ghost-angel Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Soft shoulders and dangerous curves. Q: What'd do think of this years Mr. Universe? A: inside out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: inside out.Q. What's the problem, Captain? Sure, we've had a few issues with the transporter, but I beamed the landing party down to the right coordinates, didn't I? A. With the lights out, it's less dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. With the lights out' date=' it's less dangerous.[/quote'] Q: Why did you flip the switch before replacing that light bulb? A: Chocolate-covered aunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you flip the switch before replacing that light bulb? A: Chocolate-covered aunts Q: Your mother's sisters were touring the Hersey's factory when it exploded? Are they okay? A: See, this is exactly why they say "don't try this at home." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your mother's sisters were touring the Hersey's factory when it exploded? Are they okay? A: See, this is exactly why they say "don't try this at home." Q: So, wanna join me in trying out my new jet fuel powered laptop? A: one black feather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, wanna join me in trying out my new jet fuel powered laptop? A: one black feather. Q) So what was left after Daffey Duck's showstopper? A) A throbbing mass of purple grissle. And a goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what was left after Daffey Duck's showstopper? A) A throbbing mass of purple grissle. And a goat. Q: What was your last date like? A:I didn't know you had it in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was your last date like? A:I didn't know you had it in you. Q) What? You don't think a Goat would go out with me? A) I left myself open and the tore me a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What? You don't think a Goat would go out with me? A) I left myself open and the tore me a new one. Q: What's your take on the new Surgeons Zippers they're installing in people for easy access these days? A: yeah, but I loved that part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's your take on the new Surgeons Zippers they're installing in people for easy access these days? A: yeah, but I loved that part. Q: It has the highest body count ofany movie in history. AND, They just shredded the supposed hero of this movie. WHy are you laughing? A: It must have originally come from that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions What's with this beer? It tastes like my wifes urine. A: Well, Animal farm was good, but Peter UStinov really let the team down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions What's with this beer? It tastes like my wifes urine. A: Well, Animal farm was good, but Peter UStinov really let the team down. Q) So, how goes "Battle of the Literature Stars"? A) They told me it would make me more potent. I thought they meant Magically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, how goes "Battle of the Literature Stars"? A) They told me it would make me more potent. I thought they meant Magically. Q. So Mr Potter, any explanation as to why you drank all the love potions ? A. Please, I'm a little on edge ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So Mr Potter, any explanation as to why you drank all the love potions ? A. Please, I'm a little on edge ! Q: So, you got a nice view from out there? A: grapefruits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, you got a nice view from out there? A: grapefruits. Q. Ok Mr Clinton, here is your new secretary, what's the first thing you think of when you look at her ? A. Not that my only joy in life is proving you wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why did you spend six hours proving to me that "theoretically" 2+2 can equal 5? A) The Great White Wail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why did you spend six hours proving to me that "theoretically" 2+2 can equal 5? A) The Great White Wail Q: What does a fat Goth's scream sound like? A: hoo boy, this gonna be fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . So, a landmine is set up to blow up a thermonucurlar device the moment we take our weights off it. You know we're screwed, don't you? A: I can see my house from here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . So, a landmine is set up to blow up a thermonucurlar device the moment we take our weights off it. You know we're screwed, don't you? A: I can see my house from here! Q: We are in your driveway. Why are you so excited? A: you can't spell slaughter without laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: you can't spell slaughter without laughter.Q. Why do you think clowns are so evil? A. It was just that the time was wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why do you think clowns are so evil? A. It was just that the time was wrong. Q: So you threw out your alarmclock, why? A: Character degenerator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you threw out your alarmclock, why? A: Character degenerator. Q) So you ready to play in my new S&M HERO game? A) Hasbro's Large Spikey Thing. At stores for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So you ready to play in my new S&M HERO game? A) Hasbro's Large Spikey Thing. At stores for Christmas. Q. HeroTina wants WHAT ????!!!! A. I've been telling you for years you should play by the book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. HeroTina wants WHAT ????!!!! A. I've been telling you for years you should play by the book Q: You don't like my home brew Hero rules? A: I'm late for work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You don't like my home brew Hero rules? A: I'm late for work. Q. What fateful phrase alerted Hilary Clinton to the fact that her husband had been replaced by an evil clone when their car was asked if they could stop to help a coachload of Playmates ? A. Two week suspension without pay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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