Tim Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, whaddaya think of the new "Jalepeno Rep"? A> Twice. And I'm considering a third time. Q: Have you ever been a fake Lesbian couple? A: It's not like I did her on purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you ever been a fake Lesbian couple? A: It's not like I did her on purpose. Q) Why do you keep impersonating Baby Spice? A) Purple. With silver highlights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why do you keep impersonating Baby Spice? A) Purple. With silver highlights. Q: What's your Pimp-daddy outfit look like? A: I forgot to include the resource document. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's your Pimp-daddy outfit look like? A: I forgot to include the resource document. Q. Why did Microsoft have to bring out a new version of XP so quickly Mr Gates ? A. None of that really happened out there tonight. That was all in our heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why did Microsoft have to bring out a new version of XP so quickly Mr Gates ? A. None of that really happened out there tonight. That was all in our heads. Q: What did King Ghidorah's first head say to the other heads after they got drunk and french kissed each other? A: The President took my backpack. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did King Ghidorah's first head say to the other heads after they got drunk and french kissed each other? A: The President took my backpack. Q) So how did your meeting with Micron Inc. Go? A) Like wild on rice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So how did your meeting with Micron Inc. Go? A) Like wild on rice. Q. What is the police description in developing countries where alcohol is banned of people suffering similar symptoms of intoxication ? A. I got stuck here looking for my partner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. I got stuck here looking for my partner Q: VulnerableAndSusceptibleToEntangles Man, what are you doing in the giant tub of glue?!?? A: I call it my boardsword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: VulnerableAndSusceptibleToEntangles Man, what are you doing in the giant tub of glue?!?? A: I call it my boardsword. Q: Mr. SurferSoldier, what is your favorite weapon? A: At least he's wearing trunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mr. SurferSoldier, what is your favorite weapon? A: At least he's wearing trunks. Q. Do you think it is a good idea to have Tarzan make a speech to the UN General Assembly ? A. Don't come any closer. You're scaring me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Do you think it is a good idea to have Tarzan make a speech to the UN General Assembly ? A. Don't come any closer. You're scaring me. Q: [Elmira Voice on} Look at the cute wittle fuzzy. You want a hug, don't ya Mr. Fuzzy?[Elmira voice off} A: It requires 2 balls and a firm grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: [Elmira Voice on} Look at the cute wittle fuzzy. You want a hug, don't ya Mr. Fuzzy?[Elmira voice off} A: It requires 2 balls and a firm grip. Q. What when overheard from behind a closed door that potentially has a politician or celebrity behind it sends a muck racking journalist into an organism ? A. I didn't mean to scare you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What when overheard from behind a closed door that potentially has a politician or celebrity behind it sends a muck racking journalist into an organism ? A. I didn't mean to scare you Q: What line, when said, is the quickest way to be fired from Monsters Inc.? A: Third star to the right, and straight on till morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . You said what were the navigational instructions for the Mars Polar Explorer?! A: . . . It goes in and out and in and out and . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) How does the Hokey Pokey leg thing work? A) Steam Powered, Laser guided, Nuclear Catapult shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) How does the Hokey Pokey leg thing work? A) Steam Powered, Laser guided, Nuclear Catapult shot. Q. What Christmas present did Mentor suggest to Trebauchet that gave the latter an organism ? A. If I heard Silent Night one more time I was gonna start taking hostages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What Christmas present did Mentor suggest to Trebauchet that gave the latter an organism ? A. If I heard Silent Night one more time I was gonna start taking hostages Q) So what did Pat Robertson say that made you think he was a fraud? A) And that, my friends, is the end of the Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what did Pat Robertson say that made you think he was a fraud? A) And that, my friends, is the end of the Universe. Q. Wow so you really think that Barney is the source of all good in life ? A. Move over there, both of you, move over there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Move over there' date=' both of you, move over there[/quote'] Q: What is not a good thing to say, to get invited into a "threesome"? A: Except for the tentacles of slime, it was OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is not a good thing to say, to get invited into a "threesome"? A: Except for the tentacles of slime, it was OK. Q) So what was it like babysitting for the Traks? A) Poinsettias and Roses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what was it like babysitting for the Traks? A) Poinsettias and Roses. Q. What did Enforcer84 get from Mightybec that has him really, and I mean to say really, worried about the latter's intent ? A. Storm drains are filling up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Storm drains are filling up Q: Dude, you've been drinking all night, puking in the yard, and not two hours ago I saw you urinating on your ex's car! So why is it that now you come banging in here to relieve yourself? A: It's amazing how long some people will wait on hold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What is that noise coming from your toilet? A) This looks like a job for Enforcer84 and his side kick TIM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What is that noise coming from your toilet? A) This looks like a job for Enforcer84 and his side kick TIM Q. Oh Help ! Who will protect us from the attack of the rampant nymphomaniac cheerleaders ? A. Don't make me shoot you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Oh Help ! Who will protect us from the attack of the rampant nymphomaniac cheerleaders ? A. Don't make me shoot you Q; Where ae those rampaging nymphomaniac cheerleadrs? A: I only got 18 hours of sleep last night. Of course I'm tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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