Kirby Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Forget the Hype' date=' it's what's outside that counts.[/quote'] Q: Wow, just look at Bourbon Street during Mardis Gras! Hey, did anyone tell HyperMan that we're leaving the bar? A: Actually, it is a hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wow, just look at Bourbon Street during Mardis Gras! Hey, did anyone tell HyperMan that we're leaving the bar? A: Actually, it is a hammer. Q) Hey, is that a Hammer in your popcicle or are you just Had to be me? *hic* A) But your honor, I was Extremely Drunk at the time and don't see how I can be held accountable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Hey, is that a Hammer in your popcicle or are you just Had to be me? *hic* A) But your honor, I was Extremely Drunk at the time and don't see how I can be held accountable. Q: How do you answer to the charges of dealing out psychological trauma to Mightybec by beating him at his own game? A: I love the smell of crispy critter fritters in the morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I love the smell of crispy critter fritters in the morning!Q. This is the third time we've stopped to pick up roadkill. You say that you're not a taxidermist' date=' so why [i']are[/i] you putting them in your truck? A. Well, I don't know what I was expecting, but I do know that it definitely wasn't William Shatner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. This is the third time we've stopped to pick up roadkill. You say that you're not a taxidermist' date=' so why [i']are[/i] you putting them in your truck? A. Well, I don't know what I was expecting, but I do know that it definitely wasn't William Shatner. Q: Why are you suing the hotel because there was someone in your hotel room? A: It is the product of the 18th centurey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you suing the hotel because there was someone in your hotel room? A: It is the product of the 18th centurey. Q: Any idea why this has "Ye Olde French Tickler" on it? A: Nickel, nickel, quarter, dollar... Oh hell... Buck-thirty-five! Buck-thirty-five! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nickel, nickel, quarter, dollar... Oh hell... Buck-thirty-five! Buck-thirty-five! Q: How much would you pay for Mightybec at a HERO gamer auction? A: Calgon take me away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How much would you pay for Mightybec at a HERO gamer auction? A: Calgon take me away! Q) So, how did you end up in dishwasher land? A) Abso-frickin-lutely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, how did you end up in dishwasher land? A) Abso-frickin-lutely! Q: Which way to the west gate? A: NEVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: NEVER! Q: Will you type without the Caps Lock on? A: Well, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Will you type without the Caps Lock on? A: Well, maybe. Q: If I gave you a million dollars, would you spoon with 'Bec, live on national TV? A: Male Odor Bride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Male Odor Bride Q: What's this stinkin' transvestite doing in here?! A: This one's for the kipper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: If I gave you a million dollars, would you spoon with 'Bec, live on national TV? A: Male Odor Bride Q: What is the worst pun in the world? A: 3 dwarves and an elf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's this stinkin' transvestite doing in here?! A: This one's for the kipper! Q: So what slogan are we going to use to honor Jarl for all his years of hard work canning all those herrings? A: 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d Q: I can't make heads or tails of this, can you read it Master Bates? A: That's the weight it has to be, 'cause that's the weight I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: 3 dwarves and an elf.Q. What'llya give me for the unicorn? A: That's the weight it has to be' date=' 'cause that's the weight I like it.[/quote']Q. Why does she have to weigh exactly five hundred pounds? A. There are no roads here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike W Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. There are no roads here. Q: Why is there only one car in Lord of the Rings? A: Six dozen soufles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Six dozen soufles. Q: What did you have for breakfast, Fat Albert? A: Shave and a haircut: two nicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Shave and a haircut: two nicks. Q: How many men does it take to deliver a baby? A: 3 bears and a fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: 3 bears and a fox. Q: What's the porn version of Goldilocks called? A: A Stitch in time saves Lilo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the porn version of Goldilocks called? A: A Stitch in time saves Lilo. Q: So you are telling me that Disney is coming out witha sequel to "Lilo and Stitch". WHat is the name? A: I'll give you six orcs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll give you six orcs. Q: Slave master, what would you give me in exchange for this 1st level virgin sorceress? A: No, no, I'd require fifteen orcs at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Slave master, what would you give me in exchange for this 1st level virgin sorceress? A: No, no, I'd require fifteen orcs at least. Q: Will you take 12 orcs for that tenth level vestial virgin? A: 1d20 , 3d6. It's all the same to Melvin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: 1d20 ' date=' 3d6. It's all the same to Melvin.[/quote'] Q: Why was Mel kicked out of your gaming group? A: Kiss my grits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why was Mel kicked out of your gaming group? A: Kiss my grits! Q: Miss Flo, you make such a wonderful breakfast. What shall I do to show you my appreciation? A: It goes together like a horseless carriage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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