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Q: So what did you think of the spanking you got from Jenna Jameson?

 

A: I like it when I hear it squishing between my toes.

 

 

Q: $128.79 worth of peanut butter from the supermarket, honey?

 

 

A: Confused, sad, disgusted, and more then a little turned on.

 

JT

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Q: $128.79 worth of peanut butter from the supermarket, honey?

 

 

A: Confused, sad, disgusted, and more then a little turned on.

 

JT

Q: So, what were your thoughts on seeing Kirby get spanked by Jenna Jameson?

 

A: Forsooth!

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Q: Honey, do these jeans make my butt look fat?

 

A: Gosh, I guess he liked it.

Q: Could you explain why Mikey has a huge smile on his face?

 

A: I'd love to marry you, but I'm late for my appointment with the Sisters of the Spiky Leather.

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A: I'd love to marry you' date=' but I'm late for my appointment with the Sisters of the Spiky Leather.[/quote']

Q: How did "Kara" politely decline all the marriage proposals she got from the men of the NGD?

 

A: Just a few more feet, and it'll be as good as new.

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Q: How did "Kara" politely decline all the marriage proposals she got from the men of the NGD?

 

A: Just a few more feet, and it'll be as good as new.

Q) So, how's the Quadraped Flesh Golem coming along?

 

 

A) Beyond Good and Naughty.

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Q: What tagline was used to hype up the new TV show: Extreeme Santa?

 

A: A really irritating car alarm that never shuts off.

Q: What's worse than car horn that sounds like two tortoises mating?

 

A: Howdy, ladies. I'll be your dude for the day.

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Q: What's worse than car horn that sounds like two tortoises mating?

 

A: Howdy, ladies. I'll be your dude for the day.

 

Q: How does the Cowboy Gigalo introduce himself?

 

A: It requires a flux capacitor.

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Q. What is the quip of the new, improved, Terminator with more human feelings?

 

A. My Kingdom for a Horse

Q. What quote from Shakespeare's Richard III is coveted and excessively used by horse ranchers but is also banned by the American Humane Society as being too cruel to ponies ?

 

A. We need them all

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Q. What quote from Shakespeare's Richard III is coveted and excessively used by horse ranchers but is also banned by the American Humane Society as being too cruel to ponies ?

 

A. We need them all

Q. Which of these guns should we bring along this time?

 

A. As much as I can get.

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Q. Which of these guns should we bring along this time?

 

A. As much as I can get.

 

Q: We have 200 ladies here at the Chicken Ranch. How many do you want to have sex with?

 

A: finally something worked

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Q: She agreed to date you because you are the last man in the city?

 

A: It's been too long.

 

Q: You are having a your Johnson reduced?

 

A: there is an element of hypocracy there.

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A: there is an element of hypocracy there.

Q: What's wrong with me telling my parents they can't come visit for the holidays "because I said so?"

 

A: Well, if you're going to be like that, I suppose I'll just go.

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Q: What's wrong with me telling my parents they can't come visit for the holidays "because I said so?"

 

A: Well, if you're going to be like that, I suppose I'll just go.

 

Q: I have very strict times that the bathroom can be used. So if you need to use it, you have to do so now.

 

A; You haven't even bought me a drink yet.

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Q: I have very strict times that the bathroom can be used. So if you need to use it, you have to do so now.

 

A; You haven't even bought me a drink yet.

Q: Don't you know everone thinks you are the king of the Q & A thread?

 

A: I have always endeavored to persevere.

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A; You haven't even bought me a drink yet.

Q: Would you like to go to my place?

 

A: I have always endeavored to persevere.

Q: Mr. Cockroach, do you think you'll survive this nuclear war you're about to start?

 

A: Dangit! Someone responded before me.

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A: Dangit! Someone responded before me.

Q: Uh, mr. Grond, Sir, that was quite the temper tantrum you just threw. What was it in aid of?

 

A: Because I wanted to. Besides, there's nothing wrong with purple oranges that a little food coloring won't fix!

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A: Because I wanted to. Besides' date=' there's nothing wrong with purple oranges that a little food coloring won't fix![/quote']

Q: Foxbat, why did you throw those miscolored fruits at Nighthawk?

 

A: I can't right now, I have a splinter in my finger.

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A: I can't right now' date=' I have a splinter in my finger.[/quote']

Q: That was some restraint you showed... why didn't you flip him the bird?

 

A: Just a few more and nothing will be ready.

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Q: That was some restraint you showed... why didn't you flip him the bird?

 

A: Just a few more and nothing will be ready.

 

Q: Have you finished with the party invitations yet?

 

A: I'm feeling mighty low.

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