Crusader108 Posted September 6, 2003 Report Share Posted September 6, 2003 A: The Fourty Third President of the United States John Blutarski. Q: Give an example of the decline in American intelligence. A: Rock salt and Black Pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 6, 2003 Report Share Posted September 6, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 A: Rock salt and Black Pepper Q: So what special effect do you want to use for your flash attack Iron Chef? A: Lies! All lies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted September 7, 2003 Report Share Posted September 7, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat A: Lies! All lies! Q: So, Ultra Boy Scout, your press agents say you always tell the truth...is that the truth, or a lie? A: That won't fly in Berlin. I mean that literally...it'll never physically get off the ground, but only in Berlin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 7, 2003 Report Share Posted September 7, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: So, Ultra Boy Scout, your press agents say you always tell the truth...is that the truth, or a lie? A: That won't fly in Berlin. I mean that literally...it'll never physically get off the ground, but only in Berlin. Q: We're playing a Golden Age campaign and you took WHAT Kind of limitation on the Aquajet? A: Less > More Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorItron Posted September 7, 2003 Report Share Posted September 7, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Less > More Q: So, Foxbat, why do you prefer light beer? A: Our plan is to substitute them with Folger's crystals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by DoctorItron A: Our plan is to substitute them with Folger's crystals. Q: What do you plan to do to the dilithium crystals in the Klingon's warp drive to sabotage the ship? A: Japanese...definitely Japanese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 A: Japanese...definitely Japanese. Q: What do you think your turning? A: Up from the depths, thirty stories high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q: What do you think your turning? A: Up from the depths, thirty stories high. Q: Why is the foundation of the building so deep? A:Tifa, Aeris, and a Dog collar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A:Tifa, Aeris, and a Dog collar. Q: What did Cloud wake up to the morning after the big rave? A: I'm sorry, but you're chances are about as good as the Raiders have of making it back to the Superbowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorItron Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 A: I'm sorry, but you're chances are about as good as the Raiders have of making it back to the Superbowl. Q: Doctor, can you remove this foot growing out of the middle of my forehead? A: His pants are engulfed in flame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by DoctorItron A: His pants are engulfed in flame. Q: Why did Tim say he was having a burning sensation while peeing? A: Better than a barrel of hermit crabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 8, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by lemming A: Better than a barrel of hermit crabs. Q: Hermet? Why are you hiding in the barrel all by yourself? A: The Hanging Gardens of Intercourse, Pennsylvania Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: The Hanging Gardens of Intercourse, Pennsylvania Q: What do you need a lot of balls to advertise? A: Everything in its place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: What do you need a lot of balls to advertise? A: Everything in its place. Q: I'm stuck in a cosmic nexus! Can you help me? A: Hooray for the Black, Green and Gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Hooray for the Black, Green and Gold! Q: What's the VIPER school chant? A: But you said you wanted it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: But you said you wanted it! Q: You gave me the plague! WHY? A: That's not a moon! That's a SPACE STATION! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan Q: You gave me the plague! WHY? A: That's not a moon! That's a SPACE STATION! Doc Q: Did that alien robot just drop his pants and moon us? A: There can be only one... well, maybe two... three at most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: There can be only one... well, maybe two... three at most. Q: Egads, how many more 'Jason' movies do we have to sit through? A: Purple, unless it's Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Vanguard00 A: Purple, unless it's Tuesday. Q: What's the soup of the day? A: Arf Arf! Blarg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerennialRook Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 A: Arf Arf! Blarg! Q: Woof? A: Burnt at the stake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by PerennialRook A: Burnt at the stake. Q: What happened to the witch who overcooked the bishop's tenderloin? A: Three with each hand and one between your feet. -AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews Q: What happened to the witch who overcooked the bishop's tenderloin? A: Three with each hand and one between your feet. -AA Q: So how many of these anti-Hermit guns do we have to carry to prevent him from destroying the world? A: Brrrrr, I'm so hot I've lost all feeling and now I feel cold!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: So how many of these anti-Hermit guns do we have to carry to prevent him from destroying the world? A: Brrrrr, I'm so hot I've lost all feeling and now I feel cold!? Q: Lemming, why did you stick your head in the oven and turn it on? A: Neon Genesis Evagelist Ministries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 A: Neon Genesis Evagelist Ministries Q: What religion's doctrine is "Praise the Lord and pass the Particle Beam Cannon"? A: It's the real thing....really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q: What religion's doctrine is "Praise the Lord and pass the Particle Beam Cannon"? A: It's the real thing....really. Q: It's our honeymoon, why are you wearing...THAT...THERE? A: Portland, San Francisco, Moscow, and Rome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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