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Q: What's the latest Shakespeare movie remake going to be called?

 

A: I don't know.

 

Q: Answer me these questions three- err the other side you see. Number three: What is the flight speed of an unladen swallow?

 

A: red, no Blue!

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A: Just market the idea.

 

Q: OK, just one more thing before we go ahead with the product development. You are aware that this product will be responsible for maiming and killing millions of customers, right?

 

A: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

 

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Q: What's your favorite dyslexic Egyptian breakfast?

 

A: Proud Mary keeps on rolling stones.

 

Q: What is the name for the nurse who takes care of Mick Jager and freinds and what does she do exactly?

 

A: It's a black thing.

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Q. What when said about by Bill Clinton about a cheese like Edam instead arouses suspicions about him womanising again ?

 

A. We can walk into Britain anytime we like.

 

Q: What quote by the Scots caused Britian to rebuild Hadrian's wall?

 

A: We are just going to take it.

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Q: Well, what a fine mess. And here you are, with your trousers about your ankles, bent over, grabbing onto your toes. Well what are you going to do now?

 

A: I never said anything about a paddle.

 

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Q: How am I supposed to get this canoe upstream without a paddle?

 

A: If you know somebody, give him this phone number.

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