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A. I'm a Federal Agent. I'm armed

 

Q: Sir, this is a private support group for quadruple amputees. You clearly don't belong here. Would you kindly explain your presence, or depart?

 

A: The worst thing about this place is that they can't make a decent cup of coffee.

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Q: Sir, this is a private support group for quadruple amputees. You clearly don't belong here. Would you kindly explain your presence, or depart?

 

A: The worst thing about this place is that they can't make a decent cup of coffee.

Q. We are in Hell. How come you're smiling ?

 

A. This isn't your house. And you don't live here.

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Q: Who needs a Hug?

 

A:What he said.

Q. So your friend here reckons that all the ill on the boards is down to a fictional lesbien couple, a giant lizard, a giant furry toy, a Spinal Tap look alike, an owl, a squirrel and some demented Texans amongst others. Now what do you think is causing the problems ?

 

A. Don't come any closer. I can show you my ID.

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