Tim Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hey, it's in the dictionary! Q: My picture is the definition of Ugly, WHERE???? A: The gravity is on the ceiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My picture is the definition of Ugly, WHERE???? A: The gravity is on the ceiling. Q: And how do you explain THAT ? A: What are you going to do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Heh. I recall creating no "Bouncy Castles" It was in your earlier days as an apprentice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And how do you explain THAT ? A: What are you going to do ? Q) Why do you answer every one of my questions with questions? A) Cure Syrupy Wounds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Cure Syrupy Wounds! Q: So what clerical spell does the High Priest of Karo have that I don't have!? A: That was a seriously bad case of heartburn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was a seriously bad case of heartburn. Q: What was it that caused Chambers chest to explode? A: It wasn't his finest hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was it that caused Chambers chest to explode? A: It wasn't his finest hour. Q: Say what is it with this film having John Holmes impotent for 59 mins and 45 seconds ? A: It's not enough that it's haunted ? It has to be cursed ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not enough that it's haunted ? It has to be cursed ? Q: So how do you like your new house in Amittyville? A: they are raising a terrible stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So how do you like your new house in Amittyville? A: they are raising a terrible stink. Q: What is the problem the people of Milwaukee have with the skunk breeders convention ? A: You've seen him ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the problem the people of Milwaukee have with the skunk breeders convention ? A: You've seen him ? Q: Do you know that Elvis is still alive? A: Let's see you make an answer that isn't a question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you know that Elvis is still alive? A: Let's see you make an answer that isn't a question. Q) This isn't the Question and Question Game? A) Ah, I see. No, I wanted a hot chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Ah' date=' I see. No, I wanted a hot chick.[/quote'] Q: Sir, this is KFC. We sell cooked chicken. A: Oh dear. Perhaps I should have used a scanner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Sir' date=' this is KFC. We sell [i']cooked chicken[/i]. A: Oh dear. Perhaps I should have used a scanner. Q: What the hell is that a picture of? A: Just hand me my damn chimichanga already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What the hell is that a picture of? A: Just hand me my damn chimichanga already. Moo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just hand me my damn chimichanga already. Q: OK. You've got beef, chicken, chorizo, black beans, refried beans, pinto beans, kidney beans, white cheese, orange cheese, green cheese, stinky cheese, rancid cheese, chopped yellow onions, chopped white onions, chopped green onions, chopped red onions, chopped jalapeno peppers, chopped anaheim peppers, chopped habanero peppers, shredded lettuce, pickled cabbage, pulped tomatoes, picante sauce, red salsa, green salsa, dried rep pepper flakes, sour cream, chopped parsely, chunked jicama, a double dip of guacamole, lime and lemon wedges, corn tortillas, flour tortillas, a cup of menudo, half a liter of Corona, a plate of sopapillas, with honey and cinnamon... At 35 cents an ounce, that's ... Sir, that's over the credit limit on this card. Do you have anything else? A: "All you can eat" means something a little different there. ghost-angel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: "All you can eat" means something a little different there. Q: I've never been to a Temple of Venus Buffet... you? A: My mind shuddered at the very notion. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: My mind shuddered at the very notion. Q: You say your brain's brakes need to be worked on. Um,...uh,...er, tell me sir, what made you think that---uh, I mean, how did you come to realize this, sir? A: By proxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: By proxy. Q: Let me get this striaght, you've been in Iraq for 10 months without leave and your wife just called to tell you she is 2 months pregnant? How does that work? A: Super Duper size me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Let me get this striaght, you've been in Iraq for 10 months without leave and your wife just called to tell you she is 2 months pregnant? How does that work? A: Super Duper size me. Q: What was the kids version of the McDonalds documentary that caused Hershey's employees to drown the documentary maker in a vat of chocolate ? A: Who are you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Who are you ? Q: Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) 'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) A: It was the order for three socks that gave it away. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) 'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) A: It was the order for three socks that gave it away. Q) How did you know I was using your credit card? A) It wold work better if stupidity was an exportable commodity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) How did you know I was using your credit card? A) It wold work better if stupidity was an exportable commodity. Q: What are the chances of any member of the current administration continuing in government or business after the expiry of the current term ? A: Where is he ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Where is he ? Q: Are you looking for Zornwil for your next fight to the finish? A: He's with her boyfreind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you looking for Zornwil for your next fight to the finish? A: He's with her boyfreind. Old school joke Q: Why is Lois Lane mad at Superman ? A: What are you doing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: What are you doing ? Q: So if we cross the wires we should get a spark, and then we'll be able to .... what are you staring at? A: They are trying to run. Basil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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