death tribble Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Smith' date=' do you have any explanation for why you showed up for work today in that thong -- [i']and nothing else[/i]? A: A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Q: So what is your summary of L Ron Hubbard's Battlefield Earth ? A: I can’t tell you what killed this man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can’t tell you what killed this man. Q: You looked perplexed, what's the problem Holmes? A: Six feet wide, two feet tall and answers to name of Gwendoline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You looked perplexed, what's the problem Holmes? A: Six feet wide, two feet tall and answers to name of Gwendoline. Q: How would you describe your ideal partner ? A: I’m not sure anybody else could claim to either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I’m not sure anybody else could claim to either. Q: So you're not cliaming to be the man who killed Osama Bin Laden? A: Can't come with you today, I'm off to my Special Island with Captain Jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you're not cliaming to be the man who killed Osama Bin Laden? A: Can't come with you today, I'm off to my Special Island with Captain Jack. Q: Hi, I'm George Clooney. Wanna date ? A: There's been no autopsy performed here, no Y-incision, no internal exam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's been no autopsy performed here' date=' no Y-incision, no internal exam.[/quote'] Q: Are you sure he's still alive? A: It's all in the wrist action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you sure he's still alive? A: It's all in the wrist action Q: I understand you have won awards for your masturbation technique, what is the secret to your success ? A: I've been told as much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've been told as much. Q: Do you realize that you are rude, crude, and socially unacceptable? A: Two tanks worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you realize that you are rude, crude, and socially unacceptable? A: Two tanks worth. Q: How much of a bribe do you need to get the Marine Corps to wear pink lipstick ? A: I can't really talk right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't really talk right now Q: WHat is the main problem with having you tongue cut out? A: There are 70,000 right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: There are 70,000 right now. Q: How many Invisbile Men are in the room? A: Because I missed my meds, Officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many Invisbile Men are in the room? A: Because I missed my meds, Officer. Q: So tell me sir, why exactly did you drive down the wrong side of the freeway at 100 mph while stark naked ? A: Evidence of a massive infection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Evidence of a massive infection Q: This man's entire body is oozing pus. what do you think this means, Dr. House? A: Because this creature is either too stupid to realize that men are dangerous -- or so powerful that they're not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because this creature is either too stupid to realize that men are dangerous -- or so powerful that they're not. Q: What is your take on that woman walking thru Harlem alone at 2am? A: I'll take a half dozen glazed explosive donuts please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll take a half dozen glazed explosive donuts please. Q; So, Mr. Legato,. how are you baiting your Vash the Stampede trap? A: You can never have too much duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can never have too much duct tape. Q: So, Piffany, what are you taking with us on this dungeon delve? A: He didn't throw the henchman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: He didn't throw the henchman. Q: Why was Gorg the Merciless defeated? A: That's funny, I could never play the viola before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's funny, I could never play the viola before. Q: See, you can still play the viola like a master. A:All five went into the same hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funksaw Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the UN Security Council Evacuation Plan Veto-Power Nation in the Event of a Nuclear Attack on New York City like fisting? A: Time to get a new existential crisis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Time to get a new existential crisis! Q: After long introspection I now for sure, who I am. Now what??? A: I'm going to the Disneyland therapist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Time to get a new existential crisis! Q; You've Cast out Sartre from your life. Now what? A: I suppose we could blame the Norweigans again. That always works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: After long introspection I now for sure, who I am. Now what??? A: I'm going to the Disneyland therapist! Q: Why are you still taking these Mickey Mouse medications? A: Your money's no good here, Mr. President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions The ever-prolific Michael Hopcroft said: A: I suppose we could blame the Norweigans again. That always works. A: Your money's no good here, Mr. President. Q: I've got a fistful of Krone here, whatdya think of that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions The ever-prolific Michael Hopcroft said: Q: I've got a fistful of Krone here, whatdya think of that! My Old Man's a Viking, whaddaya think about that? He wears a Viking longsword, he wears a horny hat He doesn't need no raincoat, he doesnt need no shoes And every Saturday evening he plunders the English Coast And someday if I can -- I'm gonna be a Viking, the same as My Old Man! That digressuion aside, we need a new answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions The ever-prolific Michael Hopcroft said: A: I've got a fistful of Krone here, whatdya think of that! Q: What are you going bribe the Norwegian prime Minster with? A: It made me look fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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