Enforcer84 Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Our client can't wear monogrammed brass knuckles into a court of law!! What the hell is he thinking? A. I can always sleep standing up. Q) If there's no place for you to sleep why do you want to sleep here? A) I Spy with my little aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) If there's no place for you to sleep why do you want to sleep here? A) I Spy with my little aye. Q: What ideas do you have for a TV show about secret agent pirates? A: My beam holds eight people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: My beam holds eight people.Q. But, Captain Kirk, you're bringing those seven half-naked alien women up to the ship with you... I'm a sitting duck in this red shirt, can't you take me with you too? A. She was no Venus... I'm on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. But, Captain Kirk, you're bringing those seven half-naked alien women up to the ship with you... I'm a sitting duck in this red shirt, can't you take me with you too? A. She was no Venus... I'm on fire. Q: So, how did you date go with Pele? A: Hmm... I thought the spandex would fit me better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hmm... I thought the spandex would fit me better...Q. Okay, Boss, we got those guys that ratted on you - GAH!! OH GOD!! That's just... ugh!! Oh man... whoa... I'm sorry, sir... You just freaked me out a bit, that's all... Er, if ya don't mind me askin', what happened to yer usual white suit, Mr. Kingpin? A. True enough, but I think you'll find that the opposite is also true!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay, Boss, we got those guys that ratted on you - GAH!! OH GOD!! That's just... ugh!! Oh man... whoa... I'm sorry, sir... You just freaked me out a bit, that's all... Er, if ya don't mind me askin', what happened to yer usual white suit, Mr. Kingpin? A. True enough, but I think you'll find that the opposite is also true!! Q: Is it true that "Everything I say is a lie?" I'm having a hard time believing that. A: Wankers and beans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is it true that "Everything I say is a lie?" I'm having a hard time believing that. A: Wankers and beans Q. Ah stout Yeoman ! What epicuran delight do you have to delight and tornent my taste buds with this evening ? Do tell ! A. Repeat please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Repeat please Q. I'm sorry Mr. Lewis, but I could not find anything on that last rectal examination. Would you like me to try again? A. The Thunder from Down Under Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I'm sorry Mr. Lewis, but I could not find anything on that last rectal examination. Would you like me to try again? A. The Thunder from Down Under Q: Ahh stout yeoman, I have eaten the feast you had set for me, and now I fear I may have Gastro-intestinal Distress. What colorful phrase did you use to descibe it? A: post-preambulatory pinky rings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions I must have killed it. CLEAR ZZZAAAP! *thump-ump thump-ump thump-ump* IT LIVES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ahh stout yeoman, I have eaten the feast you had set for me, and now I fear I may have Gastro-intestinal Distress. What colorful phrase did you use to descibe it? A: post-preambulatory pinky rings Q: What does my new health insurance policy cover again? A: That's a Moray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does my new health insurance policy cover again? A: That's a Moray Q: What do you say when an eel, evil-eyed, takes a bite from your thigh? A: Sha-wiiiiiing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Hey, have you seen my wife? I- A: Sha-wiiiiiing! -can't seem to find her...WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING!?!?!? A) Protection from Weevil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Hey, have you seen my wife? I- -can't seem to find her...WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING!?!?!? A) Protection from Weevil. Q: WHat does the god of Cotton grant his faithful? A: A mess of beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat does the god of Cotton grant his faithful? A: A mess of beans. Q: Could you explain to me why we have to don our hazmat suits before entering this restaurant? A: Yep, he's the one who tried to pants me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yep' date=' he's the one who tried to pants me.[/quote'] Q: Are you really asking the NGD police to arrest Enforcer? A: No, it's a pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you really asking the NGD police to arrest Enforcer? A: No, it's a pencil. Q) Oh man, I am sorry, is that yer...? A) No officer, I would have done far worse than merely pants him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) No officer' date=' I would have done far worse than merely pants him.[/quote'] Q: Were you really out trying to pants Doctor Otaku? A: Yes, I think that would have been impressive and effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Were you really out trying to pants Doctor Otaku? A: Yes, I think that would have been impressive and effective. Q: So, exactly what would be your thoughts of Doctor Otaku did get pantsed? A: And so it begins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, exactly what would be your thoughts of Doctor Otaku did get pantsed? A: And so it begins... Q) So when does the Pantsing start? A) A gaggle of dancing girlscouts outside my work window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) A gaggle of dancing girlscouts outside my work window. Q: What is one thing that could sway Enforcer from pantsing Dr. Otaku? A: Make them naked, and we have a deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Make them naked, and we have a deal. Q: How would you like Michelangelo to chisel your Statues of David oh great Wool Merchants? A: They should all be destroyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How would you like Michelangelo to chisel your Statues of David oh great Wool Merchants? A: They should all be destroyed. Q: What is your opinion of those who disagree with you politically? A: Be a good boy and I'll spank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Be a good boy and I'll spank you. Q: What would you like to hear from Jenna Jameson? A: That will shiver me timbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What would you like to hear from Jenna Jameson? A: That will shiver me timbers. Q: So what did you think of the spanking you got from Jenna Jameson? A: I like it when I hear it squishing between my toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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