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Q: What Bullwinkle doing in Iraq shooting at random passers-by with a machine-gun?

 

A: The thermonuclear pea-shooter.

 

Q: What was Lex Luthor banned from bringing to school as a kid that set him on his road to villainy ?

 

A: We were awakened at three AM and told to get down here immediately

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Q: Excuse me, miss, but why is your entire soriority standing here on the sidewalk in your nightgowns?

 

A: Nine dollars, seventy-five cents and a quart of your own blood.

 

Q: What is the price of a gallon of gas hereabouts ?

 

A: Well, then call the switchboard, they'll patch you through

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Q What trned the Planert of the Frendly, Happy dogds into Planet of the Incredixbly Strangely-Fed Dogs Who Stopped Barking and became Mixed-Up Zombie Dogs?

 

A: The one channel Control Freak woouln't touch.

Q) What's the "Barny Barbie Network"?

 

 

 

 

A) Purple Fish.

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Q: What is the working title of majel barret Roddenberry's explosive new tell-all book?

 

A: It's big, it has four wheels, it's a big ol' bus.

Q: How did George describe to Dick and Donald the new tank for the armed forces ?

 

A: Listen, son, we don't have time to dick around while you demonstrate your ignorance of the chain of command

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A: Listen' date=' son, we don't have time to dick around while you demonstrate your ignorance of the chain of command[/quote']

Q: "Can you excuse me for a moment, Sarge? I'l be with the rest of the boys in a moment, but Senator McCain's office has me on hold."

 

A: A lead-lined brassiere and panties.

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Q: "Can you excuse me for a moment, Sarge? I'l be with the rest of the boys in a moment, but Senator McCain's office has me on hold."

 

A: A lead-lined brassiere and panties.

Q: What is the de rigeur outfit for all the male guests at the New York Police Commissioner's Ball ?

 

A: We'll conduct our business while you confirm authorization

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A: This man's already been autopsied' date=' you can tell by the way he's been wrapped and dressed.[/quote']

 

Q: Dr. Lecter, where's this patient you wanted me to look at?

 

A: She went to the University of Neuter Dame.

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