DocMan Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat A: They said it was half price. (shrug) Q: Why are you wearing a dead cat as a hat? A: Normally, I'd love to, but right now I have to go set my clothes on fire. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan Q: Why are you wearing a dead cat as a hat? A: Normally, I'd love to, but right now I have to go set my clothes on fire. Doc Q: Doctor Fastidious! How about an interview on your triumph over The Poop Smith? A: What duck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 A: Normally, I'd love to, but right now I have to go set my clothes on fire. Q: Want to go to the Michael Bolton concert with me? A: Two cups of jello and some gravity boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerennialRook Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 A: Two cups of jello and some gravity boots. Q: If you were in charge of wardrobe for Angelina Jolie's upcomming movie set in space, what would she be wearing? A: What duck? Q:Marine, I said, "incomming!" Aren't you going to duck!?! A: The Daily Double. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by PerennialRook A: The Daily Double. Q: I hear Pujos got another hit in tonight's game. What was it? A: Last of the Leiderhosen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 A: Last of the Leiderhosen Q: What novel would James Fennimore Cooper be famous for if he was German? A: Damn, out of order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q: What novel would James Fennimore Cooper be famous for if he was German? A: Damn, out of order Q: What will the Chinese say about the Three Gorges Dam next year? A: A lifetime supply of purple plants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase Q: What will the Chinese say about the Three Gorges Dam next year? A: A lifetime supply of purple plants. Q: I heard Dr. Banner won a contest, what was the prize? A: I never expected the results to go "snap, crackle, pop." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum A: I never expected the results to go "snap, crackle, pop." Q: So how did that date with the Hilton sisters go? A: Only if you fill out the appropriate forms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by Vanguard00 Q: So how did that date with the Hilton sisters go? A: Only if you fill out the appropriate forms. Q. So, how do I get one of those dates with the hilton sisters? A. Twelve dozen pairs of purple sequin socks and a note from Donny Osmond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerennialRook Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 A. Twelve dozen pairs of purple sequin socks and a note from Donny Osmond Q: Elton John just called asking if he left anything here last night. Did he? A: The Hilton Sisters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 12, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by PerennialRook A: The Hilton Sisters Q: Who gives an even better stay than the Marriott Sisters? A: A naked faerie with glowing-red eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: A naked faerie with glowing-red eyes. A: And who gave you those pills? Q: A Bucket, two mice, and a suppository. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 12, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by lemming Q: A Bucket, two mice, and a suppository. A: You want me to give what to the sleeping dragon? Q: The short Jedi and a Swiss Army Knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: You want me to give what to the sleeping dragon? Q: The short Jedi and a Swiss Army Knife. Q: What was an early concept for Yoda? A: I couldn't see its face under the mask, but it was beathing heavily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum Q: What was an early concept for Yoda? A: I couldn't see its face under the mask, but it was beathing heavily. Q: So , did you meet Hanibal Lecter's perverted brother? A: A pan galactic gargle blaster, an orion slave girl, and Fred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: A pan galactic gargle blaster, an orion slave girl, and Fred. Q: What three things would pretty much keep me from ever rejoining normal society? A: A naked woman in a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by Vanguard00 A: A naked woman in a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other Q: What's your idea of a great blind date? A: Hamsters, saurkraut (sp.) and a lava lamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 A: Hamsters, saurkraut (sp.) and a lava lamp. Q: So, what do you miss most about "free love" in the 60's? A: Sure, you can borrow my nailgun. Just make sure there's no blood on it this time. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: Sure, you can borrow my nailgun. Just make sure there's no blood on it this time. Q: Can I borrow your nailgun? A: Keep out of reach of children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 12, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by Vanguard00 A: Keep out of reach of children. Q: Now that I have it, what should I do with this nailgun? A: He nailed the Hilton Sisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Now that I have it, what should I do with this nailgun? A: He nailed the Hilton Sisters. Q: What did he do to get blood on the nailgun? A: 25 gallons of Mouthwash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 A: 25 gallons of Mouthwash Q: What is required to remove the bad taste left in the audience's mouth after viewing Gigli ? A: ...And the award for most useless actor/actress goes to.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerennialRook Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 A: ...And the award for most useless actor/actress goes to.... Q: What did you think of Ben Afleck's latest movie, or the one before it, or the one before that, or of Bounce? A: Again, I'd have to say the Hilton Sisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 Originally posted by PerennialRook Q: What did you think of Ben Afleck's latest movie, or the one before it, or the one before that, or of Bounce? A: Again, I'd have to say the Hilton Sisters. Q: Who are you going after with that nail gun this time? A: Nine inches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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