ghost-angel Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have ou heard that goats are now using protection? A: he plead not guilty by reason of stupidity. Q: What was this guys defense again? A: I think he's tapped out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think he's tapped out. Q: Why won't the magic player ever pay for his share of the pizzas at the gaming club? A: Her husband is underappreciated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why won't the magic player ever pay for his share of the pizzas at the gaming club? A: Her husband is underappreciated Q: He takes out the trash, does the dishes, laundry and walks the dog. Really man what more does she want? A: That's not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not funny. Q: Have you heard the one about the VP shooting his own freind while hunting? A:Everyone thinks it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you heard the one about the VP shooting his own freind while hunting? A:Everyone thinks it is. Q: Is that really the answer to the NGD Presidential elections? A: We haven't rigged anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is that really the answer to the NGD Presidential elections? A: We haven't rigged anything. Q. How come Exxon did not give you the oili job in the Gulf of Mexico ? A. We can get out of here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How come Exxon did not give you the oili job in the Gulf of Mexico ? A. We can get out of here Q: OH NO! We are trapped on this stalled Escalator! We may all die here! What will we do! A: I swerved and swerved then she came from behind me and hit my front bumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OH NO! We are trapped on this stalled Escalator! We may all die here! What will we do! A: I swerved and swerved then she came from behind me and hit my front bumper. Q) I hear you had an auto accident invloving Tesseract, how did that happen? A) I feel good. I knew that I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) I hear you had an auto accident invloving Tesseract, how did that happen? A) I feel good. I knew that I would. Q. So Mr Brown you've just had sex. What can you tell us about it ? A. I've got holiday cheer to spread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So Mr Brown you've just had sex. What can you tell us about it ? A. I've got holiday cheer to spread Q: Police Officer; What's with the 50 cases fo 40 proof eggnog in the back of your truck? A: He got his feelings hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: He got his feelings hurt. Q: Why is Mrs. Robinson making out with that teenager? A: We could use a brass monkey, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is Mrs. Robinson making out with that teenager? A: We could use a brass monkey, I suppose. Q. Any idea how we work out how cold it is ? A. Maybe even a White Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. Maybe even a White Christmas Q: Do you think this snow will melt off by the Fourth of July, or will we have a white Independence Day? A: Two blue balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you think this snow will melt off by the Fourth of July, or will we have a white Independence Day? A: Two blue balls. Q. What does the Incredible Hulk fear in the winter ? A. This is all in my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. This is all in my head!? Q: 5 lbs of Mucus, 10 lbs of Rocks, 2.5 ozs of blood,..... A: Technically, they'd be aquamarine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: 5 lbs of Mucus, 10 lbs of Rocks, 2.5 ozs of blood,..... A: Technically, they'd be aquamarines. Q. What do we call the Underwater Delta Force soldiers ? A. I've got wrapping to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. I've got wrapping to do Q: So you are one of Santa's black elves? What do you do at the North Pole? A: He was hit by a drive by bubbling, officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you are one of Santa's black elves? What do you do at the North Pole? A: He was hit by a drive by bubbling, officer. Q. How do you account for the fact that your friend here is covered in soap suds while attempting to cross the street ? A. You said that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How do you account for the fact that your friend here is covered in soap suds while attempting to cross the street ? A. You said that Q; you just said yoou'd pick up the check. A: You've got to hyperannuate the vertices spin, and torque up the cam-rod to get the megavalve unstuck to the gigaplug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You've got to hyperannuate the vertices spin' date=' and torque up the cam-rod to get the megavalve unstuck to the gigaplug.[/quote'] Q: Blast! a button just came off my shirt. What'll I do now? A: Mind your p's and q's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mind your p's and q's! Q: How do you get out to Chaqqupudduck ... aah ... Chappedaquantumduck ... er ... Quappuduckapoo ... umm ... Choquaholicpuck ... damn, forget it. A: Don't forget to stop and snort the roses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't forget to stop and snort the roses. Q: How do you tell a coke addict to take things easy? A: The devil to pay, and no pitch hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you tell a coke addict to take things easy? A: The devil to pay, and no pitch hot. Q. What nightmare continually plagues coaches who have sold their souls ? A. I've got a family roll call under the tree at 6:00 am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. I've got a family roll call under the tree at 6:00 am Q: SO they hung yer uncle, for horse-thievin', from the town hanging tree today. Why are you going out to it tomorrow? A: A six-pea-shooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: SO they hung yer uncle, for horse-thievin', from the town hanging tree today. Why are you going out to it tomorrow? A: A six-pea-shooter. Q. What new weapon signalled a devastating escalation in conflict between the under 10s ? A. Not now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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