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A: But Mr. Greensleeves' date=' it's so sticky![/quote']

 

Q: Agent Moose, if you really want to thwart Admiral Kangaroo, would you consider getting rid of the silly ping-pong balls and dump a barrel of napalm on him instead?

 

A: *sigh* There's another great concept gone up in smoke.

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A: *sigh* There's another great concept gone up in smoke.

 

Q: Agent Moose, if you really want to thwart Admiral Kangaroo, would you consider getting rid of the silly ping-pong balls and dump a barrel of napalm on him instead?

(couldn't resist)

 

A: I've authorized a crease-fire.

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A: Somebody's going to figure out sooner or later' date=' that we're not even supposed to be here.[/quote']

 

Q: How is it a problem that I've just landed our time machine abouard the Santa Maria?

 

A: That's just it. There IS no point to a door that nobody can ever open.

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Q: How is it a problem that I've just landed our time machine abouard the Santa Maria?

 

A: That's just it. There IS no point to a door that nobody can ever open.

Q) So no matter what I say you will reply with a nonsequiter?

 

 

 

 

A) Forty Seven Dice Bags worth

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A: Because the Rabbi' date=' the Priest and the Pastor went to the place next door.[/quote']

Q: why are you telling that stupid joke about "two pieces of string walked into a bar"?

 

 

 

A: The lowest decollatage I've ever seen!

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