austenandrews Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: No! Floss! I said I need Floss! Q: Madam Heidi will come over as soon as she can. Did you want her to bring some girls along? A: I'd punch him out myself, but I've got a hangnail. -AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Q. What are you going to give Colin Powell for Christmas ? A. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerennialRook Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 A. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Q: *Jaw drops* You rode on a bus full of what?!? Lucky *grumble grumble grumble* A: Stephen King and the Easter Bunny... oh yeah and Bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by PerennialRook A: Stephen King and the Easter Bunny... oh yeah and Bush Q: What's the first famous person who comes to mind when I say these words: casket, basket, mascot? A: You spin me right round, baby, right round! -AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews A: You spin me right round, baby, right round! Q: I'M responsible for you being dizzy? What did I do? A: It was excrutiatingly painful, but well worth the cost of admition. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan Q: I'M responsible for you being dizzy? What did I do? A: It was excrutiatingly painful, but well worth the cost of admition. Doc Q. You went to the Amazing Randor Hypnotist/Circumscisionist extrordinaire? How was ist? A. The Viena Boys Choir. And she had to reimburse them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. You went to the Amazing Randor Hypnotist/Circumscisionist extrordinaire? How was ist? A. The Viena Boys Choir. And she had to reimburse them. Q: Who was that complaining about Heidi's services? A: Status meetings, I'm delighted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: Status meetings, I'm delighted! Q:What did you put on the schedule this morning boss? A: A Slick sick brick stick lick trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q:What did you put on the schedule this morning boss? A: A Slick sick brick stick lick trick. Q: Grotesquo Boy, what do you call that feat where your tongue hits the lamppost so hard that debris flies off and knocks out your opponents? EDIT - whoops, and A: I was on Mars for most of the time, but recently came home because of that news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: I was on Mars for most of the time, but recently came home because of that news. Q: Your wife just had a baby. Where have you been? A: I'll Take Anime Animation for 100, Alex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerennialRook Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 A: I'll Take Anime Animation for 100, Alex. Q: Tim, you're in control of the board. What category would you like? A: American McGee's Alice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by PerennialRook Q: Tim, you're in control of the board. What category would you like? A: American McGee's Alice Q: What book is this? I don't remember half this happening in "Thru the looking Glass" A:Latex, rubber, and brillo pads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What book is this? I don't remember half this happening in "Thru the looking Glass" A:Latex, rubber, and brillo pads Q: Tim, you're in control of the board. What would you like? A: Grond in a tutu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 A: Grond in a tutu. Q: Describe the prank leading up to Foxbat's 6 month long coma. A: Vaccuum tubes, transistors, punch cards, and magnetic tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 A: Vaccuum tubes, transistors, punch cards, and magnetic tape. Q: What did Defender use to make an early prototype of his armor? A: It was realy sticky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 5, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum A: It was realy sticky. Q: Why did you throw out that new batch of coffee? A: The airspeed velocity of a giraffe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: The airspeed velocity of a giraffe. Q: You blew up the zoo for scientific research?! What did you hope to learn? A: A quart is my limit, Mr. Baryshnikov. -AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews A: A quart is my limit, Mr. Baryshnikov. Q: Are you sure I can't offer you any more of this Chernobyl vodka? A: My hovercraft is full of eels. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: My hovercraft is full of eels. Q: Hold me close Sir William!? A: Coffee, Throwing Stars, Grog, and a pegleg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by lemming A: Coffee, Throwing Stars, Grog, and a pegleg. Q: Man this move is really disorganized. What have you got in that box? A: Well, Mr. Collins, according to your test results, you've either got about two minutes to live, or you're pregnant with a waterbuffalo. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: Well, Mr. Collins, according to your test results, you've either got about two minutes to live, or you're pregnant with a waterbuffalo. Doc Q: Doc, Am I goin' to die? A: Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl, Poodle, Boy, Girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static UK Posted September 6, 2003 Report Share Posted September 6, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl, Poodle, Boy, Girl Q: Describe the latest 'Pop Idol/ Fame Academy' music band! A: C3PO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 6, 2003 Report Share Posted September 6, 2003 Originally posted by Static UK Q: Describe the latest 'Pop Idol/ Fame Academy' music band! A: C3PO. Q: How do you spell "seepo"? A: Chernopyl was much more fun than 3 Mile Island! YEAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 6, 2003 Report Share Posted September 6, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: Chernopyl was much more fun than 3 Mile Island! YEAH! Q: As far as meltdowns go, that was disapointing wasn't it? A: I thought he said "lunch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 6, 2003 Report Share Posted September 6, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum Q: As far as meltdowns go, that was disapointing wasn't it? A: I thought he said "lunch." Q:Why did you grab food when the announcer said it was crunch time? A: The Fourty Third President of the United States John Blutarski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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