Enforcer84 Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You speak and read Chinese, so why don't you like this library? A: Suprised? So am I. Q) You like toast too? A) Purple Bean Pole Eaters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) You like toast too? A) Purple Bean Pole Eaters Q. Who are the arch enemies of everything that is right and decent in this world, the most vile cancer of criminality in all the world and they hail from Detroit City ? A. It's a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. It's a woman Q: Why haven't you been posting as often on the boards? A: It's protected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why haven't you been posting as often on the boards? A: It's protected. Q. Why can't we just all go down to Fort Knox and drive off with a couple of bars of bullion each ? A. This fire has just gone out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why are you standing on the burning coals? A) Peace of Earth Goo Drill in Hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Peace of Earth Goo Drill in Hand. Q: And, After Captain Toolkit defeats the Slime Demon and the Okra Gumbo From Hell, what's the moral of the story? A: No. No surgery, I forbid it. I don't trust those doctors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, Dr. Jones, can I call you Quincy? Have you decided to have your appendix removed? A) Log, Arrest these Hairy Gentlemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, Dr. Jones, can I call you Quincy? Have you decided to have your appendix removed? A) Log, Arrest these Hairy Gentlemen. Q. Alright Enforcer84 now that we have the Yeti, King Kong, Mighty Joe Young and the Sasquatch, what do we do with them ? A. I'm a Federal Agent. I'm armed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. I'm a Federal Agent. I'm armed Q: Sir, this is a private support group for quadruple amputees. You clearly don't belong here. Would you kindly explain your presence, or depart? A: The worst thing about this place is that they can't make a decent cup of coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Sir, this is a private support group for quadruple amputees. You clearly don't belong here. Would you kindly explain your presence, or depart? A: The worst thing about this place is that they can't make a decent cup of coffee. Q. We are in Hell. How come you're smiling ? A. This isn't your house. And you don't live here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. We are in Hell. How come you're smiling ? A. This isn't your house. And you don't live here. Q: What are you doing in my bed, with my wife, Mr. Jedi? A: This is from this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is from this morning. Q: PTUI! Gah, what is this crap? I asked for a nice, young, drinkable red wine! A: He's got his rump stuck in a meatgrinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: PTUI! Gah, what is this crap? I asked for a nice, young, drinkable red wine! A: He's got his rump stuck in a meatgrinder. Q: How did Drew Carry lose 20 lbs? A: It's on the rise around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the baker say when he fell into the dough vat? A: A zillion miles of nothing but red tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: A zillion miles of nothing but red tape. Q: Describe the Bureaucrat Cosmology Theory for me again? A: Because those stains never come out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Describe the Bureaucrat Cosmology Theory for me again? A: Because those stains never come out. Q) Why did you throw out the valentine I gave you? A) Superfluous, thy name is Bender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Superfluous, thy name is Bender Q: Why don't you want to go bar hopping if you are always drunk? A: Tripping the light Fantastic Four Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why don't you want to go bar hopping if you are always drunk? A: Tripping the light Fantastic Four Q) Lord Doom, Where are you going with that tuxedo over your armor? A) Silver Sable, Mary Jane Watson-Parker, and Felicia Hardy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Silver Sable, Mary Jane Watson-Parker, and Felicia Hardy. Q: What is Peter Parker's fantasy harem? A: Mind your Suzie Q's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Peter Parker's fantasy harem? A: Mind your Suzie Q's. Q. What sarcastic remark at a Star Trek convention finally sent John de Lancie over the edge lauching the Hyatt Regal massacre ? A. I'm armed. Stay away from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What sarcastic remark at a Star Trek convention finally sent John de Lancie over the edge lauching the Hyatt Regal massacre ? A. I'm armed. Stay away from me. Q: Who needs a Hug? A:What he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who needs a Hug? A:What he said. Q. So your friend here reckons that all the ill on the boards is down to a fictional lesbien couple, a giant lizard, a giant furry toy, a Spinal Tap look alike, an owl, a squirrel and some demented Texans amongst others. Now what do you think is causing the problems ? A. Don't come any closer. I can show you my ID. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) We've got your Super Ego covered and now we're going to break into your right hemisphere. What you gonna do about it? A) You're persistant, so I have to kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) We've got your Super Ego covered and now we're going to break into your right hemisphere. What you gonna do about it? A) You're persistant, so I have to kill you. Q: Please, give me rep again. A: AIIIEEE! It burns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Please, give me rep again. A: AIIIEEE! It burns! Q) So, whaddaya think of the new "Jalepeno Rep"? A> Twice. And I'm considering a third time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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