Guest Worldmaker Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Patriot Q; what did the swiss model said when i asked what day she would go out with me? A: Dr Destroyers favorite desert Q. What do you get when you combine key lime pie with world domination? A. A beer pitcher full of pennies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Q. What do you get whien you order Copperhead Ale? A. The truth, the whole truth, and a ham on rye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A. The truth, the whole truth, and a ham on rye. Q: What is the oath you take in a Court of Slaw? (Get it? thanks, Emo!) A: A creamy nougat center. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Crisis Q: What is the oath you take in a Court of Slaw? (Get it? thanks, Emo!) A: A creamy nougat center. Q. What was Jeffrey Dahmer looking for in his victims? A. If seal is broken, do not use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Hiemforth Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. If seal is broken, do not use. Question: What does the sign on the side of a diver's anti-shark cage say? Answer: Three tax-n-spend liberals, two dittohead conservatives, and a partridge in a pear tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth Question: What does the sign on the side of a diver's anti-shark cage say? Answer: Three tax-n-spend liberals, two dittohead conservatives, and a partridge in a pear tree. Q. What is the last verse of "The Green Party's 12 Days of Christmas? A. The naked gay guy from the first season of Survivor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What is the last verse of "The Green Party's 12 Days of Christmas? A. The naked gay guy from the first season of Survivor. Q: What is your worst Nightmare. A: AOL, Microsoft, and the US Post Office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybernaut Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What is your worst Nightmare. A: AOL, Microsoft, and the US Post Office Q: Show me three pieces of proof that the modern word as we know it is in fact the backdrop for a second-rate science-fiction story being written by a two-bit hack in the late 1950s. A: Wait for the tone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Cybernaut Q: Show me three pieces of proof that the modern word as we know it is in fact the backdrop for a second-rate science-fiction story being written by a two-bit hack in the late 1950s. A: Wait for the tone. Q. When did you want me to press the big red button marked "doomsday device"? A. The hidden Mickeys at the Wilderness Lodge, Walt Disney World, Orlando. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard t. Duck Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. The hidden Mickeys at the Wilderness Lodge, Walt Disney World, Orlando. Q. Who's trying to find out who Minnie Mouse has been sleeping with? A. The NBA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Q: what is the abbreviation of Nautical Ballon Animals? A: Whiskey and Vodka but not shcnapps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 17, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Whiskey and Vodka but not shcnapps. Q: What drinks go well with french fries? A: Tonque and Trouble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard t. Duck Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: Tonque and Trouble Q: What do you get when you kiss your neighbor's wife? A: The NFL, Jackie Chan and Katie Holmes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Howard t. Duck Q: What do you get when you kiss your neighbor's wife? A: The NFL, Jackie Chan and Katie Holmes. Q. What are three great tastes that taste great together? A. No Rub Formula. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What are three great tastes that taste great together? A. No Rub Formula. Q. What's Mr Hyde's advice for partaking of Jekyll's chemical? A. Never on a tuesday, or at least not till after dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q. What's Mr Hyde's advice for partaking of Jekyll's chemical? A. Never on a tuesday, or at least not till after dinner. Q. On what days should I avoid taking my platypus to the bus station? A. Certain Death! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. On what days should I avoid taking my platypus to the bus station? A. Certain Death! Q. Do I have another choice on the menu besides Cake? A. A weedwhacker and some peach preserves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q. Do I have another choice on the menu besides Cake? A. A weedwhacker and some peach preserves! Q. What does the Average American Man from Middle America need to make his weekend complete? A. Not in a wedding gown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Q: Should I go to a biker bar? A: The whole mustache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: Should I go to a biker bar? A: The whole mustache Q: How much did you want shaved off anyway? A: In a bucket of worms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: How much did you want shaved off anyway? A: In a bucket of worms. Q. Where can a true fisherman find hope? A. NEVER on a first date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q. Where can a true fisherman find hope? A. NEVER on a first date. Q: Would you dine on a bucket of worms? A: Only after a few beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Q: When are your taste buds deadened enough to drink Tequila straight? A: Yes, but only in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: When are your taste buds deadened enough to drink Tequila straight? A: Yes, but only in public. Q. Do you scratch yourself while yodeling? A. Exquisite agony that deepens the further down it goes... and canned ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q. Do you scratch yourself while yodeling? A. Exquisite agony that deepens the further down it goes... and canned ham. Q. How would a masochist describe spam? A. A pyramid in a soap bubble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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