Dr. Anomaly Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: Mars, Venus, and Mercury. Q: What's the most unlikely three-way you can imagine? A: Lady's choice...I like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: Lady's choice...I like that! Q: Yes, Defender, you are to be put to death. But I am not completely without compassion. You may choose your executioner. Which will it be? Lady Venom? Lady Dagger? Lady Catsuit? Or Lady Corpulence? A: Actually, I'd love to, but I've just got to nip out for a quick lobotomy. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan Q: Yes, Defender, you are to be put to death. But I am not completely without compassion. You may choose your executioner. Which will it be? Lady Venom? Lady Dagger? Lady Catsuit? Or Lady Corpulence? A: Actually, I'd love to, but I've just got to nip out for a quick lobotomy. Doc Q. Lady Dagger, you have been chosen. Will you do the honors? A. Obsidian. Ironclad is a 2nd class Marvel Villain, not a Champion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A. Obsidian. Ironclad is a 2nd class Marvel Villain, not a Champion! Q: So Foxbat, who is your favorite member of the Champions? A: Just add peanut butter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat A: Just add peanut butter! Q: How do you ruin a good sandwich? A: A million others would be queuing to help me out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: How do you ruin a good sandwich? A: A million others would be queuing to help me out! Q: If Hero called for volunteers to help print and ship its books, would you? A: The standard answer to all questions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: If Hero called for volunteers to help print and ship its books, would you? A: The standard answer to all questions Q: "Cuz?" What the heck is "Cuz"???!! A: It's blinking and flashing in a hazy sort of peach color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: It's blinking and flashing in a hazy sort of peach color. Q: I'm color blind. Is that light flashing red? A; Both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A; Both. Q: So Captain Hero, I have you at last. You may choose the manner of your execution; the deadly embrace of Madam Flesh, or the Donut Machine of Doom! Which is it to be? A: She lied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: So Captain Hero, I have you at last. You may choose the manner of your execution; the deadly embrace of Madam Flesh, or the Donut Machine of Doom! Which is it to be? A: She lied. Q: So, what exactly did the gold digging hussy from hell do that surprised you Mr Oblivious? A: I can't take pain, I can only give it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Hey Mr. Hungry Nihlist! Cake or Death? A: I can't take pain, I can only give it! Q: Mr. Dentist, why are your teeth so bad? A: A German French Fry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Mr. Dentist, why are your teeth so bad? A: A German French Fry Q: It seems to be a Passive-Aggressive Potato, what should we make it into? A: Side-effects may include queessiness, dizziness, and loose stool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Side-effects may include queessiness, dizziness, and loose stool. Q: So what are the side effects you want for this power? A: I can't find the monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: So what are the side effects you want for this power? A: I can't find the monkeys. Q: Tarzan, where's the back up you promised us? A: If at first you don't recede, try try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Tarzan, where's the back up you promised us? A: If at first you don't recede, try try again. Q: Let me getthis straight. You WANT to go bald? A: Lonely is as Lonely does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 A: Lonely is as Lonely does. Q: Describe the average fanboy's Saturday night. A: Hobbits, elves, and fangirls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerennialRook Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 A: Hobbits, elves, and fangirls. Q: What are the three things Orlando Bloom is most sick of? A: With a stake through the heart or direct sunlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by PerennialRook A: With a stake through the heart or direct sunlight. Q: How do I solve my lawyer problem? A: A Pan Galactic Gargle blaster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: How do I solve my lawyer problem? A: A Pan Galactic Gargle blaster! Q: Hey Zaphod what is that thing? A: Two Hersheys Kisses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerennialRook Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 A: Two Hersheys Kisses. Q: What does Debra Messing appear to have lost down her shirt? A: Your Mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 A: Your Mother. Q: Who did you say was your first sexual conquest? A: And the beating will now begin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q: Who did you say was your first sexual conquest? A: And the beating will now begin! Q: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over that explosion, could you repeat that? A: It was small, had red fur and rows of razor sharp teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum Q: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over that explosion, could you repeat that? A: It was small, had red fur and rows of razor sharp teeth Q: So, what was your blind date like? A: 15 Hexahedrons and one hexagon riddled plastic plane... and a six pack of mountain dew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: So, what was your blind date like? A: 15 Hexahedrons and one hexagon riddled plastic plane... and a six pack of mountain dew. Q: Let me know what you're bringing to the game tonight, I don't want everyone bringing the same thing. A: Vagabonds really bug me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: Vagabonds really bug me. Q: But Captain Amazing - those homeless people need your help! Why won't you save them? A: No! Floss! I said I need Floss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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