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Originally posted by Patriot

Q; what did the swiss model said when i asked what day she would go out with me?

 

 

A: Dr Destroyers favorite desert

 

 

Q. What do you get when you combine key lime pie with world domination?

 

 

A. A beer pitcher full of pennies.

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Originally posted by Crisis

Q: What is the oath you take in a Court of Slaw? (Get it? thanks, Emo!)

 

 

 

A: A creamy nougat center.

 

Q. What was Jeffrey Dahmer looking for in his victims?

 

A. If seal is broken, do not use.

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Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth

Question: What does the sign on the side of a diver's anti-shark cage say?

 

Answer: Three tax-n-spend liberals, two dittohead conservatives, and a partridge in a pear tree.

 

Q. What is the last verse of "The Green Party's 12 Days of Christmas?

 

A. The naked gay guy from the first season of Survivor.

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Originally posted by Tim

Q: What is your worst Nightmare.

 

A: AOL, Microsoft, and the US Post Office

Q: Show me three pieces of proof that the modern word as we know it is in fact the backdrop for a second-rate science-fiction story being written by a two-bit hack in the late 1950s. :D

 

A: Wait for the tone.

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Originally posted by Cybernaut

Q: Show me three pieces of proof that the modern word as we know it is in fact the backdrop for a second-rate science-fiction story being written by a two-bit hack in the late 1950s. :D

 

A: Wait for the tone.

 

Q. When did you want me to press the big red button marked "doomsday device"?

 

 

A. The hidden Mickeys at the Wilderness Lodge, Walt Disney World, Orlando.

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Originally posted by Howard t. Duck

Q: What do you get when you kiss your neighbor's wife?

 

A: The NFL, Jackie Chan and Katie Holmes.

 

Q. What are three great tastes that taste great together?

 

 

A. No Rub Formula.

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Originally posted by Hermit

Q. What's Mr Hyde's advice for partaking of Jekyll's chemical?

 

A. Never on a tuesday, or at least not till after dinner.

 

Q. On what days should I avoid taking my platypus to the bus station?

 

A. Certain Death!

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Originally posted by Hermit

Q. Do I have another choice on the menu besides Cake?

 

A. A weedwhacker and some peach preserves!

 

Q. What does the Average American Man from Middle America need to make his weekend complete?

 

 

A. Not in a wedding gown.

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