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A: Obscure Latin Phrases for $1200 is the Daily Double!

 

Q: How is Father Hannigan ever going to get back into the game?

 

A: Nothing that couldn't be cured with a strong anti-psychotic and half a cup of lime juice.

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Q: How is Father Hannigan ever going to get back into the game?

 

A: Nothing that couldn't be cured with a strong anti-psychotic and half a cup of lime juice.

 

Q: What was wrong with the makers of "Civil War"?

 

A: Vin Diesel meets Shirley Temple.

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A: we couldn't get Wild Bill Hickock' date=' so we had to settle for the second string. Say hello to Slightly Rowdy Fred McGurk.[/quote']

 

Q: How could you tell they were really pressed for time in forming this posse?

 

A: It makes life no longer worth living.

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A: I don't care what your resolution is -- I'm just glad anyone's watching me at all.

 

Q: What did Paris Hilton say to the guy with dial-up and an 800 x 600 monitor?

 

A: We're gonna need a can of 10W40 motor oil, a copy of Quantum Mechanics for Dummies, a roll of duct tape, and an Antarean pickle.

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Q: You're going to release a raven and a dove? Why now?

 

A: If I'd known that at the time, I would never have hired him.

 

Q: You have Lion-Mane as Human Resource manager? You DO know he'll eat the flesh of the men and sleep with the women?

 

A: I've wept a thousand tears over it already, thank you.

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A: Right now Men and Orcs don't eat together very much.

 

Q: So when the quartermasters delivered the rations to the Orc army, the Orcs thought they were part of the shipment and ate them?!?

 

A: Spider guts doesn't seem like a syrup flavor that'd catch on very big.

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Q: So when the quartermasters delivered the rations to the Orc army, the Orcs thought they were part of the shipment and ate them?!?

 

A: Spider guts doesn't seem like a syrup flavor that'd catch on very big.

 

Q: Why weren't you impressed when I hrew Peter Parker in the giant blender?

 

A: I am quite certain that is anatomically impossible for a human male.

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A: I am quite certain that is anatomically impossible for a human male.

 

Q: The Mantis Queen wants to know if humans are like her kind, and the sex gets better when you bite off your partner's head. You know, the one with the eyes, mouth, nose, AND brains.

 

A: We won't be looking to pick up women on THIS planet.

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