Tim Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions DT has an EVIL post count! Q: What lie did DT promote that landed him in hot water with the IRS? A: I'm going to have to sig that now. Q: Two beers or not 2 beers, that is the question. A: zoot suit white out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Two beers or not 2 beers, that is the question. A: zoot suit white out Q) What was that lesser known song by the Cherry Poppin Office Daddies? A) Perchance to Scheme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Perchance to Scheme. Q: What's the latest Shakespeare movie remake going to be called? A: I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the latest Shakespeare movie remake going to be called? A: I don't know. Q: Answer me these questions three- err the other side you see. Number three: What is the flight speed of an unladen swallow? A: red, no Blue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: red' date=' no Blue![/quote'] Q: What is your favorite color? A: I got better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your favorite color? A: I got better. Q: Weren't you dead? A: She's got huge... tracts of land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's got huge... tracts of land. Q: What did Anna Nicole Smith get from her divorce? A: The chunky, NOT the creamy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The chunky' date=' NOT the creamy.[/quote'] Q: Dude, what did you just do in there? A: Just market the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just market the idea. Q: OK, just one more thing before we go ahead with the product development. You are aware that this product will be responsible for maiming and killing millions of customers, right? A: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. Q: How's Vin Diesel's movie career looking? A: The Pacifier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How's Vin Diesel's movie career looking? A: The Pacifier. Q)What was that thing you gave me to make me stop crying yesterday? A) Scrambled Gegs and Ahm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Scrambled Gegs and Ahm. Q: What's your favorite dyslexic Egyptian breakfast? A: Proud Mary keeps on rolling stones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's your favorite dyslexic Egyptian breakfast? A: Proud Mary keeps on rolling stones. Q: What is the name for the nurse who takes care of Mick Jager and freinds and what does she do exactly? A: It's a black thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a black thing. Q: I don't understand, what' up with this material that doesn't reflect any colors? A: Hey, you, get off of my cloud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I don't understand, what' up with this material that doesn't reflect any colors? A: Hey, you, get off of my cloud! Q: So what did that cloud giant say to make you punch Mick Jagger? A: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what did that cloud giant say to make you punch Mick Jagger? A: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Q) What is it you say when you urinate? A) Bald And Beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Bald And Beautiful.Q. So, Enforcer, what was your response to Mightybec's old "Do You Groom?" thread? A. AHHHH!! Take that out of my brain!! Take it out!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, Enforcer, what was your response to Mightybec's old "Do You Groom?" thread? A. AHHHH!! Take that out of my brain!! Take it out!! Q. What do you think of the this pic of......... Jerry Falwell naked ? A. Well come up and see for yourself then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do you think of the this pic of......... Jerry Falwell naked ? A. Well come up and see for yourself then. Q: So you are 7' 8". How's the weather up there? A: It affects twice the number of women as men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It affects twice the number of women as men. Q: Why is NOW complaining that a menstral cramp is sexually discriminating? A: Hey, McCloud, get off me ewe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hey' date=' McCloud, get off me ewe![/quote']Q. What's old man McJagger yelling? A. So round, so firm, so fully packed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What's old man McJagger yelling? A. So round, so firm, so fully packed. Q. What when said about by Bill Clinton about a cheese like Edam instead arouses suspicions about him womanising again ? A. We can walk into Britain anytime we like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What when said about by Bill Clinton about a cheese like Edam instead arouses suspicions about him womanising again ? A. We can walk into Britain anytime we like. Q: What quote by the Scots caused Britian to rebuild Hadrian's wall? A: We are just going to take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: We are just going to take it. Q: Well, what a fine mess. And here you are, with your trousers about your ankles, bent over, grabbing onto your toes. Well what are you going to do now? A: I never said anything about a paddle. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Well, what a fine mess. And here you are, with your trousers about your ankles, bent over, grabbing onto your toes. Well what are you going to do now? A: I never said anything about a paddle. Doc Q: How am I supposed to get this canoe upstream without a paddle? A: If you know somebody, give him this phone number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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