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Originally posted by aylwin13

Q: What is the correct response to this inquiry: "Do these make my face look fat?"

 

A: I swear, these are the only ones I've ever had.

Q: Your kidneys are in great shape for a person your age.

 

A: Subject: Memos.

TO: Everyone who reads/uses/makes memos

 

There have been too many memos about memos. Please make a memo reminding all staf that this overabundence of memos must be curtailed, then xerox a copy and send it to our main memo office.

Thank you.

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Originally posted by Hermit

A: Subject: Memos.

TO: Everyone who reads/uses/makes memos

 

There have been too many memos about memos. Please make a memo reminding all staf that this overabundence of memos must be curtailed, then xerox a copy and send it to our main memo office.

Thank you.

 

Q: Jeez. What was the last email he sent before the murder spree?

 

A: You ... I ... Eh .... Lovely tonight... (whimper)

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Originally posted by austenandrews

Q: I computed the intersection of every drawing on Elfwood. Guess what I came up with?

 

A: Three thousand years and still smoking!

 

-AA

 

Q: Why did the EPA slap alawsuit on Mt. Kilowaha (sp?) ?

 

A: A silk purse and a sow's ear.

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Originally posted by DoctorItron

Q: Capt. Kirk, why are you spending so much time with that Orion dancing girl?

 

A: Mechanon at the bottom of a crater in a parking lot.

 

(Edit: oops, I was too late. Enforcer84 hit the submit button before I did.)

 

Q; Where did Mechanon goafter being blasted by Dr. Destroyer?

 

A: A snowflakes chance in Heaven

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