Enforcer84 Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you going give any serious thought to your A&Q posts? A: A reel American Hero Q) So you'd call Marion Wayne a Hero? A) Go over there and say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Go over there and say that. Q: I want to go somewhere I can repeatedly yell a four-letter word until my voice gives out. Any suggestions? A: It's a textbook case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I want to go somewhere I can repeatedly yell a four-letter word until my voice gives out. Any suggestions? A: It's a textbook case. Q. What is that book that you are holding your sandwiches, pencils, pens and paper in ? A. Maybe you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What is that book that you are holding your sandwiches, pencils, pens and paper in ? A. Maybe you Q) Who esle but Stud Man could satisfy all 150 Miss World Pagents in one night? A) It wasn't too bad until she used my head as a luffa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Who esle but Stud Man could satisfy all 150 Miss World Pagents in one night? A) It wasn't too bad until she used my head as a luffa. Q.) So Death Tribble what was it like taking a shower with Britany Spears ? A.) I didn't believe it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A.) I didn't believe it Q: Why did The Amazing Predictol curse you after foreseeing that a comet would hit the Earth at 11:17:25 GMT, next April 31st? A: Nebech is as nebech does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nebech is as Nebech does. Q: How are you feeling today Mr. Nebech? A: I'm still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How are you feeling today Mr. Nebech? A: I'm still alive. Q: Are you crazy, is that your problem? A: It's a soul sucking darkness actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a soul sucking darkness actually. Q: At 29, I can't beleive you are still afraid of the dark. A: She's gone form suck to blow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: At 29, I can't beleive you are still afraid of the dark. A: She's gone form suck to blow! Q. What when said about a vacuum cleaner and a call girl usually means the end of their careers ? A. Yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What when said about a vacuum cleaner and a call girl usually means the end of their careers ? A. Yeah Q.Tim got that on from Spaceballs, didn't he? A. "Exellent." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q.Tim got that on from Spaceballs' date='[/i'] didn't he? A. "Exellent." Q) So, what do you think of my Brain-suck-o-mat? A) Purvayors or perversity for peruvian peikaniese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Purvayors of perversity for Peruvian peikaniese. Q: SO you've joined a third world dog lovers association? What does it do? A: I'm looking to become a legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: SO you've joined a third world dog lovers association? What does it do? A: I'm looking to become a legend. Q) So I hear you're going to fight Muhammad Ali's daughter. And she's got 500-1 odds on you. A) Blood Red and Pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Blood Red and Pink. Q: SO Hemophiliac Girl, what colors are you going to use for your costume? A: There are places you can go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: There are places you can go. Q: I've really gotta "go" if you know what I mean. A: Which magazine is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I've really gotta "go" if you know what I mean. A: Which magazine is that? Q. Hey Basil, what do you think about the full page centrefold of you naked covered in ice cream ? A. I don't believe you. Just open the door. Basil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. I don't believe you. Just open the door. Q: I forgot my keys and am standing out here in the snow in my underwear. Could YOU open the door? A: I believe it hole heartily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I forgot my keys and am standing out here in the snow in my underwear. Could YOU open the door? A: I believe it Hole heartily. Q: So Mr Cobain, you state that Courtney Love is the lay of a lifetime ? A: Look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look Q: What's your favorite defunct magazine? A: I get it for the pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's your favorite defunct magazine? A: I get it for the pictures. Q) You are the sole subscriber to Hairy Butts Magazine? A) Crimson Samurai of the Cerulean Seas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Crimson Samurai of the Cerulean Seas. Q: WHat is the name of your new book? A: I rolled them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I rolled them out. Q: Dude, everyone you know was here, and they were drunk as skunks on all that free booze you were giving out. Where'd everyone go so quickly? A: (In admiration of Old Man's signature, redux) That's when the destruction began. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, everyone you know was here, and they were drunk as skunks on all that free booze you were giving out. Where'd everyone go so quickly? A: (In admiration of Old Man's signature, redux) That's when the destruction began. Q: Did you see what happened when they stormed off stage? A: Look what you started Elvis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you see what happened when they stormed off stage? A: Look what you started Elvis. Q) A hunk ahunka burnin' platonic Friendship? WTF? A) Whitehair and Blue Eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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