Tim Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: They just don't make cows like they used to, Jimmy. Q: That cow only had one udder and I couldn't get milk from it. Why is that? A: It is a Montana log home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It is a Montana log home. Q: why is that house full, from floor to cieling, with large pieces of wood with "Butte" stamped on them? A: I know, that's why I'm not coming to your house for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I know, that's why I'm not coming to your house for dinner. Q: You want to come to my house, and eat dinner? We're having Log. A: Anyone can goto those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You want to come to my house, and eat dinner? We're having Log. A: Anyone can goto those. Q) What? You mean to tell me you know someone else who is going to be sacrificed to eldergods in the next "Elect a Moderate" rally? A) It made sense when I typed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What? You mean to tell me you know someone else who is going to be sacrificed to eldergods in the next "Elect a Moderate" rally? A) It made sense when I typed it. Q: Why did you write a detailed critique of American life and Government in Sanskrit ? A: And they call me paranoid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: And they call me paranoid Q: If your dog has been poisoned, your grandmother sold to white slavers, your sister shot by a midgit in red boxer shorts, your parents arrested by Interpol for drug smuggling and your brothers are going everywhere in a group and speaking with one voice, what would you be called? A: Red, scarred and with the motto "Whoopsey Mr. Crockett" on the side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: If your dog has been poisoned, your grandmother sold to white slavers, your sister shot by a midgit in red boxer shorts, your parents arrested by Interpol for drug smuggling and your brothers are going everywhere in a group and speaking with one voice, what would you be called? A: Red, scarred and with the motto "Whoopsey Mr. Crockett" on the side. Q: What is the identifying tattoo of KGB members of the Fess Parker fan club ? A: I need you there with me. I need your expertise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I need you there with me. I need your expertise Q: You are going on a date with Gillian Anderson. Why do you want me to tag along? A: that is the opinion of a few uninformed idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: that is the opinion of a few uninformed idiots. Q: What is the guiding force behind American foreign policy in the Bush Administration? A: That's what the Professor said, and that's what he'll expect on the exam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the guiding force behind American foreign policy in the Bush Administration? A: That's what the Professor said, and that's what he'll expect on the exam. Q) A barrium enema? A) Twice the time it took me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Twice the time it took me. Q) How long does it take a toothless man to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? A) Dude, you take your LARP way too seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Dude, you take your LARP way too seriously. Q: Call me Melman, Prince of St. Louis. A: freinds dont abduct you out of cars and experiment on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: friends don't abduct you out of cars and experiment on you. Q: Why did you take Ellie Frankenstein off your "Friends" list? A: Seventeen thousand nuns and orphans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Seventeen thousand nuns and orphans. Q: Who do we have to storm the castle? A: Beans of everburning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Beans of everburning. Q: Dude, you look terrible. what did you have for lunch today? A: That's all I could get for this cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's all I could get for this cow. Q: I sent uyou out to trade the cow for food and all you bring me are these Beans of Everburning? A: It's just like mother used to spank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's just like mother used to spank. Q: Honestly, what do you think of my new monkey? A: I'm sorry, Captain, I thought that misplaced decimal point wouldn't cause any trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm sorry, Captain, I thought that misplaced decimal point wouldn't cause any trouble. Q: I thought you knew Stellar Navigation? How did we get on the other side of the galaxy? A: We lost a planet, but don't worry, we'll find another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: We lost a planet' date=' but don't worry, we'll find another.[/quote'] Q: This is the Galactic lost and Found office. may I help you? A: My mistake, sir. I thought you wanted Kung Fu Chicken instead of Kung Pao Chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: My mistake, sir. I thought you wanted Kung Fu Chicken instead of Kung Pao Chicken. Q: Waiter! My dinner is attacking me with my own chopsticks! A: A gorgeous lady with 2 great big guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funksaw Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are the three deadliest weapons in the world A: Linoleum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Linoleum! Q: What comes after "La La La"? A: This, my friend, is what you do when life gives you lemons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funksaw Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did I get a Ph.D. in the study of Sapindales Rutaceae Citrus? A: The third cowboy said: "Shoot, what do you think we've been riding on?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The third cowboy said: "Shoot' date=' what do you think we've been riding on?"[/quote'] Q: What's the world's worst punch line? A: And we all get to hit him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: And we all get to hit him! Q: Say, is that Mel Gibson in the synagogue? A: I believe it's drowning, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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