Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: slow roasted then served with a garnish of parsley. Q: And how would you like your Klingon, Captain Kirk? A: There's never been an iPod that can do this, this, or this. And certainly not one that can do THIS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And how would you like your Klingon, Captain Kirk? A: There's never been an iPod that can do this, this, or this. And certainly not one that can do THIS! Q: Dear, why did you have to invent a time machine and go to the future to buy an iPod? And why is President Bush choking to death on a Chevrolet in our kitchen? A: I don't have to change the questions. The answers keep changing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't have to change the questions. The answers keep changing. Q: Is it your hope that you can get answer you wnat by asking different questions? A: That's what they all say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's what they all say. A: Is it really true that 5 out of 4 American adults have trouble with fractions? Q: It looks and spreads like axle grease, with just a little bit of salt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It looks and spreads like axle grease' date=' with just a little bit of salt.[/quote'] Q: What's that stuff on your toast? A: Now I can afford to get the dog's points ground and his transmission fluid changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now I can afford to get the dog's points ground and his transmission fluid changed. Q: Hey, why is your dog acting so strangely? A: Stitch in time makes nine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stitch in time makes nine. Q: How many pups in a litter of Alien Experimental Subjects? A: This wouldn't be a good time to get into a fight over who gets to drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many pups in a litter of Alien Experimental Subjects? A: This wouldn't be a good time to get into a fight over who gets to drive. Q) When we are flying off a cliff, would you say that was a driving error or a navigational error? A) Pepsi Blech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A) Pepsi Blech. Q: The Great Taste of Oak? What were they thinking? A: It's amazing how the same creature is a compelling argument against both evolution AND intelligent design. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's amazing how the same creature is a compelling argument against both evolution AND intelligent design. Q: What do you think of the latest batch of Darwin Award Nominees? A: We will not survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We will not survive. Q: Our spacesuits are all a mess! What say we go spacewalking anyway? what's the worst that could happen? A: Welcome to Lemming 101. The cliff is that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Welcome to Lemming 101. The cliff is that way. Q: Is it really Election Day again already? A: Deep-fried hockey pucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Deep-fried hockey pucks. Q: So here I am in Hell, NHL subsection. What's for lunch? A: And here we are, surrounded by poodles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And here we are' date=' surrounded by poodles.[/quote'] Q: So here I am in Hell, Paris subsection. What's for lunch? A: Oh no, not my old John Denver 8-tracks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh no' date=' not my old John Denver 8-tracks![/quote'] Q: What's that music coming out of those black helicopters getting ready to strafe us? A: You fill up my census. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You fill up my census. Q: What did the census-taker say to the family with five sets of quintuplets? A: A tantric chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A tantric chair Q: Welcome to the Furniture Hut, Mr. and Mrs. Sumner. What can I interest you in today? A: Time is not, I fear, on your side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Welcome to the Furniture Hut, Mr. and Mrs. Sumner. What can I interest you in today? A: Time is not, I fear, on your side. Q: What does it mean when my chess opponent is old, grey and carries an hourglass? A: He was born in the summer of his 27th year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He was born in the summer of his 27th year. Q: Why are you so sure this guy will be late for his own funeral? A: Sudoku on ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sudoku on ice. Q: What's the latest rip-off of Ice Capades called? A: Britanica and Webbsters, combined! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Britanica and Webbsters, combined! Q: How do you know this is the ultimate encyclopedia? A: Odesyuss is No Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Odesyuss is No Man. Q: What do those suspicious wrappings on the Captain's chest mean? A: My Father -- the last King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Odesyuss is No Man. Q: What "you're so girly" taunt against an ancient Greek hero caused the death of hundreds? A: Making 'em up as I go along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: My Father -- the last King. Q: Who used an improbably powerful bow to fill these poor fellows with arrows? A: Making 'em up as I go along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Making 'em up as I go along. Q: What did the GM say that makes you think he wasn't prepared for tonights game? A: The justification needed is no longer revelant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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