ghost-angel Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Give me a gender netrual pronoun? A: E= Two Square MCs Q: What's the name of this Hip-Hop group on stage? A: Somebody slap him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Somebody slap him. Q: Mightybec is posting gross pictures again. A: Insanity is normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mightybec is posting gross pictures again. A: Insanity is normal. Q: Don't suppose you've got an antidote for the Hero Boards do you? A: Non Sequitor, start over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Don't suppose you've got an antidote for the Hero Boards do you? A: Non Sequitor, start over. Q. What is so unbelievable about aliens landing, abducting your wife and I and stealing your alcohol, stripping us both naked and then returning us to earth in your bed joined at the abdomen ? A. The very essence of Christmas actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What is so unbelievable about aliens landing, abducting your wife and I and stealing your alcohol, stripping us both naked and then returning us to earth in your bed joined at the abdomen ? A. The very essence of Christmas actually. Q) So what does a fat man slipping things into ladies stockings have to do with Christ? A) It's not blue enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what does a fat man slipping things into ladies stockings have to do with Christ? A) It's not blue enough. Q: You don't like my painting of Paris Hilton being strangled? Why? A: With a lady's stocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You don't like my painting of Paris Hilton being strangled? Why? A: With a lady's stocking. Q. What is the best way to disable the US Marine Corps lead tank ? A. It looks like they were shot to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. It looks like they were shot to death Q: SO Mr. CSI, can you tell me what happen to the drug dealers at the crime scene? A: In just the same way as you love me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: SO Mr. CSI, can you tell me what happen to the drug dealers at the crime scene? A: In just the same way as you love me. Q: How the heck am I supposed to deal with the shipment of baboons sent to me on accident? A: That can't possibly be accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How the heck am I supposed to deal with the shipment of baboons sent to me on accident? A: That can't possibly be accurate. Q: So the entire Earth has only 100 sq miles of surface? A: It's just a jump to the left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So the entire Earth has only 100 sq miles of surface? A: It's just a jump to the left. Q. Excuse me, but how do I get to Detroit ? A. I mean it does not take an advanced degree in psychology to understand the unconscious yearnings that these imaginings satisfy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. I mean it does not take an advanced degree in psychology to understand the unconscious yearnings that these imaginings satisfy. Q: WHy do you say it is okay to imagine Charisma Carpenter is nude and giving me a backrub? A: It doesn't take a literalist to see that they are wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHy do you say it is okay to imagine Charisma Carpenter is nude and giving me a backrub? A: It doesn't take a literalist to see that they are wrong. Q) It took a while, but I tracked down the literalist, can we show them the error of their ways now? A) Captain Cave Manly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) It took a while, but I tracked down the literalist, can we show them the error of their ways now? A) Captain Cave Manly Q. Who is the fire chief, you know the one who bans old cartoons because he gets upset and thumps people ? A. Oh..... That was you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. Oh..... That was you. Q: Can you believe the nerve of some people? Some guy stole my pants, took my wallet, racked up $1800 in charges for a bunch of RPG materials, and did a mass-mailing of death threats to the President, all with my name & home address on the return line, even though it was all sent from England! A: It really works better if you open it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It really works better if you open it first. Q: I took that bottle of aspirin you gave me, but it didn't seem to help. A: We have government experts looking into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I took that bottle of aspirin you gave me, but it didn't seem to help. A: We have government experts looking into it. Q) I wish I knew how many times I looked at porn last month. YOu know how I can find out? A) Bob. Yes, bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Bob. Yes, bob. Q: Who's your daddy/ Are you sure? What is his name again? A: I took advantage of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who's your daddy/ Are you sure? What is his name again? A: I took advantage of you. Q) Hey, Tim? You're not Bob! Why did I have to call you Bob? A) Perserverance is the Key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Hey, Tim? You're not Bob! Why did I have to call you Bob? A) Perserverance is the Key. Q: How do you plan on surviving a long weekend with Death Tribble, Mightybec and fourteen rubber chickens? A: Don't forget the monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) I have all the ingrediants for the cocktails. You ready to Party? A) A new watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) I have all the ingrediants for the cocktails. You ready to Party? A) A new watch. Q: Whatcha plan on buying with your tax refund? A: It's not really creepy so much as just plain weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not really creepy so much as just plain weird. Q: How would you describe the latest from Herogames, The Ultimate Slime Monster? A: You can't beat that with a stick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How would you describe the latest from Herogames' date=' [i']The Ultimate Slime Monster[/i]? A: You can't beat that with a stick! Q. Isn't that an unexploded bomb ? A. You know the longing for immortality the hope that there is something beyond this mortal coil, that we might never be long without our loved ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Isn't that an unexploded bomb ? A. You know the longing for immortality the hope that there is something beyond this mortal coil, that we might never be long without our loved ones. Q: What did you want to do for lunch today? A: Believe in yourself, my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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