Thirdbase Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: It's our honeymoon, why are you wearing...THAT...THERE? A: Portland, San Francisco, Moscow, and Rome. Q: Foxbat what cities haven't you been arrested in? A: Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, and Peppermint Schnapps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, and Peppermint Schnapps. Q: Ugh! What the hell is in this drink? A: A pointed stick and an earthworm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 9, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Originally posted by lemming A: A pointed stick and an earthworm Q: When boogers are not available, what weapons do kindergarden kids fight with during recess? A: An angel, a devil, and a really nasty wedgie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: An angel, a devil, and a really nasty wedgie. Q: So what did your wife give you for your birthday? A: Oh, just hush and take your colostomy like a man! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: Oh, just hush and take your colostomy like a man! Q: I thought there'd be painkillers or at least lube involved? A: A branding iron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Originally posted by lemming Q: I thought there'd be painkillers or at least lube involved? A: A branding iron Q: I need a good marketting technique to guide folks, any suggestions? A: I've seen fire, and I've seen rain... but I've never seen that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: I've seen fire, and I've seen rain... but I've never seen that! Q: My latestinvention, Burning Snow. What do you think? A: One a Day plus Amphedamines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: One a Day plus Amphedamines Q: So #2, what will be the center piece of Evil Inc.'s new supplement line? A: I don't understand, I left the moose right here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: So #2, what will be the center piece of Evil Inc.'s new supplement line? A: I don't understand, I left the moose right here! Q: WHere's My Moose! A: Barbequed Elves on a stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: WHere's My Moose! A: Barbequed Elves on a stick Q: I'm really enjoying my time in Faerie, and I love this chewy treat, this shish-ka-bob thing, what did you say it was? A: Klaus Fluoride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 10, 2003 Report Share Posted September 10, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: I'm really enjoying my time in Faerie, and I love this chewy treat, this shish-ka-bob thing, what did you say it was? A: Klaus Fluoride. Q: So you want to play a Cyborg-Nazi who has reflection based on super white teeth? What name did you have in mind? A: The bells! The bells! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 10, 2003 Report Share Posted September 10, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: So you want to play a Cyborg-Nazi who has reflection based on super white teeth? What name did you have in mind? A: The bells! The bells! Q: What do you remember most about the Exorcist? A: Peachy-green, sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 10, 2003 Report Share Posted September 10, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: What do you remember most about the Exorcist? A: Peachy-green, sir! Q: So, your Bruce Banner's gamma irrated chipper side, how you feeling? A: All your space are belong to Russ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 10, 2003 Report Share Posted September 10, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: So, your Bruce Banner's gamma irrated chipper side, how you feeling? A: All your space are belong to Russ! Q: Russ! What the heck are you doing in my bathroom!? A: Funny, you don't look Druish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 10, 2003 Report Share Posted September 10, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: Russ! What the heck are you doing in my bathroom!? A: Funny, you don't look Druish. Q: I'm a druid. How do you do? A; Mastication Proclamation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 10, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A; Mastication Proclamation. Q: What are two words that sound good together, yet form a phrase that is utterly meanigless? A: A magic lasso, a flying nun, and a purple baby duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What are two words that sound good together, yet form a phrase that is utterly meanigless? A: A magic lasso, a flying nun, and a purple baby duck. Q: What makes you cringe when it's above your head? A: Arnold, Bill, Saddam, and the entire Giants organization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase Q: What makes you cringe when it's above your head? A: Arnold, Bill, Saddam, and the entire Giants organization. Q: I heard Hillary Rodham-Clinton's on the warpath, making a name for herself while going after an "enemy's list" that got leaked. Did you hear who was on her enemy's list? A: The tidybowl man, that guy in the boat, he can do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: I heard Hillary Rodham-Clinton's on the warpath, making a name for herself while going after an "enemy's list" that got leaked. Did you hear who was on her enemy's list? A: The tidybowl man, that guy in the boat, he can do it! Q: The black hole in the center of our universe is clogged! We must flush it clear or the universe is lost, but who? WHO can save us? A: I'm only doing this to plug DH#13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 Q. Mr Long, why are you posing nude for Playgirl ? A. Officer, I can explain everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble A. Officer, I can explain everything Q: You want to tell me why you were doing 89 points on that power in a 60 active point limit zone? A: Believe it or not, that's what lead to the war between the states of Iowa and Oregon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 Q. Why can't Tonya Harding move to Iowa? A. Well geez, you might as well. Hermit will only make a poll of it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 A. Well geez, you might as well. Hermit will only make a poll of it anyway. Q: Do you think I should post a question about write-ups for Buckaroo Banzai? A: That's the way Steven Segal would do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 Originally posted by Vanguard00 A: That's the way Steven Segal would do it. Q: So why did you spend twenty minutes lecturing the McDonalds guy about the rain forest before you ordered your biggie fries? A: They said it was half price. (shrug) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. Why can't Tonya Harding move to Iowa? A. Well geez, you might as well. Hermit will only make a poll of it anyway. Sorry to interrupt the game, I just had to say, Enforcer, that speaking as an Oregonian this is a really great and funny Q for Hermit's A on the war between Oregon and Iowa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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