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Originally posted by OddHat

A: Don't worry. We can wait a half hour and try again.

Q: Hello? Tech Support? Yeah, I tried to re-boot my computer like you asked me too, but the power grid just collapsed from Detroit to New York and I'm in the middle of it. What do I do now?

 

Answer: A lemon meringue enema

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Originally posted by DoctorItron

Q: What is Teleios trying to improve to further his nefarious goals?

 

A: Anubis, Ally McBeal, and William Shatner.

 

Q: Heard about the new show, Guardian of the Dead Careers , who's in it? ;)

 

A: It's a glowy pointy thing that does... stuff.

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Originally posted by aylwin13

Q: What did you think of Roseanne's new "reality" show?

 

A: I'd rather be spread with honey, and lay on a fireant hill.

 

Q: Would you be willing to watch Roseanne's new "reality" show?

 

A: It seems to be a giant monument created by some phalus obsessed culture.

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Originally posted by Hermit

Q: Would you be willing to watch Roseanne's new "reality" show?

 

A: It seems to be a giant monument created by some phalus obsessed culture.

 

Q: What will archeologists say when they dig up the Bill Clinton Presidental Library?

 

A: I don't know, it looks like a hubcap

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Originally posted by Klytus

Q: "So?" said Foxbat, "What do you think of my marveouls new mind control helmet that will enable my Master Plan to succeed?"

 

A: A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple thingamajig

 

Q: WHat is Telios' newest creation?

 

A; Faster than a speeding Gerkin, More powerful than ONion Breath, Able to leap tall Dagwoods in a single bound.

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Originally posted by OddHat

Q: WOW! An autographed coppy of the Saphire issue of playboy! How much do you want for it?

 

A: And that's why Angels Never Cry.

 

Q: Is it true that actually Lucifer was ejected from Heaven for crying and not for rebelliousness/arrogance?

 

A: Bumblebees but only on Monday.

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