Enforcer84 Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q.) What tagline on the contract alerted the Forces of Good that the woman behind the adult entertainment website was a Succubus ? A.) (whispers) Thank you Q) Okay, so I convinced the Forces of Good that it was my sister that was the succubus. We friends now? A) It was worth all the pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Okay' date=' so I convinced the Forces of Good that it was my sister that was the succubus. We [i']friends[/i] now? A) It was worth all the pain. Q. You snogged Kate Hudson and then got beaten senseless by her mom, Goldie Hawn and herstepdad Kurt Russell ? A. I can't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You snogged Kate Hudson and then got beaten senseless by her mom, Goldie Hawn and herstepdad Kurt Russell ? A. I can't Q) You can't or you don't want to? A) It's a fair cop but society's to blame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . Did you just knock off the bishop of Leichester?! A: Strawberry tart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . Did you just knock off the bishop of Leichester?! A: Strawberry tart! Q: When Strawberry Shortcake grew up and joined the adult entertainment industry. WHta did she change her name too? A: Yes, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes' date=' really.[/quote']Q. Really? A. Don't believe everything that you dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Really? A. Don't believe everything that you dream. Q) So you believe me that they're out to get me? A) I don't follow your Logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So you believe me that they're out to get me? A) I don't follow your Logic. Q.) And then the battleship parked sideways on Broadway and the President stepped off onto a floating tangerine to be greeted by a 21 Napalm bombing salute. Oh, you have a question ? A.) I'm here ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A.) I'm here ! Q: Anyone seen Death Tribble? A: it has to do with class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Anyone seen Death Tribble? A: it has to do with class. Q: How come every time you walk around naked downtown you don't get arrested ? A: Okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Okay Q: How ya doing? A: get back here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How ya doing? A: get back here. Q: What don't you understand about me not wanting to put on the sheep suit, cover myself in macaroni and smile seductively to Ben Affleck ? A: Right.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Right.. Q: Which way do we turn at Hyde Park Circle? A: And then there was a loud crash, and I found myself, face down in ELiza Dushku's lap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Which way do we turn at Hyde Park Circle? A: And then there was a loud crash, and I found myself, face down in ELiza Dushku's lap. Q: So after the demonic furry toy disintegrated your clothes, Mr Tim, and the giant lizard chased you into the Oscar ceremony you found yourself confronted by a squirrel in a Superman outfit trying to hit a rock on someone dressed like Captain America who was sitting on a fence. Then what happened ? A: I don't believe you. Just open the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't believe you. Just open the door. Q: Behind this door resides the untimate Evil. If I open it, it will escape! A: It was swamped with grenn-brown liquid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was swamped with grenn-brown liquid. Q: I thought Ambassador Mernifkel was a blue Grenn, yet that's not its current color. What happened to it? A: Dey calls me Buttercup. Ya gots a prollem wit dat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I thought Ambassador Mernifkel was a blue Grenn, yet that's not its current color. What happened to it? A: Dey calls me Buttercup. Ya gots a prollem wit dat? Q) I was to bring this to buttercup, are you buttercup? A) I said, no. Ask me again and I'll say yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) I was to bring this to buttercup, are you buttercup? A) I said, no. Ask me again and I'll say yes. Q) Do you want to be spanked by the 7th Armoured Division ? A) It's my partner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) It's my partner Q: Padawan Pamela, are you sure you need a Protocollar Droid on this mission? Besides, why did you have it customized with such an... unusual... attachment? A: It was a dark and stormy night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was a dark and stormy night. Q: OK, you don't like the first line of my novel-in-progress, "There was a nocturnal occurance of a violent meteorological phenomenon!" What do you think it should be? A: Suddenly, a shot rang out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, you don't like the first line of my novel-in-progress, "There was a nocturnal occurance of a violent meteorological phenomenon!" What do you think it should be? A: Suddenly, a shot rang out! Q) Did you try the Belle Bar Whiskey yet? A) Five. Okay Four. Maybe Three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . So, how many inches do you got? A: A charmed garden! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . So' date=' how many inches [i']do[/i] you got? A: A charmed garden! Q) So, there's no where I can hide from your three inch wrath? A) Exactly, and then she said, 'Screw your lucky charms! I want a piece of your ***!' then beat him to death with soggy chunks of shredded wheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Exactly' date=' and then she said, 'Screw your lucky charms! I want a piece of your ***!' then beat him to death with soggy chunks of shredded wheat.[/quote'] Q: Witness, you say you categorically identify the defendant as the cereal killer, and she assaulted the victim at breakfast that morning? A: Another day older and deeper in debt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Witness, you say you categorically identify the defendant as the cereal killer, and she assaulted the victim at breakfast that morning? A: Another day older and deeper in debt. Q) So, what's the out look for me today? A) Love Train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.