Tim Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So why did you punch Elizabeth Hurley? A) Portis and Pomme. The new CPA's for a new Millennium Q: What did that Pompey graffitti say? A: Momma told me not to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did that Pompey graffitti say? A: Momma told me not to come. Q) Is that any way to have fun, Son? A) I'm sorry I saw boobies and blacked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) I'm sorry I saw boobies and blacked out. Q: Why were you unnconsious in the girl's locker room? A: Put the Captain in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Put the Captain in you. Q: Captain New Zealand is chasing the sheep around. What's he trying to do? A: A little vinegar and vanilla in the recipe improves the flavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Captain New Zealand is chasing the sheep around. What's he trying to do? A: A little vinegar and vanilla in the recipe improves the flavor. Q) They say that Sprite's recipe is Lemon and Lime, but there's got to be more to it then that, what do you think? A) This is why it's dangerous for 70 year old men to date 22 year old women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) This is why it's dangerous for 70 year old men to date 22 year old women. Q: Did you hear the latest from the University? A bunch of senior scientists in the Geology Department experimented with the Carbon-14 technique on living undergrads, and died in a mysterious accident! A: Actually, I was talking about ginger snaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you hear the latest from the University? A bunch of senior scientists in the Geology Department experimented with the Carbon-14 technique on living undergrads, and died in a mysterious accident! A: Actually, I was talking about ginger snaps. Q: Oh come on, Mary Ann was much hotter than Ginger. A: Screwable Vitamin C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Oh come on, Mary Ann was much hotter than Ginger. A: Screwable Vitamin C. Q. What is the idea behind a supermodel made entirely of oranges ? A. Quit trying to scare me and help me open the doors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Can you believe we're breaking into the 'Vault of Geraldo Revera"? A) Blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Can you believe we're breaking into the 'Vault of Geraldo Revera"? A) Blue Q. Hey Bazza ! What colour underwear is Zornwil wearing ? A. A mini-twister caused the accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. A mini-twister caused the accident Q: What on Earth are all you guys doing wrapped in your sister's lingerie? A: Yes, they are married ... but not to each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What on Earth are all you guys doing wrapped in your sister's lingerie? A: Yes, they are married ... but not to each other. Q. Don't you think those newly weds should get some privacy before making out like that ? A. It actually says more about the living than the dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Don't you think those newly weds should get some privacy before making out like that ? A. It actually says more about the living than the dead Q: So, how'd you like last night's Six Feet Under? A: "COME BACK HERE, SO THAT I MAY BRAIN THEE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, how'd you like last night's Six Feet Under? A: "COME BACK HERE, SO THAT I MAY BRAIN THEE!" Q. What did Dick Cheney say to GWB that has the Secret Service so worried ? A. National Weather Service has issued a Flash Flood warning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What did Dick Cheney say to GWB that has the Secret Service so worried ? A. National Weather Service has issued a Flash Flood warning Q) So what is the weather like at nudist colony? A) Pehaps I should have used a little more glue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hancock.tom Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Michael Jackson, what happened to your nose? A: I was just helping the goat through the fence officer, I swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Michael Jackson, what happened to your nose? A: I was just helping the goat through the fence officer, I swear. Edit: realized MJ was funnier than enforcer. Q. Hello, Hello, Hello Mr Mightybec, what are you doing with that their farm animal which is wearing pink boots and red lipstick ? A. Check out lines were worse than rush hour on the 95. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Michael Jackson, what happened to your nose? A: I was just helping the goat through the fence officer, I swear. Q: What's MightyBec's Identitifying Quote? A: Hastert, Hastert, Hastert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hastert, Hastert, Hastert Q: Okay Mr. Redneck, Jest who you tryin' to summon? A. Check out lines were worse than rush hour on the 95. Q: How was the appearance of Eliza Dushku, in a bikini, in the local mall yesterday? A: I refuse to give one. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I refuse to give one. Q: 'Scuse me sir, we're collecting pancreases for the starving bapboopbarunians in Elbonia; could you help us out today?" A: Don't look at me. That all happened while I was in the restroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: 'Scuse me sir, we're collecting pancreases for the starving bapboopbarunians in Elbonia; could you help us out today?" A: Don't look at me. That all happened while I was in the restroom. Q. Mr Hefner, will you please kindly explain all these naked and undressed women draped all over the Pentagon ? A. The rain stopped this afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Mr Hefner, will you please kindly explain all these naked and undressed women draped all over the Pentagon ? A. The rain stopped this afternoon Q: When will this rain end? It has been going on for 38 days so far. A: I've eaten wurst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've eaten wurst. Q: What, ya mean ta tell me ya ain't never eaten no hotdogs, ya German feller? A: Shelf after shelf of books in Japanese! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What, ya mean ta tell me ya ain't never eaten no hotdogs, ya German feller? A: Shelf after shelf of books in Japanese! Q: You speak and read Chinese, so why don't you like this library? A: Suprised? So am I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't look at me. That all happened while I was in the restroom. Ironically this is what I said when my bank office got robbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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