AngryBug Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's how we came to find the corpse.Q. So, let me get this straight: you were each drenched with blood because the two of you had simultaneous unexplained nosebleeds, and we found you in the hole holding shovels because you were playing a game of 'Pirate Treasure Hunt' in the middle of the night? Q. Everyone I know has gone away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, let me get this straight: you were each drenched with blood because the two of you had simultaneous unexplained nosebleeds, and we found you in the hole holding shovels because you were playing a game of 'Pirate Treasure Hunt' in the middle of the night? A. Everyone I know has gone away. Q: How do you feel about the end of the world? A: Chai tea, with a bit of honey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Chai tea' date=' with a bit of honey.[/quote']Q. Look, Tai Chi is the least strenuous exercise program I could put you on, you promised to stick with it, and you still won't do it! What did you think you were agreeing to when you signed the contract with the club? A. I'm not planning on going solo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Look, Tai Chi is the least strenuous exercise program I could put you on, you promised to stick with it, and you still won't do it! What did you think you were agreeing to when you signed the contract with the club? A. I'm not planning on going solo. Q: I thought you were quiting the Barbershop Quartet? A: The bell tolls for thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I thought you were quiting the Barbershop Quartet? A: The bell tolls for thee. Q. Hey you in the cloak with the scythe, what are the chimes for ? A. I worship the sea he sailed on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. I worship the sea he sailed onQ. Have you finally learned your lesson? When you drink that much all at once, 'your god becomes the Ty-Dee-Bowl Man', and...? Q. Now don't tell me I've nothing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Have you finally learned your lesson? When you drink that much all at once, 'your god becomes the Ty-Dee-Bowl Man', and...? A. Now don't tell me I've nothing to do. Q: Do you all know the Plan? A: and it was THIS big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: and it was THIS big.Q. You really ate a cockroach? A. I am programmed in multiple techniques... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You really ate a cockroach? A. I am programmed in multiple techniques... Q: Massage-bot, what kind of massage are you programed for? A: you really shouldn't have gone there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Massage-bot, what kind of massage are you programed for? A: you really shouldn't have gone there. Q. You have to help me. All I said was that the Bush twins should do something like the Paris Hilton tape in front of their old man and now the Secret Service are trying to get me. What did I do wrong ? A. 7 inches in the past 6 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You have to help me. All I said was that the Bush twins should do something like the Paris Hilton tape in front of their old man and now the Secret Service are trying to get me. What did I do wrong ? A. 7 inches in the past 6 hours Q: So how's that new viagra they got workin' out for ya? A: Shouldn't have gone there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So how's that new viagra they got workin' out for ya? A: Shouldn't have gone there... Q: Why did you go to the gay bar after taking that viagra? A: I only do what the voices tell me to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you go to the gay bar after taking that viagra? A: I only do what the voices tell me to. Q: let me get this strait, you watered skiied naked, in a hurricane? A: schmoooove, like pudding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: let me get this strait, you watered skiied naked, in a hurricane? A: schmoooove, like pudding. Q. What allegedly cool phrase was the one that got Henry Winkler the sack as The Fonz after archaeologists found he had taken it from 1st Century German texts and not credited the source ? A. Baby me and you'll be peeing through a catheter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What allegedly cool phrase was the one that got Henry Winkler the sack as The Fonz after archaeologists found he had taken it from 1st Century German texts and not credited the source ? A. Baby me and you'll be peeing through a catheter. Q: What's your idea of a romantic date? A: One Timex digital watch, broken. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's your idea of a romantic date? A: One Timex digital watch, broken. Q: What did archeologists find at the supposed 5000 year old dig, that made them think it was a fake? A: The cowboys were run over by the Colts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did archeologists find at the supposed 5000 year old dig, that made them think it was a fake? A: The cowboys were run over by the Colts. Q: What do you think of the new westerns coming out? A: spang!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle A. Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What sound does a cow making hitting a tin roof at 102mph? A: Potatoes and Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Potatoes and Jesus. Q: What are the main ingredients in a Holy Salad? A: Or a dozen hard-boiled eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are the main ingredients in a Holy Salad? A: Or a dozen hard-boiled eggs. Q. What will make this new eco-engine go ? Electricity ? A. He said I was wilful, insurbordinate, and not a team player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What will make this new eco-engine go ? Electricity ? A. He said I was wilful, insurbordinate, and not a team player Q: Why did you stuff your boss in the water cooler? A: unstable molecules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you stuff your boss in the water cooler? A: unstable molecules Q. What do they keep in the smallest asylum in the world ? A. Only we have to be in its path when it happens Enforcer84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do they keep in the smallest asylum in the world ? A. Only we have to be in its path when it happens Q: Ok, we hollowed out the moon, filled it with kerosene and now we're propelling it into the sun? A: Ah damn, forgot the cheese sticks again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ok, we hollowed out the moon, filled it with kerosene and now we're propelling it into the sun? A: Ah damn, forgot the cheese sticks again! Q. Are you sure we have everything for the perfect massage ? A. Alright I am afraid but it's an irrational fear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Alright I am afraid but it's an irrational fearQ. You're seriously worried that if you wear your Speedos to the beach the women will be all over you? A. Soft shoulders and dangerous curves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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