Thirdbase Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: What comes after the 4 Horsemen? A: I don't know, but you're not who you think you are! Q: Why am I wearing my underwear on the outside? A: Starlords avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase Q: Why am I wearing my underwear on the outside? A: Starlords avatar. Q. Why am I wearing my unerwear on the outside? (Sorry, that was too tempting to pass up...) A. It's Takofones, isn't it? I knew this was going to be a bad day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A. It's Takofones, isn't it? I knew this was going to be a bad day. Q: Bill, guess who just pulled up to the drive thru! A: Don't worry. We can wait a half hour and try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat A: Don't worry. We can wait a half hour and try again. Q: Hello? Tech Support? Yeah, I tried to re-boot my computer like you asked me too, but the power grid just collapsed from Detroit to New York and I'm in the middle of it. What do I do now? Answer: A lemon meringue enema Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorItron Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Answer: A lemon meringue enema Q: What is CLOWN's favorite deathtrap? A: Three giraffes playing the kazoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by DoctorItron Q: What is CLOWN's favorite deathtrap? A: Three giraffes playing the kazoo. Q: What is CLOWN's favorite way to tortue a captive for information? Answer: A perfect beach, clear skies, and an Imperial Star Destroyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterdeath Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What is CLOWN's favorite way to tortue a captive for information? Answer: A perfect beach, clear skies, and an Imperial Star Destroyer. Q: What was on the Bride's wedding registry that she didn't get? A: Cold Hands, Warm heart. D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by misterdeath A: Cold Hands, Warm heart. Q: Describe Iceman in X2? A: The airspeed velocity of an unladden European swallow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorItron Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: The airspeed velocity of an unladden European swallow Q: What is Teleios trying to improve to further his nefarious goals? A: Anubis, Ally McBeal, and William Shatner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by DoctorItron Q: What is Teleios trying to improve to further his nefarious goals? A: Anubis, Ally McBeal, and William Shatner. Q: Heard about the new show, Guardian of the Dead Careers , who's in it? A: It's a glowy pointy thing that does... stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Heard about the new show, Guardian of the Dead Careers , who's in it? A: It's a glowy pointy thing that does... stuff. Q: How did Spielburg explain E.T.'s finger? A: No one told me not to push it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum Q: How did Spielburg explain E.T.'s finger? A: No one told me not to push it Q: Why did you press the big red button marked "Doomsday Device, untested! Danger!" ? Q It feels like a hundred needles stabbing similutaneously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit It feels like a hundred needles stabbing similutaneously Q: What did you think of Roseanne's new "reality" show? A: I'd rather be spread with honey, and lay on a fireant hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: What did you think of Roseanne's new "reality" show? A: I'd rather be spread with honey, and lay on a fireant hill. Q: Would you be willing to watch Roseanne's new "reality" show? A: It seems to be a giant monument created by some phalus obsessed culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Would you be willing to watch Roseanne's new "reality" show? A: It seems to be a giant monument created by some phalus obsessed culture. Q: What will archeologists say when they dig up the Bill Clinton Presidental Library? A: I don't know, it looks like a hubcap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum A: I don't know, it looks like a hubcap Q: "So?" said Foxbat, "What do you think of my marveouls new mind control helmet that will enable my Master Plan to succeed?" A: A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple thingamajig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: "So?" said Foxbat, "What do you think of my marveouls new mind control helmet that will enable my Master Plan to succeed?" A: A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple thingamajig Q: WHat is Telios' newest creation? A; Faster than a speeding Gerkin, More powerful than ONion Breath, Able to leap tall Dagwoods in a single bound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 A: Britney Spears, Madonna, Christina Ag.... Q: What is a pop tart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 30, 2003 Report Share Posted August 30, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: WHat is Telios' newest creation? A; Faster than a speeding Gerkin, More powerful than ONion Breath, Able to leap tall Dagwoods in a single bound. Q. Is that a bird? A plane? Is it Atypical Man? A. The Cliffs of Dover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 30, 2003 Report Share Posted August 30, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A. The Cliffs of Dover. Q: Lady Britania has changed her name to WHAT? A: There were only a few left. I was lucky to get this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 30, 2003 Report Share Posted August 30, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat A: There were only a few left. I was lucky to get this one. Q: Did your FLGS have any copies of Fantasy Hero? A: After you finish all of your chores, and not a moment before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorItron Posted August 30, 2003 Report Share Posted August 30, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 A: After you finish all of your chores, and not a moment before. Q: May I have a cream cheese & ketchup sandwich? A: A case of beer and 13 buckets of dirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 30, 2003 Report Share Posted August 30, 2003 Originally posted by DoctorItron Q: May I have a cream cheese & ketchup sandwich? A: A case of beer and 13 buckets of dirt. Q. Okay, Foxbat, what's on tap for the master plan this week? A. $400 Billion in Gold Boullion Cubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 30, 2003 Report Share Posted August 30, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A. $400 Billion in Gold Boullion Cubes. Q: WOW! An autographed coppy of the Saphire issue of playboy! How much do you want for it? A: And that's why Angels Never Cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted August 30, 2003 Report Share Posted August 30, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: WOW! An autographed coppy of the Saphire issue of playboy! How much do you want for it? A: And that's why Angels Never Cry. Q: Is it true that actually Lucifer was ejected from Heaven for crying and not for rebelliousness/arrogance? A: Bumblebees but only on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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