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Q. Why did Microsoft have to bring out a new version of XP so quickly Mr Gates ?

 

A. None of that really happened out there tonight. That was all in our heads.

 

Q: What did King Ghidorah's first head say to the other heads after they got drunk and french kissed each other?

 

A: The President took my backpack.

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Q. Do you think it is a good idea to have Tarzan make a speech to the UN General Assembly ?

 

A. Don't come any closer. You're scaring me.

 

Q: [Elmira Voice on} Look at the cute wittle fuzzy. You want a hug, don't ya Mr. Fuzzy?[Elmira voice off}

 

A: It requires 2 balls and a firm grip.

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Q: [Elmira Voice on} Look at the cute wittle fuzzy. You want a hug, don't ya Mr. Fuzzy?[Elmira voice off}

 

A: It requires 2 balls and a firm grip.

Q. What when overheard from behind a closed door that potentially has a politician or celebrity behind it sends a muck racking journalist into an organism ?

 

A. I didn't mean to scare you

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Q. What when overheard from behind a closed door that potentially has a politician or celebrity behind it sends a muck racking journalist into an organism ?

 

A. I didn't mean to scare you

Q: What line, when said, is the quickest way to be fired from Monsters Inc.?

 

A: Third star to the right, and straight on till morning.

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Q. What Christmas present did Mentor suggest to Trebauchet that gave the latter an organism ?

 

A. If I heard Silent Night one more time I was gonna start taking hostages

Q) So what did Pat Robertson say that made you think he was a fraud?

 

 

 

 

A) And that, my friends, is the end of the Universe.

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A. Storm drains are filling up

 

Q: Dude, you've been drinking all night, puking in the yard, and not two hours ago I saw you urinating on your ex's car! So why is it that now you come banging in here to relieve yourself?

 

A: It's amazing how long some people will wait on hold.

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Q. Oh Help ! Who will protect us from the attack of the rampant nymphomaniac cheerleaders ?

 

A. Don't make me shoot you

 

Q; Where ae those rampaging nymphomaniac cheerleadrs?

 

A: I only got 18 hours of sleep last night. Of course I'm tired.

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