Kirby Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Lanolin Based. Please. Q: What phrase does Mightybec use when asked for his favorite activity on a farm? A: It's right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's right here.Q. Am I in a Blue State or a Red State? A. I wrote my new song on a five-dollar bill but I won't be able to sing it until I get hot on the trail for to pick up the track of the dirty little thief and get my five bucks back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 42. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: 42. Q: You say you're twenty-five, but guess how old you look? A: Bingo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bingo! Q: There was a farmer that had a dog. What was his name-o? A: A tale of two cities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: A tale of two cities. Q: What catchy phrase will HERO use to bundle Millennium City with Hudson City? A: When genius apes go bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What catchy phrase will HERO use to bundle Millennium City with Hudson City? A: When genius apes go bad. Q: Did you hear that Koko is being sued for sexual harrassment? A: You herd it here first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: You herd it here first. Q: What are we supposed to do on this cattle drive? A: It's all about the "O" face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are we supposed to do on this cattle drive? A: It's all about the "O" face. Q: What is this "Story of O" about? A: I would have taken away his car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I would have taken away his car. Q: How would you have stopped a bull from charging? A: There are no crackers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen Keen Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How would you have stopped a bull from charging? A: There are no crackers! Q: Why in God's name do you have a mouthful of cheese? A: Watch and learn, monkey. Watch and learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why in God's name do you have a mouthful of cheese? A: Watch and learn, monkey. Watch and learn. Q. What was the most damning dialogue in the documentary 'Jane Goodall - The Untrue Story' ? A. Corporal, I don't mean with your blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen Keen Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Corporal' date=' I don't mean with your blood.[/quote'] Q: What do I do with this, Sarge? A: And then it was all like "Whoosh, whoosh!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: And then it was all like "Whoosh' date=' whoosh!"[/quote'] Q: You couldn't stop Sound Effects Man because why? A: I asked him if the monkey wanted a banana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I asked him if the monkey wanted a banana.Q. Whoa, hold on, back up... I still don't understand. How, exactly, did meeting the boss's wife lead to you being fired? A. We're still in Hollywood. Whoa, I thought we'd be outta here by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. We're still in Hollywood. Whoa' date=' I thought we'd be outta here by now.[/quote'] Q: Does Paris Hilton know you gave out her phone number? A: That's a mighty long, um, tunnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Does Paris Hilton know you gave out her phone number? A: That's a mighty long, um, tunnel. Q: So what did you think of the Chunnel when you wnet to England? A: The third fool moon of the month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The third fool moon of the month. Q: What does the Jester hope to accomplish this lunar cycle? A: Steve Long loves CLOWN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Steve Long loves CLOWN. Q: What story caused DOJ to sue the National Enquirer? A: Mobile Army Surgical Hospitalier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mobile Army Surgical Hospitalier Q: What is the name of this medieval knight comedy combat show you want to make? A: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the name of this medieval knight comedy combat show you want to make? A: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Q: So what do you got to eat around here? A: She sells sea shells down by the sea shore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: She sells sea shells down by the sea shore Q: So, what's Sally soliciting Saturday? A: Any minute now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what's Sally soliciting Saturday? A: Any minute now. Q) You gonna eat that? A) All the news that's fit to sh#t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) All the news that's fit to sh#t Q: Why are you watching this crappy media station? A: Shut up, I'm trying to sleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you watching this crappy media station? A: Shut up, I'm trying to sleep! Q) hey, you asleep? HEY!!!! A) Forget the Hype, it's what's outside that counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.