Tim Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Love Train. Q: What spinoff of the Love Boat didn't last past the first episode? A: Coming right behind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What spinoff of the Love Boat didn't last past the first episode? A: Coming right behind you. Q) what was probably the line that got Love Train yanked from the air? A) Imploding Fluid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Imploding Fluid. Q: What is in the miraculous weight loss drink? A: Under the rainbow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is in the miraculous weight loss drink? A: Under the rainbow Q) Where do you find Lepprechan Hobos? A) That's not a juice harp, get it out of your mouth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) That's not a juice harp' date=' get it out of your mouth![/quote'] Q: Twang twang twang twang twang! A: It started off wrong, why are you surprised it ended up wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It started off wrong, why are you surprised it ended up wrong? Q: Why couldn't you answer the math question right? A: The Fight of the Tumble Tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why couldn't you answer the math question right? A: The Fight of the Tumble Tree. Q) What's the new Dance Craze that's sweeping the nation? A) Ebanezzer Spooge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What's the new Dance Craze that's sweeping the nation? A) Ebanezzer Spooge. Q. What was the name of the meanie character on that kids TV program where people get covered in buckets of gunge that resulted in the Ghost of Charles Dickens to manifest and soundly beat all concerned to within an inch of their lives ? A. Don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. Don't. Q: Can I dump this bucket of spooge on you? A: what goes around, goes around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can I dump this bucket of spooge on you? A: what goes around, goes around. Q. How do stoners describe the seeming perpetual motion of the wheel ? A. Come on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. Come on Q: DO I Hafta go? A: She has a 10 body in 3 clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: DO I Hafta go? A: She has a 10 body in 3 clothes. Q) So why can't I date your sister? A) Present company included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So why can't I date your sister? A) Present company included. Q.) So you've had unlawful carnal knowledge of everyone in the company, well present company excluded obviously, right ? A.) I am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A.) I am Q: Are you an insane, despotic ruler of a rogue nation? A: so you say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you an insane, despotic ruler of a rogue nation? A: so you say. Q. Why can't you accept me as a hot lesbien couple ? A. I don't believe a word of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. I don't believe a word of it Q: What do you think of the current Democrat accusations against the President? A: please call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of the current Democrat accusations against the President? A: please call Q. Apparantly if I ring this number I get turned into a zombie, what should I do ? A. That I would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. That I would Q: Could you, would you, with a goat? A: I do not like them, Sam-I-Am! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Could you, would you, with a goat? A: I do not like them, Sam-I-Am! Q. If Sean Penn asks you what you think of his opinions what reply, referencing a character he played in a film, will guarantee that he will rip your throat out ? A. I see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. I see Q: You are blinded by SIN, I say to you God wants you HEALED! *slaps your forehead* A: That's got to hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You are blinded by SIN, I say to you God wants you HEALED! *slaps your forehead* A: That's got to hurt. Q. Say isn't that guy being bitten in the lower abdomen by a grizzly squirrel ? A. That I would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. That I would Q: WOuld you grovel at Shannon Elizabeth's feet if you were garunteed sex with her? A:Woad to nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WOuld you grovel at Shannon Elizabeth's feet if you were garunteed sex with her? A:Woad to nowhere. Q. How do Picts describe the destination to which their tattooes point ? A. I was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How do Picts describe the destination to which their tattooes point ? A. I was Q) Were you? A) I'm at a lazy point in my A & Q life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) I'm at a lazy point in my A & Q life. Q: Are you going give any serious thought to your A&Q posts? A: A reel American Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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