Cancer Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is glue' date=' strong stuff.[/quote'] Q: Wha's in miff mrink? Mm mmm mmmm'mmmm mmm mmmmm?!? A: Put it on your Christmas list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wha's in miff mrink? Mm mmm mmmm'mmmm mmm mmmmm?!? A: Put it on your Christmas list. Q: How can I get a six foot tall, busty, gorgeous brunette female to love? A: She wore only a yellow ribbon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . So, yesterday was your birthday? Hey, what'd'ya get from the missus? A: The Happy-Happy Joy Joy-song! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . So, yesterday was your birthday? Hey, what'd'ya get from the missus? A: The Happy-Happy Joy Joy-song! Q) What cover led to the end of U2's Career? A) Rock Bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What cover led to the end of U2's Career? A) Rock Bottom. Q. What was Zornwil's favourite dance back in the day in the quarry ? A. Detective White could use our help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What was Zornwil's favourite dance back in the day in the quarry ? A. Detective White could use our help. Q: So Mr. Boddi is dead,and a detective is already onthe case, why are we going officer Plum? A: Look, I said I wasn't sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Mr. Boddi is dead,and a detective is already onthe case, why are we going officer Plum? A: Look, I said I wasn't sorry. Q: How do you feel about nine tons of bat guano air dumped on Bush's ranch? A: fruit roll-ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you feel about nine tons of bat guano air dumped on Bush's ranch? A: fruit roll-ups. Q: Do to severe allergies I cannot eat anything made with real food. DO you have anything I can eat? A: I took her in for servicing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Boy your girlfriend walks with a real spring in her step these days, you pop the question? A) It was known as the Fnord of the fjord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) It was known as the Fnord of the fjord. Q: What did they call that Illuminati group in Norway? A: Roll over, Beethoven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Roll over, Beethoven. Q: Is Vanilla Ice really doing a remix of the 9th sympthony? A: His name is Peter and he likes cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: His name is Peter and he likes cake. Q: Look out, there's an alien monster behid you! Don't let it eat you!! A: Gimme shelter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Gimme shelter! Q: WHat did the first draft of Patrick Henry's speech read as? A: I got that too, but mine cleared up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat did the first draft of Patrick Henry's speech read as? A: I got that too, but mine cleared up. Q. Hey squidworth ! Have you got Mr Crabs ? A. Not everything is about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Hey squidworth ! Have you got Mr Crabs ? A. Not everything is about you. Q: WHen did this thread become about me? A: Soon, porn will come to cell phones in a big way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHen did this thread become about me? A: Soon, porn will come to cell phones in a big way. Q. Why is your mobile shaped like a vibrator instead of being normal shaped and having vibrations as an option ? A. Now what I want are the answers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Now what I want are the answers Q: Who's on first? What's on second? I don't know's on third? I think that routine is an all-time classic, don't you? A: You dope, that's the incinerator, not the refrigerator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: You dope' date=' that's the incinerator, not the refrigerator.[/quote'] Q: 30 kilograms of frozen calamari? I'll put it right here. A: I know that; that's why I'm putting it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: 30 kilograms of frozen calamari? I'll put it right here. A: I know that; that's why I'm putting it there. Q: Don't you know that someone could slip on that banana peel? A: It won 100 million Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Don't you know that someone could slip on that banana peel? A: It won 100 million Q: How'd your prize fighting goldfish do? A: itsy bisty spider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How'd your prize fighting goldfish do? A: itsy bisty spider. Q: Why did you scream like a little girl and faint? A: It was hairy and had eight arms, and man could it play poker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what was your blind date like? A: Access denied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what was your blind date like? A: Access denied Q: So, how'd your wife like her anniversary present? A: Teflon coated for your pleasure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Teflon coated for your pleasure Q: How are they Marketing the new .44 ammo? A: It makes a big hole as it enters and a bigger one leaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How are they Marketing the new .44 ammo? A: It makes a big hole as it enters and a bigger one leaving. Q) So how did you like my home made tobasco sauce? A) Fifteen Minutes and 38 seconds of fame. You really overachieved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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