Tim Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're on Tom DeLay's staff and you refused to take bribes and participate in payola schemes? A: This is not the indictment I was looking for. Q: What did the Texas prosecuter say when the judge dismissed almost all of Delay's charges? A: He is clearly delusional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the Texas prosecuter say when the judge dismissed almost all of Delay's charges? A: He is clearly delusional Q. What about this guy George W Bush who says he is Predident ? A. Alright let's run through this one more time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What about this guy George W Bush who says he is Predident ? A. Alright let's run through this one more time Q: We just streaked thru the middle of Times Square, what should we do? A: Not all people do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not all people do. Q: Why is everyone standing around out here looking up while those two supernormals have their aerial fistfight? I think it'd be smarter to get under cover, don't you? A: It was the last time the old #6 route ran on time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is everyone standing around out here looking up while those two supernormals have their aerial fistfight? I think it'd be smarter to get under cover, don't you? A: It was the last time the old #6 route ran on time. Q: Why is Oct 4, 1948 significant? A: he never met a leg he didn't hump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is Oct 4, 1948 significant? A: he never met a leg he didn't hump. Q) Tim, would you like to say something about the deceased? A) Bronzed and hung over a fireplace in a nudist ski colony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Tim, would you like to say something about the deceased? A) Bronzed and hung over a fireplace in a nudist ski colony. Q: After you die, what do you want done with your Penis? A: I call it 'poetic justice'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: After you die, what do you want done with your Penis? A: I call it 'poetic justice'. Q) Why did you shoot Maya Angelou? A) The Benjamins. It was all about the Benjamins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why did you shoot Maya Angelou? A) The Benjamins. It was all about the Benjamins. Q. What was all the fighting between the Hatfields and McCoys about anyway ? A. I'd kiss you if you weren't so damn ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. I'd kiss you if you weren't so damn ugly Q: The only one of us who would swim through the sewage treatment plant and recover your childhood kewpie doll from the leachase tank was me, the transgenic anthropomorphic cane toad. Now, before I go get cleaned up, here's your doll, and where's the reward you promised? A: I knew he'd welsh out on the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The only one of us who would swim through the sewage treatment plant and recover your childhood kewpie doll from the leachase tank was me, the transgenic anthropomorphic cane toad. Now, before I go get cleaned up, here's your doll, and where's the reward you promised? A: I knew he'd welsh out on the deal. Q) So, how'd that sign your soul to the Trashman work out? Did you get to bang Angelina Jolie? A) And that's when the dog killed him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, how'd that sign your soul to the Trashman work out? Did you get to bang Angelina Jolie? A) And that's when the dog killed him. Q: So, 'Man bites dog' refers to the local mailman? A: He gave me my drink on the rocks. REAL rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So you fired Fred Flintstone as your bartender? Why? A) Aspercrappy and Finnch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Aspercrappy and Finnch. Q: Not only did you lose your lawsuit. You were thrown in Jail? Who were your lawyers? A: With Vodka, EVERYONE is your friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Not only did you lose your lawsuit. You were thrown in Jail? Who were your lawyers? A: With Vodka, EVERYONE is your friend. Q) Tim, how come your harem is fuller, and bouncier than mine? A) I seem to be all out of dynamite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) I seem to be all out of dynamite. Q: So you can't get into your own house? A: It's a phone thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you can't get into your own house? A: It's a phone thing. Q. What's that monster on your desk with the odd apendage and the numbers 0-9 coing out of its back ? A. There were corpses right there underneath the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What's that monster on your desk with the odd apendage and the numbers 0-9 coing out of its back ? A. There were corpses right there underneath the floor Q: Why are you standing in a chair? A: We are examining everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: We are examining everything Q: What will happen to that 12,000 pounds of pornography that you seized? A: You shouldn't mix beer and wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What will happen to that 12,000 pounds of pornography that you seized? A: You shouldn't mix beer and wine. Q. What did that guy say that makes you think he isn't the prophet Mohammed reborn ? A. Next flight out is 10:00 tomorrow morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What did that guy say that makes you think he isn't the prophet Mohammed reborn ? A. Next flight out is 10:00 tomorrow morning Q) So you want to join the mile high club? Why Not? A) Pursue, peruse, then prune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Pursue' date=' peruse, then prune.[/quote'] Q: I know what PPP means in a technogeek context, but what's it mean when she says it about her social life? A: That's one seriously evil trophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's one seriously evil trophy. Q: I won the trophy for being the most evil GM at the con. Want to head home and sacrifice a goat to Baal? A: Two men enter, 1 illegal couple leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I won the trophy for being the most evil GM at the con. Want to head home and sacrifice a goat to Baal? A: Two men enter, 1 illegal couple leaves. Q. What is the tagline to the next headline WWE match at the pay per view ? A. She's wearing my outfit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What is the tagline to the next headline WWE match at the pay per view ? A. She's wearing my outfit Q) So why did you punch Elizabeth Hurley? A) Portis and Pomme. The new CPA's for a new Millennium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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