Basil Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. One of my favourite movies Q: Have you ever seen Cheney put through a bacon slicer and then dropped in an acid bath? A: Knotty pine panelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what do you want on your icecream? A) Blueberries and antifreeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, you've lost a ton! What's your secret? A: Five small blue beads and a bowl full of jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, you've lost a ton! What's your secret? A: Five small blue beads and a bowl full of jam. Q: OK, Mr. UltraGadgetMan, you have to make a ton of high explosive disappear. What secret components do you need? A: The nearest public library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, Mr. UltraGadgetMan, you have to make a ton of high explosive disappear. What secret components do you need? A: The nearest public library. Q. Alright, if you were the world's most famous chipmonk thief, where would you hold your celebration party ? A. Gladly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Alright, if you were the world's most famous chipmonk thief, where would you hold your celebration party ? A. Gladly Q: DT, Would youmove to France? A: I know my answer was wrong. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: DT, Would youmove to France? A: I know my answer was wrong. Q. Mr President how do you answer criticism of your stating that 2 plus 2 equals 5 ? A. Sure. Fine. Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Mr President how do you answer criticism of your stating that 2 plus 2 equals 5 ? A. Sure. Fine. Whatever. Q: So you really don't mind moving to a Paris suburb where there is rioting? A: I'm just yanking your chain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you really don't mind moving to a Paris suburb where there is rioting? A: I'm just yanking your chain. Q: Would you quit pulling please? A: Cheetos! On Fire!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Would you quit pulling please? A: Cheetos! On Fire!! Q: Where is that yellow smoke coming from? A: I want them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Seen this collection of old animated shorts? "Bambi Meets Godzilla", "The Smurfs Get Bombed", "Debbie Does Gumby & Pokey", stuff like that. A: That came out of that shaped meteorite in Kansas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Seen this collection of old animated shorts? "Bambi Meets Godzilla", "The Smurfs Get Bombed", "Debbie Does Gumby & Pokey", stuff like that. A: That came out of that shaped meteorite in Kansas. Q) Who wants eggsalad? A) I heard Batman used it on Wonder Woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Who wants eggsalad? A) I heard Batman used it on Wonder Woman. Q: This stuff contains mayonnaise, spices, and chunks of hard-boiled eggs. Where'd you get the idea it's a sexual lubricant?? A: Oh gods! Nothing but "classic-rock" radio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This stuff contains mayonnaise, spices, and chunks of hard-boiled eggs. Where'd you get the idea it's a sexual lubricant?? A: Oh gods! Nothing but "classic-rock" radio! q) So we've died and gone to heaven. Why so glum Mr. Cash? A) A toenail, Three tons of Brusselsprouts, and a magic lasso. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what did Wonder Woman use on Batman? A: So devious and diabolic and downright evil that it made the Devil cry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what did Wonder Woman use on Batman? A: So devious and diabolic and downright evil that it made the Devil cry! Q: What is the average Left-wing nutjob's opinion of President Bush? A; I don't beleive a word of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the average Left-wing nutjob's opinion of President Bush? A; I don't beleive a word of that. Q: Did you hear about Batman and Wonder Woman? A: something pinkish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: something pinkish. Q: What's a "floyd"? A: That's his character's secret vulnerability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's a "floyd"? A: That's his character's secret vulnerability. Q) Why did you just "Service" Straight Man? A) Another aspect of Divinity I was unaware of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why did you just "Service" Straight Man? A) Another aspect of Divinity I was unaware of. Q: You know white fudge can cure cancer? A: we are going to go back in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You know white fudge can cure cancer? A: we are going to go back in time. Q: How exactly do you plan on eating all those hot wings? A: I must have left them in my other suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How exactly do you plan on eating all those hot wings? A: I must have left them in my other suit. Q: Where's the 4 packs of cigarettes? A: Carrie Fisher wants us dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Carrie Fisher wants us dead. Q: Who's that girl, and what is she doing with that flamethrower? A: Smoke, mirrors, and a really smooth bottle of bourbon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who's that girl, and what is she doing with that flamethrower? A: Smoke, mirrors, and a really smooth bottle of bourbon. Q; What is the band using for special effects? A: Sister Mary made me do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q; What is the band using for special effects? A: Sister Mary made me do it. Q: What's with breaking everyone's watches? A: This is glue, strong stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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