Doctor Otaku Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened to Yogi' date=' when Boo Boo took his [i']picinic[/i] basket and his woman? A: Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks. Q: Why does the exit for the losing team look like it's attached to that giant vacuum cleaner? A: Egads! He's dressed like a little schoolgirl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sam and Frodo. Q: Who do you want a threesome with? A: Egads! He's dressed like a little schoolgirl! Q: What do you think of our latest attempt for a Bugs Bunny rerelease? A: That wasn't really necessary, but it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen Keen Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That wasn't really necessary' date=' but it was funny.[/quote'] Q: What does my girlfriend say after sex? A: Right after the window shattered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Right after the window shattered. Q: When did your girlfriend stop having sex with you last time? A: Just passing through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen Keen Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did I say to the principal of my highschool when I graduated? A: Everybody needs a little "Whoop! Whoop!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everybody needs a little "Whoop! Whoop!" Q: How did Whoopi Goldberg get dates in school? A: Sorry, Beyonce just doesn't do it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen Keen Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry' date=' Beyonce just doesn't do it for me.[/quote'] Q: What was my response to the French song on the Oscars tonight? A: Marlon Brando versus Bugs Bunny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was my response to the French song on the Oscars tonight? A: Marlon Brando versus Bugs Bunny. Q: So, who do they have in the Thunderdome tonight? A; 2 men enter, 20 men leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A; 2 men enter, 20 men leave. Q: Honey, what's the title of that porn movie you rented again? A: Don't stop 'til you get enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Honey, what's the title of that porn movie you rented again? A: Don't stop 'til you get enough. Q: So we are eating at an all-you-can-eat buffet for dinner? A: Loser's Anonymous rejected you aplication Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen Keen Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So we are eating at an all-you-can-eat buffet for dinner? A: Loser's Anonymous rejected you aplication Q: So, what witty comeback did you think up three days later? A: Oh'dark thirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh'dark thirty. Q: What time do you get up in Boot Camp? A: Another urban myth disproved: Ninja don't bounce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What time do you get up in Boot Camp? A: Another urban myth disproved: Ninja don't bounce. Q: So what did you learn today in your battle with The Hand? A:Sproing, boing, pop, phbbbbtttt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A:Sproing, boing, pop, phbbbbtttt! Q: What is the sound effects man saying now? A: You'll get the most benifit out of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: You'll get the most benifit out of it Q: What line did you give your wife so you could wear the French tickler? A: The Monkey Dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Monkey Dance. Q: What just looks so wrong when monkeys aren't the ones doing it? A: Two monkeys in ten minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two monkeys in ten minutes. Q: What did Gary, Monkey Genius, say he just did? A: This place looks like a pigs tie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Gary' date=' [i']Monkey Genius[/i], say he just did? A: This place looks like a pigs tie. Q: If this place doesn't look like a penguin's tux, what does it look like? A: The thundah from undah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen Keen Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: If this place doesn't look like a penguin's tux, what does it look like? A: The thundah from undah! Q: What happens when you eat Vegemite? A: Three black squares and a purple circle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Three black squares and a purple circle. Q: You no longer want to be called by your name? Instead, you wish everyone to use a symbol of your own devising when refering to you. WHat is this symbol? A: Going down in Naples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You no longer want to be called by your name? Instead, you wish everyone to use a symbol of your own devising when refering to you. WHat is this symbol? A: Going down in Naples. Q. Alright Mr Spencer, what did Timmy say about the fate of people should Vesuvius erupt that you felt forced to discipline him ? A. You're better at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. You're better at it Q: Death Tribble, why do you want me to have sex with your girlfriend? A: That was a low blow she gave him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What did your mom say about the midget? I am so sorry, I could not resist A) It wasn't worth the pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What did your mom say about the midget? I am so sorry, I could not resist A) It wasn't worth the pain. Q: Why didn't you insult Death Tribble when he made it so easy? A: It was hard to sleep last night, knowing we would be together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why didn't you insult Death Tribble when he made it so easy? A: It was hard to sleep last night, knowing we would be together. Q) Why the sleepy eyes muffin? A) Lanolin Based. Please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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