rashes, and a sudden urge to yodel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSword Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: What pickupline would you try on a woman with a 45 PRE? A: diaherra, itchy rashes, and a sudden urge to yodel. Q. What do you expect to happen to you on a date with a woman with 45 PRE A: Yes, I do have a socket wrench and a bottle of chianti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 28, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: diaherra, itchy rashes, and a sudden urge to yodel. Q: What are the symptoms of Swiss Lyme Disease Answer: A 7' tall faerie with freakishly huge boosums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Answer: A 7' tall faerie with freakishly huge boosums Q: I computed the intersection of every drawing on Elfwood. Guess what I came up with? A: Three thousand years and still smoking! -AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews Q: I computed the intersection of every drawing on Elfwood. Guess what I came up with? A: Three thousand years and still smoking! -AA Q: Why did the EPA slap alawsuit on Mt. Kilowaha (sp?) ? A: A silk purse and a sow's ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Q. Come on, guess what's in my pocket? A. I got it during my date with a woman with 45 PRE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. Come on, guess what's in my pocket? A. I got it during my date with a woman with 45 PRE. Q: What's with the lock of white hair? A: It flakes and peels, but feels SO good when it comes off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: It flakes and peels, but feels SO good when it comes off. Q: So Bio-Girl, what's it like having extruded armor? A: That's why she ate his nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: So Bio-Girl, what's it like having extruded armor? A: That's why she ate his nose. Q:You say she wieghed 300 pounds and was hungry? A:Secrets of the Tao Sisterhood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Q: So, they're mixing Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon with Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood? What's it going to be called? A: She has blue skin but I still love her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: So, they're mixing Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon with Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood? What's it going to be called? A: She has blue skin but I still love her. B. You're dating Namorita? Which version? A. Orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorItron Posted August 28, 2003 Report Share Posted August 28, 2003 Q: Capt. Kirk, why are you spending so much time with that Orion dancing girl? A: Mechanon at the bottom of a crater in a parking lot. (Edit: oops, I was too late. Enforcer84 hit the submit button before I did.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by DoctorItron Q: Capt. Kirk, why are you spending so much time with that Orion dancing girl? A: Mechanon at the bottom of a crater in a parking lot. (Edit: oops, I was too late. Enforcer84 hit the submit button before I did.) Q; Where did Mechanon goafter being blasted by Dr. Destroyer? A: A snowflakes chance in Heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: A snowflakes chance in Heaven Q: What are the odds of turmoil in the MIddle East in 5 years? Answer: As sharp as a pointy-thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Q. Gee Enforcer, you are pretty clever aren't you? A. Dr Pepper, but never with lemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A. Dr Pepper, but never with lemon. Q: What do you want to drink Enforcer? A: AOL and Microsoft team up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What do you want to drink Enforcer? A: AOL and Microsoft team up. Q: What comes after the 4 Horsemen? A: I don't know, but you're not who you think you are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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