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Q.) What tagline on the contract alerted the Forces of Good that the woman behind the adult entertainment website was a Succubus ?

 

A.) (whispers) Thank you

Q) Okay, so I convinced the Forces of Good that it was my sister that was the succubus. We friends now?

 

 

 

A) It was worth all the pain.

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Q) Okay' date=' so I convinced the Forces of Good that it was my sister that was the succubus. We [i']friends[/i] now?

 

A) It was worth all the pain.

Q. You snogged Kate Hudson and then got beaten senseless by her mom, Goldie Hawn and herstepdad Kurt Russell ?

 

A. I can't

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Q. You snogged Kate Hudson and then got beaten senseless by her mom, Goldie Hawn and herstepdad Kurt Russell ?

 

A. I can't

Q) You can't or you don't want to?

 

 

 

 

A) It's a fair cop but society's to blame.

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Q: . . . Did you just knock off the bishop of Leichester?!

 

A: Strawberry tart!

Q: When Strawberry Shortcake grew up and joined the adult entertainment industry. WHta did she change her name too?

 

A: Yes, really.

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Q) So you believe me that they're out to get me?

 

A) I don't follow your Logic.

Q.) And then the battleship parked sideways on Broadway and the President stepped off onto a floating tangerine to be greeted by a 21 Napalm bombing salute. Oh, you have a question ?

 

A.) I'm here !

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A: Right..

Q: Which way do we turn at Hyde Park Circle?

 

A: And then there was a loud crash, and I found myself, face down in ELiza Dushku's lap.

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Q: Which way do we turn at Hyde Park Circle?

 

A: And then there was a loud crash, and I found myself, face down in ELiza Dushku's lap.

Q: So after the demonic furry toy disintegrated your clothes, Mr Tim, and the giant lizard chased you into the Oscar ceremony you found yourself confronted by a squirrel in a Superman outfit trying to hit a rock on someone dressed like Captain America who was sitting on a fence. Then what happened ?

 

A: I don't believe you. Just open the door.

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A: I don't believe you. Just open the door.

Q: Behind this door resides the untimate Evil. If I open it, it will escape!

 

A: It was swamped with grenn-brown liquid.

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A: It was swamped with grenn-brown liquid.

Q: I thought Ambassador Mernifkel was a blue Grenn, yet that's not its current color. What happened to it?

 

 

 

A: Dey calls me Buttercup. Ya gots a prollem wit dat?

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Q: I thought Ambassador Mernifkel was a blue Grenn, yet that's not its current color. What happened to it?

 

 

 

A: Dey calls me Buttercup. Ya gots a prollem wit dat?

Q) I was to bring this to buttercup, are you buttercup?

 

 

 

A) I said, no. Ask me again and I'll say yes.

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A) It's my partner

 

Q: Padawan Pamela, are you sure you need a Protocollar Droid on this mission? Besides, why did you have it customized with such an... unusual... attachment?

 

A: It was a dark and stormy night.

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A: It was a dark and stormy night.

Q: OK, you don't like the first line of my novel-in-progress, "There was a nocturnal occurance of a violent meteorological phenomenon!" What do you think it should be?

 

 

A: Suddenly, a shot rang out!

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Q: OK, you don't like the first line of my novel-in-progress, "There was a nocturnal occurance of a violent meteorological phenomenon!" What do you think it should be?

 

 

A: Suddenly, a shot rang out!

Q) Did you try the Belle Bar Whiskey yet?

 

 

 

A) Five. Okay Four. Maybe Three.

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Q: . . . So' date=' how many inches [i']do[/i] you got?

 

A: A charmed garden!

Q) So, there's no where I can hide from your three inch wrath?

 

 

 

 

A) Exactly, and then she said, 'Screw your lucky charms! I want a piece of your ***!' then beat him to death with soggy chunks of shredded wheat.

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A) Exactly' date=' and then she said, 'Screw your lucky charms! I want a piece of your ***!' then beat him to death with soggy chunks of shredded wheat.[/quote']

Q: Witness, you say you categorically identify the defendant as the cereal killer, and she assaulted the victim at breakfast that morning?

 

A: Another day older and deeper in debt.

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Q: Witness, you say you categorically identify the defendant as the cereal killer, and she assaulted the victim at breakfast that morning?

 

A: Another day older and deeper in debt.

Q) So, what's the out look for me today?

 

 

 

 

A) Love Train.

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