Enforcer84 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q; Where ae those rampaging nymphomaniac cheerleadrs? A: I only got 18 hours of sleep last night. Of course I'm tired. Q) Slothman thank god your here!! Did you just yawn? A) It burns. Then it cools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Slothman thank god your here!! Did you just yawn? A) It burns. Then it cools. Q. What are the side effects of this new sun tan cream ? A. No, I mean maybe I did want to be out there with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What are the side effects of this new sun tan cream ? A. No, I mean maybe I did want to be out there with you. Q:We've got quite a party happening on the building ledge. Don't you want to join us? We have Nypho Cheerleaders. A: And that's why you are wearing the diaper. Basil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's why you are wearing the diaper. Q: What do you mean, you all voted that *I* have to represent The New Year at tonight's party? A: Less than 24 hours left! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean, you all voted that *I* have to represent The New Year at tonight's party? A: Less than 24 hours left! Q) You hear they're closing Bob's House of Enemas? A) Two free with every purchase! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) You hear they're closing Bob's House of Enemas? A) Two free with every purchase! Q: What are you doing with three boxes of bean-burrito-cheerios? A: Stomping on the third floor and dancing on the second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are you doing with three boxes of bean-burrito-cheerios? A: Stomping on the third floor and dancing on the second. Q. What are the entertainment rules for the Pentagon ? A. Don't come any closer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What are the entertainment rules for the Pentagon ? A. Don't come any closer. Q: Is that a porcupine with a butter knife you're brandishing at me? A: Coffee mug, Tulip bulb, 3 inches of silk ribbon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is that a porcupine with a butter knife you're brandishing at me? A: Coffee mug, Tulip bulb, 3 inches of silk ribbon. Q. When Death Tribble launched his plan for the destruction of Texas what three things were essential to the plot's success ? A. I can assure you that I'm not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. When Death Tribble launched his plan for the destruction of Texas what three things were essential to the plot's success ? A. I can assure you that I'm not Q: Who do you think is responible for this? A: Oh yeah, Like I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who do you think is responible for this? A: Oh yeah, Like I know. Q. Well Mr Holmes how did Professor Moriarty carry out this crime ? A. You don't know me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Well Mr Holmes how did Professor Moriarty carry out this crime ? A. You don't know me Q: Can I judge you now? A: Batman of the Hill People. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can I judge you now? A: Batman of the Hill People. Q. What proposed Otherworld or Elseworld book about Bruce Wayne caused DC to file for creative bankruptcy ? A. Stay away from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. Stay away from me. Q: That new superhero, in the dumb-looking two-tone grey suit, calls himself "Duct Tape Boy". What'd he say to you? A: That all happened last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: That new superhero, in the dumb-looking two-tone grey suit, calls himself "Duct Tape Boy". What'd he say to you? A: That all happened last year. Q. World War 3, the Apocalypse, the rising of Atlantis, the first time you got laid and conclusive proof of life on Venus, what links them all ? A. Hold it right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. World War 3, the Apocalypse, the rising of Atlantis, the first time you got laid and conclusive proof of life on Venus, what links them all ? A. Hold it right there. Q: While we are walking thru this nudist colony, where do you want me to hold the video camera? A:Waist knot, want not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: While we are walking thru this nudist colony, where do you want me to hold the video camera? A:Waist knot, want not. Q. What is the motto of the dieticians who type ropes across the midriffs in order to quell hunger pangs ? A. Put your hands up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. Put your hands up Q: You know I can't see in the dark. Where are those super-busty Amazon babes at? A: That was just stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You know I can't see in the dark. Where are those super-busty Amazon babes at? A: That was just stupid. Q. What about electing George W Bush not just once but twice ? A. Look I want you to get me out of here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What about electing George W Bush not just once but twice ? A. Look I want you to get me out of here q: Hey I know, how about a 24hr Marathon through the It's A Small World ride at Disney, on Amphetamines? A: And then I had him killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions q: Hey I know, how about a 24hr Marathon through the It's A Small World ride at Disney, on Amphetamines? A: And then I had him killed. Q) So, did you meet the new Captain Annoying? A) They don't burn like plastic though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, did you meet the new Captain Annoying? A) They don't burn like plastic though. Q: Are you the one who set all the D20 players on fire? A: 4400 B Cell batteris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: 4400 B Cell batteris. Q: What was your big after christmas purchase for all your kids toys? A: The rain in Spain falls mainly on California. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was your big after christmas purchase for all your kids toys? A: The rain in Spain falls mainly on California. Q: So, what are your thoughts on global warming? A: covered in ketchup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what are your thoughts on global warming? A: covered in ketchup. Q: Mr. Dragon, how do you like your Humans? A: The dog is gifted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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