DocMan Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. They couldn't land here Q: Why did you tell your company to put their helecopter fleet in my back yard? A: The drifting refuse of the unwanted. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you tell your company to put their helecopter fleet in my back yard? A: The drifting refuse of the unwanted. Doc Q) No, the BassFarkers will not work for our team name. What was your idea DocMan? A) The Flying Winzellas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) The Flying Winzellas Q) Looks like P.J Barnum can't make it to the circus this year. Who is next on the list? A) Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Lock' date=' Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels[/quote']Q. Sorry... I was only half listening... They cut your what, stole your store's what, and tried to burn the videotape evidence in what? A. I was dancing in the lesbian bar, uh huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Sorry... I was only half listening... They cut your what' date=' stole your store's [i']what[/i], and tried to burn the videotape evidence in what? A. I was dancing in the lesbian bar, uh huh. Q: Why did you get beat up for 'busting a move'? A: get ready for an exercise in taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: get ready for an exercise in taste.Q. The Iron Chef Workout Video!?! A. Top people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. The Iron Chef Workout Video!?! A. Top people. Q: Where are the cirus performers? I thought you said the Big Top people were going to be working on this? A: He knows nuthing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: He knows nuthing Q: Why was Sergeant Shultz such a good ally when giving a spelling bee? A: He has "Roman" hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why was Sergeant Shultz such a good ally when giving a spelling bee? A: He has "Roman" hands. Q) So, how did you guess that guy was from Italy? A) Yes. And the second rule: Don't taunt the mastervillain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Yes. And the second rule: Don't taunt the mastervillain. Q: Are you telling me that the first rule of being a public superhero is "hide your identity?" A: Go ahead, make my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you telling me that the first rule of being a public superhero is "hide your identity?" A: Go ahead, make my day. Q: Sir the coaltion of Female Supers is here to see you. They are carrying a large box of condoms and several casses of alcohol. Should I send them in? A:and thats what happens when you give Grond a wedgie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A:and thats what happens when you give Grond a wedgie. Q: Foxbat, will you please explain how you ended up in a full body cast? A: Charisma Carpenter's Tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Charisma Carpenter's Tools. Q: What did you just call that suitcase full of sex toys? A: A long time ago, we used to be friends. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you just call that suitcase full of sex toys? A: A long time ago, we used to be friends. Doc Q) You stabbed me! Why?!? A) Periwinkle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) You stabbed me! Why?!? A) Periwinkle. Q: AL-Quedia has just gotten hold of the Nude Bomb. How are you going to tell if they are going to set it off? A: I lost on Jeopardy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: AL-Quedia has just gotten hold of the Nude Bomb. How are you going to tell if they are going to set it off? A: I lost on Jeopardy. Q: So why are you the inspiration behind a Weird Al song? A: Foolie Coolie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I lost on Jeopardy. Q: What is your favorite "Weird Al" song? A: Foolie Coolie Q: How did you get the wooly bully drunk? A: Its reasoning capacity hasn't quite exceeded Foxbat's, yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your favorite "Weird Al" song? Q: How did you get the wooly bully drunk? A: Its reasoning capacity hasn't quite exceeded Foxbat's, yet. Q: Why do you say that wet sponge isn't setient yet? A: We must be bonded by trust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: We must be bonded by trust Q: What's the irony behind S&M? A: I hear Tim likes those kind of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the irony behind S&M? A: I hear Tim likes those kind of things. Q: What's with all these naked pictures of hot blondes, brunettes, and red-heads? A: I do. I really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I do. I really do. Q: Do you like Sally Field? A: I'd plant those Flowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you like Sally Field? A: I'd plant those Flowers. Q: So, what do you think of the new hostess for the nude gardening show? A: And so, they probed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: And so' date=' they probed me.[/quote'] Q: What did the aliens do when you told them you made androids? A: That's quite an experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the aliens do when you told them you made androids? A: That's quite an experience. Q: So what did you think about geting probed? A: He want's to leave his imprint on the judiciary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: He wants to leave his imprint on the judiciary.Q. Our client can't wear monogrammed brass knuckles into a court of law!! What the hell is he thinking? A. I can always sleep standing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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