Kirby Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sweet child of mimes. Q: How come your well-behaved niece is so quiet? A: Terminate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How come your well-behaved niece is so quiet? A: Terminate it. Q: John Conner, the robot army is approaching! A: so that is what you do on a Saturday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: so that is what you do on a Saturday night. Q: Mom! I told you not to come into my room. Do you have a towel? A: Elimidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Elimidate.Q. Wow... I've never gone out with a chick who had her own phaser before... whatcha got it set to, anyway- Stun or Kill? A. Body and beats, I stain my sheets, I don't even know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Wow... I've never gone out with a chick who had her own phaser before... whatcha got it set to, anyway- Stun or Kill? A. Body and beats, I stain my sheets, I don't even know why. Q: Hey mom Jenny just flushed my G.I. Joe ....oh my God what is daddy doing with that his thingy? A:and this is why we don't aak Mightybec for help getting a date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Nomad Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey mom Jenny just flushed my G.I. Joe ....oh my God what is daddy doing with that his thingy? A:and this is why we don't aak Mightybec for help getting a date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A:and this is why we don't [ask] Mightybec for help getting a date. Q: What a menagerie of beings you have in your house. I see sheep, monkeys, teenagers, college cheerleaders, ugly prostitutes and... is who's grandma is that? A: Ringing in the sane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What a menagerie of beings you have in your house. I see sheep, monkeys, teenagers, college cheerleaders, ugly prostitutes and... is who's grandma is that? A: Ringing in the sane. Q: WHat is that new psycho-analytical technique being tried on the Joker? A: It shrunk down to 22 inches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat is that new psycho-analytical technique being tried on the Joker? A: It shrunk down to 22 inches. Q: What's the status on Goliath's recovery after he fell into that vat of Cialis? A: There must be something worth building them for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: There must be something worth building them for... Q: Why do you think Dr. Otaku has so many cute, unclothed, android females lying around his studio? A: Something's missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you think Dr. Otaku has so many cute, unclothed, android females lying around his studio? A: Something's missing. Q) You want to leave me? Why? A) Perplexion is my middle name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Perplexion is my middle name. Q: I am so confused. A: Not quite what you were expecting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not quite what you were expecting. Q: I asked you for a glass of milk, and you toss me a life jacket. Why? A: It didn't cover it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It didn't cover it. Q: It's your birthday, Uncle Fester, and you've been treated to a wonderful meal. Why are you so mad about the gratuity? A: To be born a poor, black boy and grow up a rich, white man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomd1969 Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Michael Jackson's life story? A: A ball of string, some cheese, and a kangaroo mouse. Kirby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Michael Jackson's life story? A: A ball of string, some cheese, and a kangaroo mouse. Q: What unusual formula actual worked for 2 hours of funny movie? A: I've got you pickles, RIGHT HERE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What unusual formula actual worked for 2 hours of funny movie? A: I've got you pickles, RIGHT HERE! Q: What did the deli guy say when she mentioned her favorite way of self-pleasuring? A: It was like a Ballpark frank that was already cooked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was like a Ballpark frank that was already cooked. Q: Why didn't Mightybec like the android sheep you made for him? A: To get to the other slide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why didn't Mightybec like the android sheep you made for him? A: To get to the other slide. Q: WHy did the kiddy cross the park? A: someone has to pay for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHy did the kiddy cross the park? A: someone has to pay for this. Q: Why are we getting a bill for 300 tons of high-grade 'personal lubricant'? A: Two sponges is all it takes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are we getting a bill for 300 tons of high-grade 'personal lubricant'? A: Two sponges is all it takes. Q: Hey Doctor Otaku that Sexatron 3000 android I ordered seems to overlubricate itself. What can I use to correct that? A: Slow down lad yer gonna get us all killed...gods I need and ale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Slow down lad yer gonna get us all killed...gods I need [an] ale. Q: What did Scotty really want to say to Kirk when he asked for more warp power? A: Fascinate on this, you pointy-eared freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen Keen Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fascinate on this' date=' you pointy-eared freak.[/quote'] Q: What did Gimli say right before he killed Legolas? A: The angriest bear in the universe. Kirby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The angriest bear in the universe. Q: What happened to Yogi, when Boo Boo took his picinic basket and his woman? A: Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Winning isn't everything' date=' but losing sucks.[/quote'] Q: How do you kill two brids with one stone? A: Sam and Frodo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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