Cancer Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: They have to insert one hand into the censor. Q: How do you know the media watchdogs are their puppets? A: That one is the crack fairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know the media watchdogs are their puppets? A: That one is the crack fairy. Q: Good Lord ! What is with that odd flying thing that has the shakes and is blowing things to bits with their wand ? A: This man's tissue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: This man's tissue Q: What else can you call John Wayne Toilet Paper? A: I thought about it, then decided to Fnord instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What else can you call John Wayne Toilet Paper? A: I thought about it, then decided to Fnord instead. Q: Mr President what is your response to the budget proposals ? A: Cause of death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cause of death Q: And what effect did Bush Jr. have on goodwill towards America? A: A Rutabaga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And what effect did Bush Jr. have on goodwill towards America? A: A Rutabaga Q: Tell me, what is the sexiest thing you have ? A: It's like jelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's like jelly Q: What's your opinion of the new, improved breast implant? A: But Mr. Greensleeves, it's so sticky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: But Mr. Greensleeves' date=' it's so sticky![/quote'] Q: Agent Moose, if you really want to thwart Admiral Kangaroo, would you consider getting rid of the silly ping-pong balls and dump a barrel of napalm on him instead? A: *sigh* There's another great concept gone up in smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: *sigh* There's another great concept gone up in smoke. Q: Agent Moose, if you really want to thwart Admiral Kangaroo, would you consider getting rid of the silly ping-pong balls and dump a barrel of napalm on him instead? (couldn't resist) A: I've authorized a crease-fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've authorized a crease-fire. Q: Hold still while I iron your saggy, wiggly butt! It'll only hurt for a minute. A: The service was great. I tipped her thirty-seven whole cents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The service was great. I tipped her thirty-seven whole cents. Q: What was the new Home delivery service like from "Cattle-Dung-R-Us"? A: If you scratch it, it'll never heal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the new Home delivery service like from "Cattle-Dung-R-Us"? A: If you scratch it, it'll never heal! Q: What piece of folksy wisdom never works when applied to the Terminator 2 ? A: There's been some kind of cellular breakdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's been some kind of cellular breakdown Q: What were the last coherent words of Jeff Goldblums Character in 'The Fly'? A: Try using a Q-Tip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Try using a Q-Tip Q: What should I use when N-Tips, O-Tips and P-Tips just won't do the job? A: Because I wasn't getting any results with the milking machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What should I use when N-Tips, O-Tips and P-Tips just won't do the job? A: Because I wasn't getting any results with the milking machine. Q: Why are you using your hands to do that ? A: this is gonna take some time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you using your hands to do that ? A: this is gonna take some time Q: When's that primoridal soup gonna be ready, hon? A: Because I was promised I'd be whipped if I stole the cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When's that primoridal soup gonna be ready, hon? A: Because I was promised I'd be whipped if I stole the cookies. Q: Why did you nail all the household staff ? A: Somebody's going to figure out sooner or later, that we're not even supposed to be here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Somebody's going to figure out sooner or later' date=' that we're not even supposed to be here.[/quote'] Q: How is it a problem that I've just landed our time machine abouard the Santa Maria? A: That's just it. There IS no point to a door that nobody can ever open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How is it a problem that I've just landed our time machine abouard the Santa Maria? A: That's just it. There IS no point to a door that nobody can ever open. Q) So no matter what I say you will reply with a nonsequiter? A) Forty Seven Dice Bags worth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Forty Seven Dice Bags worth Q: What do they call Mary's drug-pusher cousin when she's not in earshot? A: Because the Rabbi, the Priest and the Pastor went to the place next door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because the Rabbi' date=' the Priest and the Pastor went to the place next door.[/quote'] Q: why are you telling that stupid joke about "two pieces of string walked into a bar"? A: The lowest decollatage I've ever seen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The lowest decollatage I've ever seen! Q: How is Dolly Parton's daily life affected by the world-wide textile shortage? A: Because cows were out of season, and one of the hunters wasn't insured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because cows were out of season, and one of the hunters wasn't insured. Q: Why did you shoot that guy in camoflage? A: Only the destruction of the country can save teh country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only the destruction of the country can save the country. Q: And why did the international monetary Fund call in thier debts? A: It seemed like a good idea at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It seemed like a good idea at the time. Q: Smith, do you have any explanation for why you showed up for work today in that thong -- and nothing else? A: A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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