death tribble Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So if we cross the wires we should get a spark, and then we'll be able to .... what are you staring at? A: They are trying to run. Q: Flash, what is so funny about planting a bomb and then laughing at Green Arrow and Batman ? A: Don't you have somewhere to be ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Flash, what is so funny about planting a bomb and then laughing at Green Arrow and Batman ? A: Don't you have somewhere to be ? Q) You haven't answered my question; why do you ask two questions each time? A) He'd heard it was Virgin Oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) He'd heard it was Virgin Oil. Q: Why is he trying to have sex with the salad dressing? A: Maybe trifocals would be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is he trying to have sex with the salad dressing? A: Maybe trifocals would be better. Q: Mr Magoo has come in for his prescription. It's bifocals isn't it ? (to answer Tim and Enforcer84. All the Answers I have posted come from the same source. Guess it for a rep hit. I can say that it is someone speaking and obviously has a Christmas theme) A: What have you done with him ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: What have you done with him ? Q: Did you knock out your archenemy and mail him to Antarctica? A: All your stolen base now belong to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you knock out your archenemy and mail him to Antarctica? A: All your stolen base now belong to us. Q: After the Secret Society of Supervillains took out the Fortress of Solitude, the JLA satillite, the Batcave, Atlantis and Paradise Island what did they say to the Justice League ? A: Is that you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: After the Secret Society of Supervillains took out the Fortress of Solitude, the JLA satillite, the Batcave, Atlantis and Paradise Island what did they say to the Justice League ? A: Is that you ? Q: Open up, man. It's me, Dave. I got the stuff. A: Dave's not hear, man. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dave's not hear' date=' man.[/quote'] Q: Excuse me, but your friend David is ignoring almost everyone. Is he deaf? A: It's better than a poke with a sharp stick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) You don't mind me clubbing you repeatedly with this piece of driftwood? A) He failed to achieve escape velocity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) He failed to achieve escape velocity. Q: What happened to "CAPTAIN CAAAAAVVEMAAAAAAAAAN!"? A:I would wood you if I had my own wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A:I would wood you if I had my own wood. Q: Traded in your clubs for a set of them newfangled irons, eh? You still shankin' em all into the water? A: That, sir, was a gratuitous golf reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Traded in your clubs for a set of them newfangled irons, eh? You still shankin' em all into the water? A: That, sir, was a gratuitous golf reference. Q) Did you like how I putted onto your wife's "Green"? A) Well the carpet didn't match the drapes, but it did match the Barcolounger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Well the carpet didn't match the drapes, but it did match the Barcolounger. Q: Why did you remodel your entire house except your easy chair? A: He said. She said. He brought out photographic Proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you remodel your entire house except your easy chair? A: He said. She said. He brought out photographic Proof. Q) Wow, how did your brother get out of paying spousal support? A) Crazy little thing called Love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Crazy little thing called Love. Q: WHy'd you ever get married? A: Dressing by commitee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Wow, how did your brother get out of paying spousal support? A) Crazy little thing called Love. Q: What was the moral quoted when the police tried to break up the fight between the Mexican couple and when they tried to arrest either one then they both beat the cops up instead ? A: Where did you get those ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the moral quoted when the police tried to break up the fight between the Mexican couple and when they tried to arrest either one then they both beat the cops up instead ? A: Where did you get those ? Q) I was born with them. If I jump just right it sounds like a church bell. A) That was not a question, Mr. Riley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) That was not a question, Mr. Riley. Q: So Prof, I want to ask you a question. A: one of these days, pow! zoom! to the moon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Prof, I want to ask you a question. A: one of these days, pow! zoom! to the moon! Q: Hey man, where ya goin'? A: Sucker took my stash too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sucker took my stash too. Q: So you accidentally vacuumed up a couple of pennies. That doesn't require you to dig thru the bag that fervently, does it? A: Right in the kisser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you accidentally vacuumed up a couple of pennies. That doesn't require you to dig thru the bag that fervently, does it? A: Right in the kisser. Q: Where do you plan on sticking that sock puppet again? A: no I'm fine really... get my leg over there will you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where do you plan on sticking that sock puppet again? A: no I'm fine really... get my leg over there will you... Q: Black Knight, did Wolverine hurt you again? A: This will lead you to the world famous Cul De Sac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Black Knight, did Wolverine hurt you again? A: This will lead you to the world famous Cul De Sac Q: What ominous phrase lets you know that your Tour Guide is as mad as Hell and not going to take it anymore ? A: Where did you get those keys ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Where did you get those keys ? Q: *jingle*Jingle* Want to go exploring? A: The temperature is high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: *jingle*Jingle* Want to go exploring? A: The temperature is high. Q: Are Hell's Bells across the sky again? A: Magneto Maximus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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