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Originally posted by DocMan

Q: I'M responsible for you being dizzy? What did I do?

 

A: It was excrutiatingly painful, but well worth the cost of admition.

 

Doc

 

Q. You went to the Amazing Randor Hypnotist/Circumscisionist extrordinaire? How was ist?

 

A. The Viena Boys Choir. And she had to reimburse them.

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Originally posted by Tim

Q:What did you put on the schedule this morning boss?

 

A: A Slick sick brick stick lick trick.

 

Q: Grotesquo Boy, what do you call that feat where your tongue hits the lamppost so hard that debris flies off and knocks out your opponents?

 

EDIT - whoops, and A: I was on Mars for most of the time, but recently came home because of that news.

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Originally posted by lemming

A: Coffee, Throwing Stars, Grog, and a pegleg.

 

Q: Man this move is really disorganized. What have you got in that box?

 

A: Well, Mr. Collins, according to your test results, you've either got about two minutes to live, or you're pregnant with a waterbuffalo.

 

Doc

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Originally posted by Spectrum

Q: As far as meltdowns go, that was disapointing wasn't it?

 

A: I thought he said "lunch."

 

Q:Why did you grab food when the announcer said it was crunch time?

 

A: The Fourty Third President of the United States John Blutarski.

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