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Q: What is the problem the people of Milwaukee have with the skunk breeders convention ?

 

A: You've seen him ?

Q: Do you know that Elvis is still alive?

 

A: Let's see you make an answer that isn't a question.

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A: Just hand me my damn chimichanga already.

 

Q: OK. You've got beef, chicken, chorizo, black beans, refried beans, pinto beans, kidney beans, white cheese, orange cheese, green cheese, stinky cheese, rancid cheese, chopped yellow onions, chopped white onions, chopped green onions, chopped red onions, chopped jalapeno peppers, chopped anaheim peppers, chopped habanero peppers, shredded lettuce, pickled cabbage, pulped tomatoes, picante sauce, red salsa, green salsa, dried rep pepper flakes, sour cream, chopped parsely, chunked jicama, a double dip of guacamole, lime and lemon wedges, corn tortillas, flour tortillas, a cup of menudo, half a liter of Corona, a plate of sopapillas, with honey and cinnamon... At 35 cents an ounce, that's ... Sir, that's over the credit limit on this card. Do you have anything else?

 

A: "All you can eat" means something a little different there.

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Q: Let me get this striaght, you've been in Iraq for 10 months without leave and your wife just called to tell you she is 2 months pregnant? How does that work?

 

A: Super Duper size me.

Q: What was the kids version of the McDonalds documentary that caused Hershey's employees to drown the documentary maker in a vat of chocolate ?

 

A: Who are you ?

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A: Who are you ?

Q: Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

 

 

A: It was the order for three socks that gave it away.

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Q: Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

 

 

A: It was the order for three socks that gave it away.

Q) How did you know I was using your credit card?

 

 

 

A) It wold work better if stupidity was an exportable commodity.

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