Doctor Otaku Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you finished with the party invitations yet? A: I'm feeling mighty low. Q: So how's that new Mighty Mite Formula working out for you? A: You know how it is with Klingon chicks, a few blood wines, a few punches, then one things leads to another... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So how's that new Mighty Mite Formula working out for you? A: You know how it is with Klingon chicks, a few blood wines, a few punches, then one things leads to another... Q: I thought you had a blind date. How did you end up in a full body cast in the hospital? A: This is going to be good, I can tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know how it is with Klingon chicks' date=' a few blood wines, a few punches, then one things leads to another...[/quote']Q. Well, Jim, aside from the numerous superficial scratches, particularly across your back, you've got twenty-seven broken bones and a ruptured kidney. I suppose I can assume that your diplomatic talks with the ambassador from Kronos were less than successful... what? Why are you smiling like that? A. Stupid questions, we have in surplus... but I'm afraid we seem to be running low on snappy answers. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is going to be good' date=' I can tell.[/quote']Q. Okay, I know I was late with my post, but I have a perfectly valid excuse... Umm... errrr... well, there was this, err, large... no, it was more of a... Hmmm... A. See above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Stupid questions, we have in surplus... but I'm afraid we seem to be running low on snappy answers. Q: The White House Press Room has it's own supply closet? What do you store in there? A: Go Baist yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Go Baist yourself. Q: What did the cook say when you told him his food was terrible? A: I didn't know there would be so many. I left early last night and missed the fun stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't know there would be so many. I left early last night and missed the fun stuff.Q. I think my favourite encore was the twenty-seventh. By that time Bill had completely run out of material and was getting a little panicked, so he ended up just screaming "KHAAAAN!!" over and over for, like, five minutes. Which Shatner encore was your favourite? A. Dressing up in costumes, playing silly games, hiding out in treetops shouting out rude names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Dressing up in costumes' date=' playing silly games, hiding out in treetops shouting out rude names.[/quote'] Q: So, what's Ben's password song again? A: Say it isn't sew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Say it isn't sew!Q. Captain, Starfleet has responded to your request to have your ripped uniforms replaced... I'm afraid that they're taking a rather DIY view of your problem, sir, and have offered a suggestion I don't think you'll like. A. Enough with the Star Trek already!! I mean, what is your problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Enough with the Star Trek already!! I mean' date=' what is your [i']problem[/i]? Q: Since my girlfriend left me, I've had time to glue all the ship models of Startfleet's navy after the Borg invasion, completed my fluency in Klingon and have started studying the Rules of Acquisition. What? A: The Force is strong with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Since my girlfriend left me, I've had time to glue all the ship models of Startfleet's navy after the Borg invasion, completed my fluency in Klingon and have started studying the Rules of Acquisition. What? A: The Force is strong with this one. Q; WOW! the police are really beating the crap out of the Rodney King guy. A: A young Natilie Portman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: A young Natilie Portman. Q: Man, I have never heard of someone being fined for masturbation. Who were you masturbating to? A: Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sex' date=' Drugs, and Rock and Roll[/quote'] Q: Can you sum up your motivations, in order, for being a rock star? A: Sex, drum legs, and rocky road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you sum up your motivations, in order, for being a rock star? A: Sex, drum legs, and rocky road. Q: In no particular order, what do you plan on having for dinner, desert and late night snack? A: Grond have to go potty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: In no particular order, what do you plan on having for dinner, desert and late night snack? A: Grond have to go potty Q) Scariest sentance ever? A) Superbeing Generic Heroic Intent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Superbeing Generic Heroic Intent Q: What 20 Point Psych LIm dod your GM turn down? A: This weighs way more than I wanted you to get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: This weighs way more than I wanted you to get. Q: What did you say to Rosie O'Donnel when she wanted to be paid her weight in gold? A: To get her together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: To get her together. Q: What is the motivation for you and your identical twin to date the same woman? A: I've gone PLAID!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've gone PLAID!!Q. Crusading Chameleon, what's wrong?! You just collapsed in a screaming heap!! A. It's not that I can't help these people... I just don't want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Crusading Chameleon, what's wrong?! You just collapsed in a screaming heap!! A. It's not that I can't help these people... I just don't want to. Q: Ambivalent Boy, why are you just sitting here? The city needs your help. A: That's mighty fine tasting ghoti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's mighty fine tasting ghoti.Q. How's your camon? Q. Try asking a glass of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How's your camon? Q. Try asking a glass of water. Q: Do you think our waitress is a tall drink of water? A: you fool, now we have to find 50,000 Elvis Impersonators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you think our waitress is a tall drink of water? A: you fool, now we have to find 50,000 Elvis Impersonators. Q: Just got bad news, our Elvis clone army won't be here on time. What do we do now? A: I can't believe it's no butter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't believe it's no butter! Q: What did Elrond say to Sauron that caused the War of the Ring? A: I'd go all in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Elrond say to Sauron that caused the War of the Ring? A: I'd go all in. Q: I want to see what is on the otherside of the door. But with a homicidial computer running the house, I'm afraid it will use the door to slice me in two if I just poke my head thru. What should I do in this situation? A: Sweet child of mimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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