Old Man Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What, it was just a snack. You know, to keep sharp. What's the problem? A: The pink ones because they're pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The pink ones because they're pretty. Q: So which flowers do you want to destroy first? A: try removing it from your hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So which flowers do you want to destroy first? A: try removing it from your hand. Q) What's wrong with her breast? A) It seemed like such a good idea at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) It seemed like such a good idea at the time. Q: Wy did you grab Powergirl's breasts? A: the other side of nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wy did you grab Powergirl's breasts? A: the other side of nowhere. Q) Owch. I'm sorry, but I just got punched by Powergirl, where am I? A) And I love what you've done with your hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Owch. I'm sorry, but I just got punched by Powergirl, where am I? A) And I love what you've done with your hair. Q) What key phrase alerted the Secret Service that the First Lady and the President had swapped bodies ? A) You're funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What key phrase alerted the Secret Service that the First Lady and the President had swapped bodies ? A) You're funny Q: So, how do you like my jokes? A: You'll see a lot of projects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, how do you like my jokes? A: You'll see a lot of projects. Q: What will I see in the way of Housing ? A: Move away from the door, we're coming through it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What will I see in the way of Housing ? A: Move away from the door, we're coming through it Q) What was that again? A) I just don't think it's manly enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) I just don't think it's manly enough. Q: Oh, come on! How could you not like free tickets to the Barry Manilow concert? A: That's just a minor unintended side effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's just a minor unintended side effect. Q: Hey, your Deluxe Defknebulator just turned everyone on Earth bright green! A: Actually, that's its whole purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, your Deluxe Defknebulator just turned everyone on Earth bright green! A: Actually, that's its whole purpose. Q:Q: Hey, your Deluxe Defknebulator just turned everyone on Earth bright green! A: I am the Unoriginator! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am the Unoriginator! Q: OK, so you're saying your "superpower" is to always do something someone else already did, and better than you can. :sigh: Fine; what do you call yourself? A: Mr. Copier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mr. Copier Q: I'm a super munchkin! No one can make a character that can beat mine! So who are we fighting today? A: 20 miles of bad roadhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm a super munchkin! No one can make a character that can beat mine! So who are we fighting today? A: 20 miles of bad roadhead. Q. When taking a high performance sportscar to its new owner which has to arrive in mint comdition what is the first thing you don't need ? A. Nice try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. Nice try Q: Damn! Missed it by THAT much. A: This is a horrible idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Damn! Missed it by THAT much. A: This is a horrible idea. Q: What do you think of my idea to make an actor President ? A: Thirteen fifty-six, thirteen fifty-four, thirteen fifty-two, thirteen fifty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thirteen fifty-six, thirteen fifty-four, thirteen fifty-two, thirteen fifty Q: What time does the clock over by that stack of dynamite say? A: someone needs to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What time does the clock over by that stack of dynamite say? A: someone needs to die. Q: How are we going to liven up the Evening News ? A: Hold on I'm gonna get you out of there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hold on I'm gonna get you out of there Q: Are you going to stand there and gawk all day or are you going to get me out of this well? A: nobody here but us chickens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you going to stand there and gawk all day or are you going to get me out of this well? A: nobody here but us chickens. Q: What line preceeds a horrific massacre in the avian horror 'The Night of Colonel Sanders' ? A: Don't think ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't think ! Q: But I thought... A: Davey Jones' locker room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Davey Jones' locker room. Q: Where are we? This place smells like rotten fish. A; sometimes you have questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where are we? This place smells like rotten fish. A; sometimes you have questions. Q. Why do you lie on my desk like that and look up at me all expectantly ? A. You've never seen me panic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why do you lie on my desk like that and look up at me all expectantly ? A. You've never seen me panic. Q) you seem panicky, is something wrong? A) Get a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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