Pariah Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's downhill all the way. Q: Finally, I've climbed Mount Everest! I wonder what my life will be like now... A: I told him he'd regret it if he touched that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I told him he'd regret it if he touched that. Q: AAaaah! What happened to Melvin, my pet slug? He's all shriveled up next to that big bowl of popcorn! A: Here, to go with that, have some notes from the UK Lottery Commission and a hatful of business propositions from Nigerians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here' date=' to go with that, have some notes from the UK Lottery Commission and a hatful of business propositions from Nigerians.[/quote'] Q: Can I have an order of your Spam casserole, please? A: I don't think the word 'horcrux' means what you think it means.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can I have an order of you Spam casserole, please? A: I don't think the word 'horcrux' means what you think it means.... Q: So we rent a couple of really hot nuns for the evening and... what? A: Well, yes, a price was put on my head, but in fairness I deserved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So we rent a couple of really hot nuns for the evening and... what? A: Well, yes, a price was put on my head, but in fairness I deserved it. Q: So after all the trouble you caused in Wal-Mart all they did was stick a tag on your ear saying $1.99 ? A: Now with what we've seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So after all the trouble you caused in Wal-Mart all they did was stick a tag on your ear saying $1.99 ? A: Now with what we've seen Q: So, when will the time-travelling conspirators come and alter our minds with power drills? A: That comes under the heading of "Bad Advice". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That comes under the heading of "Bad Advice". Q: Where should I file this friendly, helpful letter from Foxbat? A: Even more obscure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Even more obscure. Q: Okay, I can understand why you didn't like Captain Trinotrotoluene, but what's wrong with Paradichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane Lad? A: That's easy for you to say... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's easy for you to say... Q: I am I am the Lord High Ithiantheee, Utnao-Tgu-Moandglwi-Xzxzxzxz, of the Planet Ituanrnlgari A: That's uneasy of you to have said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I am I am the Lord High Ithiantheee, Utnao-Tgu-Moandglwi-Xzxzxzxz, of the Planet Ituanrnlgari A: That's uneasy of you to have said. Q: I am risen to feast upon the brains of the living! A: Its a sub-mass collecting collating zombienator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Its a sub-mass collecting collating zombienator. Q: So you've come from the 23rd Century to give me an office products catalog from the future. Hmm. Looks like undead slave labor is quite the thing to come. What's this gizmo featured on the cover? A: See, a zombie takes your job, you get despondent and go kill yourself, someone digs you up and turns you into a zombie, and then we buy the zombie and you have your old job back. That's the way the economy is supposed to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: See' date=' a zombie takes your job, you get despondent and go kill yourself, someone digs you up and turns you into a zombie, and then we buy the zombie and you have your old job back. That's the way the economy is [u']supposed[/u] to work. Q: What is the first sign that necromancers are now running things? A: A triple-decker headache. With cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A triple-decker headache. With cheese. Q: What would you like with your fries today? A: Fries come with everything. And I do mean everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fries come with everything. And I do mean everything. Q: THE D*** STARSHIP BLEW UP! On its maiden voyage! 2.7 quadrillion credits up in a ball of shrapnel and plasma! And we get the engineers' report back on the cause! F***IN' FRENCH FRIES IN THE FUSION CORE! Where it has to be ultrahigh vacuum to avoid the quark-antiquark annihilation instability runaway! WHAT ***** ****** ******** ** ****** **** WOULD PUT ******** ****** FRENCH FRIES IN THE FUSION CORE?!? What do you have to say about that, Mr. Starship Engine Vendor? A: I'd call that a case of sub-optimal customer relations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd call that a case of sub-optimal customer relations. Q: Excuse me, did you say that Tallarian prostitutes eat their mates at the end of the evening? A: I wouldn't do that, and if you're smart, neither will you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wouldn't do that, and if you're smart, neither will you. Q: Want to spend the evening with a Tallarian prostitute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Q: Well what do you have to say for yourself, young man? A: Rumors of my demise have been exaggerated. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Weren't you seen with a Tallarian prostitute last night? A: We've got a long walk ahead of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Weren't you seen with a Tallarian prostitute last night? A: We've got a long walk ahead of us. Q: What was said that caused the riot by Marathon runners at the finish line ? A: What we know to be right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Frisbee Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was said that caused the riot by Marathon runners at the finish line ? A: What we know to be right Q: What's the philosophy statement of that one race with unilateral symetry again? A: Psychadelic purple with neon green polka dots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the philosophy statement of that one race with unilateral symetry again? A: Psychadelic purple with neon green polka dots. Q: How do you recognize a Tallarian prostitute? A: Properly, they should only be cooked in a lead and plutonium lined kettle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you recognize a Tallarian prostitute? A: Properly, they should only be cooked in a lead and plutonium lined kettle. Q: What was the preferred method of prepartion for broccoli by George Bush the elder ? A: Back at the beginning with nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Back at the beginning with nothing Q: Where do I end up if I take the blue pill? A: I don't understand it, he looked all right to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where do I end up if I take the blue pill? A: I don't understand it, he looked all right to me. Q: Didn't you think that the patient going blue might indicate he was dieing, Frankenstein ? A: This is different Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Didn't you think that the patient going blue might indicate he was dieing, Frankenstein ? A: This is different Q: Now that you have managed to get us falling from orbit, sans parachute or heat shield, what do you have to say for yourself? A: No, heat seeking anti-personnel missiles will not stop termites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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