Klytus Posted July 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The justification needed is no longer revelant. Q: Why did you murder everyone who could have arrested, tried and/or convicted you for your crimes? A: Polyatheism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you murder everyone who could have arrested, tried and/or convicted you for your crimes? A: Polyatheism Q: So your starting a cult based on the worship of young, unfailling happy blond girls... what are you calling it again? A: Some times we take chances, some times we take pills.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some times we take chances' date=' some times we take pills....[/quote'] Q: So, once again you can't decide between skydiving and taking uppers, huh? A: Don't worry, it's only a small monkey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, once again you can't decide between skydiving and taking uppers, huh? A: Don't worry, it's only a small monkey! Q: What did the high ups say to persuade the pilots to attack King Kong on his climb up the Empire State ? A: This is different Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the high ups say to persuade the pilots to attack King Kong on his climb up the Empire State ? A: This is different Q: What did you say to the guy with a nose down to his knees? A: It's the Moppet Show! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the Moppet Show! Q: What TV show got sued into bankruptcy before they could even write the first script? A: Worst case of invisibility I'd ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What TV show got sued into bankruptcy before they could even write the first script? A: Worst case of invisibility I'd ever seen. Q: Why couldn't you diagnose that guy who couldn't pay your bill? A: Never bring a sword to a tank battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Never bring a sword to a tank battle. Q: What are my chances against Dr D? A: I just wanted to "hole" you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I just wanted to "hole" you. Q: Was shooting me really necessary? A: Only around the edges! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Was shooting me really necessary? A: Only around the edges! Q: How do you do that old ninja trick where you catch a sword blade in your hands? A: Well, Eric's character just burned down another gazebo. Other than that, it's been rather uneventful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' Eric's character just burned down another gazebo. Other than that, it's been rather uneventful.[/quote'] Q: Our live-action role playing group has been kicked out of another town? What happened? A: Crimson and clover, and a couple of sticks of dynamite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Our live-action role playing group has been kicked out of another town? What happened? A: Crimson and clover, and a couple of sticks of dynamite. Q: I'm sorry for locking you in the booth while that song played over and over, but don't you think you're overreacting? A: Because we'd have really short shows if we shot them all down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because we'd have really short shows if we shot them all down. Q: Why doesn't American Idol let people vote off more than one untallented contestant at the start of each show? A: Irate Pirates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt_Pedro Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Irate Pirates Q. Who put all these scratches in my new wooden floor?! A. Umm.....Steve did it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why doesn't American Idol let people vote off more than one untallented contestant at the start of each show? A: Irate Pirates Q: I rate movies for the local newspaprer. What do you do? A: Los Alamos brand pulverised Beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Who put all these scratches in my new wooden floor?! A. Umm.....Steve did it.... Q: What is Simon's ultimate get out on the site ? Q: I rate movies for the local newspaprer. What do you do? A: Los Alamos brand pulverised Beans. Q: What were Heinz baked beans originally called ? A: Right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Simon's ultimate get out on the site ? Q: What were Heinz baked beans originally called ? A: Right here. Q: Where's ground zero again? A: No, that won't help. Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No, that won't help. Trust me. Q: To help your headache, should I stick this pick up your nose and pull your brains out? A: She got treated with alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: She got treated with alcohol. Q: I've never seen someone enjoy a colonoscopy so much... A: There's no shame is being poor, only in dressing poorly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt_Pedro Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's no shame is being poor' date=' only in dressing poorly.[/quote'] Q: You'd think he would've bought pants before the jacket... A: Well, she said I could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You'd think he would've bought pants before the jacket... A: Well, she said I could. Q: Hey ! Why are you having sex with my wife on naional television no less ? A: So close to the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: So close to the truth Q: Why did all these MIB guys show up? A: To see if it hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did all these MIB guys show up? A: To see if it hurt. Q: Why did you put your testicles in the powervice? A: Now his voice is all squeaky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now his voice is all squeaky. Q: So you locked him in the helium tank? What happened, and what's he doing now? A: All I can say is: Spend the extra money for the optional warranty. You'll be glad you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: All I can say is: Spend the extra money for the optional warranty. You'll be glad you did. Q: I saved all this money on the doomsday device. What shall I do with it? A: It's downhill all the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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