Kirby Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions death tribble: Q. What when said about by Bill Clinton about a cheese like Edam instead arouses suspicions about him womanising again ? A: If you know somebody' date=' give him this phone number.[/quote'] Q: When it comes to getting a new job, you do realize that it's not what you know, but who you know? A: I be speaking it good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions death tribble: Q. What when said about by Bill Clinton about a cheese like Edam instead arouses suspicions about him womanising again ? Q: When it comes to getting a new job, you do realize that it's not what you know, but who you know? A: I be speaking it good. Q: So, how's the beta testing of Hooked on Ebonics working out? A: I feel minty fresh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, how's the beta testing of Hooked on Ebonics working out? A: I feel minty fresh! Q: So Shrinker I hear Grond used you as a tooth brush. How was that? A: I'm as happy as a freakin' clam!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Shrinker I hear Grond used you as a tooth brush. How was that? A: I'm as happy as a freakin' clam!!! Q: Dude; You look stressed. Are you doing okay? A: Good buy, Blue Skye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude; You look stressed. Are you doing okay? A: Good buy, Blue Skye Q: He spent that much money on a pink flamingo balloon and all you said was what? A: Naughty Nurse Neko Neko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: He spent that much money on a pink flamingo balloon and all you said was what? A: Naughty Nurse Neko Neko. Q: You're going back to the hospital, again? I thought you said that you were cured. What could make you go back to the hospital already? A: 11 hours of sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: 11 hours of sleep Q: You cat looks tired, how come? A: Four fifty. Tim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Reasonable Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Four fifty. Q: If Crackerjack is on in 5 minutes, what time is it? A: There were three of them, a rounded one, one with a bend in the middle and a really strange looking one that needed batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: There were three of them' date=' a rounded one, one with a bend in the middle and a really strange looking one that needed batteries.[/quote'] Q: Why were you beat up by those girls? A: Dr. Silverback wouldn't cover up his gray hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dr. Silverback wouldn't cover up his gray hair.Q. We're on air in three minutes! What is the delay? A. Some are racing penguins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Some are racing penguins. Q: What tactic convinced White Heat to go to a casino in Vegas? A: That is down and dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is down and dirty.Q. Uhh... I know you're feeling down, so I hate to tell you, but... it's your turn to clean the cat litter box... A. Tell you what though... have you got any rubber... walrus protectors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Tell you what though... have you got any rubber... walrus protectors? Q: Will you leave my sister alone come tomorrow? A: You are a bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Will you leave my sister alone come tomorrow? A: You are a bastard. Q: If my mommy didn't marry my daddy, what does that make me? A; There are probable programs that haven't been invented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A; There are probable programs that haven't been invented. Q: If Microsoft were in politics, what would be their typical response to why Windows still has problems and upgrades? A: Chin up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: If Microsoft were in politics, what would be their typical response to why Windows still has problems and upgrades? A: Chin up. Q: So your doctor told you need to do only a single movement of one exercise? Which one was that? A: I have 3 pairs of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So your doctor told you need to do only a single movement of one exercise? Which one was that? A: I have 3 pairs of these. Q: Do you wear underwear? A: Type Z personality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Type Z personality Q: Senator Leiberman, do you understand why you put people to sleep? A: That's a very good question; however, we don't care to answer it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a very good question; however' date=' we don't care to answer it.[/quote']Q. Can you please explain to me how taking away my civil rights increases my freedom? A. 'Do as I do, believe in what I say for your own good, or I'll kill you!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. 'Do as I do' date=' believe in what I say for your own good, or I'll kill you!!'[/quote'] Q: Instead of taking polls to find their stances, what is the DNC now doing? A: The last man on Earth is Dan Quayle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The last man on Earth is Dan Quayle.Q. Okay, well, the virus has all but wiped out the male population, but with our genetic technology, we should still be able to repropogate the species, as long as the sole survivor isn't a congenital idiot or anything. So it's bad, but it could be worse, right? What? A. Less slice, more hook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay, well, the virus has all but wiped out the male population, but with our genetic technology, we should still be able to repropogate the species, as long as the sole survivor isn't a congenital idiot or anything. So it's bad, but it could be worse, right? What? A. Less slice, more hook. Q: My golf swing keeps curving around behind us and hitting cars. Any suggestions? A: That's the way I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Kirby, Edam cheese is round, firm and fully packed. But if Bill Clinton said that it might be mistaken for him talking about a woman. See ? Q: My golf swing keeps curving around behind us and hitting cars. Any suggestions? A: That's the way I like it. Q. Tim, why would you go into the Las Vegas showgirls dressing room wearing a flying helmet, a thong and covered in chocolate ? A. Everyone keep quiet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Everyone keep quiet Q: Is there anything else we should do while we're hiding here? A: Tokyo. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is there anything else we should do while we're hiding here? A: Tokyo. Q. Where did you find the cult that worships naked photoes of Dan Quayle ? A. They couldn't land here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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