Michael Hopcroft Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not a moose, it's a helicopter! Q: What Bullwinkle doing in Iraq shooting at random passers-by with a machine-gun? A: The thermonuclear pea-shooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What Bullwinkle doing in Iraq shooting at random passers-by with a machine-gun? A: The thermonuclear pea-shooter. Q: What was Lex Luthor banned from bringing to school as a kid that set him on his road to villainy ? A: We were awakened at three AM and told to get down here immediately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: We were awakened at three AM and told to get down here immediately Q: Excuse me, miss, but why is your entire soriority standing here on the sidewalk in your nightgowns? A: Nine dollars, seventy-five cents and a quart of your own blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Excuse me, miss, but why is your entire soriority standing here on the sidewalk in your nightgowns? A: Nine dollars, seventy-five cents and a quart of your own blood. Q: What is the price of a gallon of gas hereabouts ? A: Well, then call the switchboard, they'll patch you through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' then call the switchboard, they'll patch you through[/quote'] Q: I have no mouth and I must scream! A: No, it's the title of a book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: No, it's the title of a book. Q: How can you have a title to the Library? It's owned by the city. A: YO! ya Ho. bring a bottle of Rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: YO! ya Ho. bring a bottle of Rum. Q: So the Mudsummer Orgy at the Chichen Ranch has a Pirate theme this year? A: Becuase the Alien Space Babes are starting to coem to their senses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Run? Why should we run? I'm having the time of my life! A: Too much chocolate . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Too much chocolate . . . Q What trned the Planert of the Frendly, Happy dogds into Planet of the Incredixbly Strangely-Fed Dogs Who Stopped Barking and became Mixed-Up Zombie Dogs? A: The one channel Control Freak woouln't touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q What trned the Planert of the Frendly, Happy dogds into Planet of the Incredixbly Strangely-Fed Dogs Who Stopped Barking and became Mixed-Up Zombie Dogs? A: The one channel Control Freak woouln't touch. Q) What's the "Barny Barbie Network"? A) Purple Fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Purple Fish. Q: What is causeing Micheal to mispell all words that use the top row of the keyboard? A: Passing a Hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Passing a Hero. Q: "Come on, Grendel, you've been in the Little Monster's room for HOURS! What are you doing that takes so long, anyway?" A: 28,000 words, seventy illustrations and thirteen unique restraining orders from six different countries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: 28,000 words, seventy illustrations and thirteen unique restraining orders from six different countries. Q: What did it take to write Asian Beastiary I & II? A: Babylon Trek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Babylon Trek Q: What is the working title of majel barret Roddenberry's explosive new tell-all book? A: It's big, it has four wheels, it's a big ol' bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the working title of majel barret Roddenberry's explosive new tell-all book? A: It's big, it has four wheels, it's a big ol' bus. Q: How did George describe to Dick and Donald the new tank for the armed forces ? A: Listen, son, we don't have time to dick around while you demonstrate your ignorance of the chain of command Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Listen' date=' son, we don't have time to dick around while you demonstrate your ignorance of the chain of command[/quote'] Q: "Can you excuse me for a moment, Sarge? I'l be with the rest of the boys in a moment, but Senator McCain's office has me on hold." A: A lead-lined brassiere and panties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Can you excuse me for a moment, Sarge? I'l be with the rest of the boys in a moment, but Senator McCain's office has me on hold." A: A lead-lined brassiere and panties. Q: What is the de rigeur outfit for all the male guests at the New York Police Commissioner's Ball ? A: We'll conduct our business while you confirm authorization Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: We'll conduct our business while you confirm authorization Q: Excuse me, but why are you emptying our vault? A: Yes, Starfire, I know all about it. That's why I'm spending the weekend out of town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Excuse me, but why are you emptying our vault? A: Yes, Starfire, I know all about it. That's why I'm spending the weekend out of town. Q: Say Nightwing is it true that the Joker got Batman to take a whole loead of viagra ? A: I can tell you that without even looking at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can tell you that without even looking at him. Q: Do you know who the invisible man is? A: The Wart of the World Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you know who the invisible man is? A: The Wart of the World Q: What is the nickname of Boise, Idaho ? A: This man's already been autopsied, you can tell by the way he's been wrapped and dressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: This man's already been autopsied' date=' you can tell by the way he's been wrapped and dressed.[/quote'] Q: Dr. Lecter, where's this patient you wanted me to look at? A: She went to the University of Neuter Dame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: She went to the University of Neuter Dame. Q:Where did SheMale get her/his PhD? A: It looks more like bamboo to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q:Where did SheMale get her/his PhD? A: It looks more like bamboo to me! Q: What do you think of my new picture called 'You can't see the pine forest for the pine trees' ? A: Concussive organ failure due to proximal exposure to source and flying debris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Concussive organ failure due to proximal exposure to source and flying debris Q: What did Lois Lane die of? A: They have to insert one hand into the censor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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