Cancer Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Much thicker than it is long. Q: Why is it an insult for a guy to be called "Cupcake"? A: Still, better than "Twinkie". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Still' date=' better than "Twinkie".[/quote'] Q: Who you callin' "Cupcake", you wimp? A: No, Officer, I said I was going to 7-Eleven to pick up some Ho-Hos! HO-HOS! Ouch! The cuffs hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' Officer, I said I was going to 7-Eleven to pick up some Ho-Hos! HO-HOS! Ouch! The cuffs hurt![/quote'] Q: What are these strange round chocolaty things that are in your car? A: Mytioxium in door #1 Alex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mytioxium in door #1 Alex. Q: Where did you put your tioxium, Merv? A: Obscure Latin Phrases for $1200 is the Daily Double! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Obscure Latin Phrases for $1200 is the Daily Double! Q: How is Father Hannigan ever going to get back into the game? A: Nothing that couldn't be cured with a strong anti-psychotic and half a cup of lime juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How is Father Hannigan ever going to get back into the game? A: Nothing that couldn't be cured with a strong anti-psychotic and half a cup of lime juice. Q: What was wrong with the makers of "Civil War"? A: Vin Diesel meets Shirley Temple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Vin Diesel meets Shirley Temple. Q: What embarrassing photo should you not take at bars in Hollywood? A: we couldn't get Wild Bill Hickock, so we had to settle for the second string. Say hello to Slightly Rowdy Fred McGurk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: we couldn't get Wild Bill Hickock' date=' so we had to settle for the second string. Say hello to Slightly Rowdy Fred McGurk.[/quote'] Q: How could you tell they were really pressed for time in forming this posse? A: It makes life no longer worth living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It makes life no longer worth living. Q: The Lindsey Lohan case has put you in this psych ward? WHY? A: If only I had a SHOTGUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The Lindsey Lohan case has put you in this psych ward? WHY? A: If only I had a SHOTGUN! Q: What cute litte puppies and kittens ! Why are you frowning instead of giving in to your inner cuteness ? A: You were right to want to leave me ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You were right to want to leave me ! Q: What quote was the poor consolation prize the woman received from her psycho ex before he nearly killed her? A: Bye-monthly installments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bye-monthly installments. Q: You mean I don't get a new HDTV set, but have to pay fro one anyway? what kind of financing is that? A: I don't care what your resolution is -- I'm just glad anyone's watching me at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't care what your resolution is -- I'm just glad anyone's watching me at all. Q: What did Paris Hilton say to the guy with dial-up and an 800 x 600 monitor? A: We're gonna need a can of 10W40 motor oil, a copy of Quantum Mechanics for Dummies, a roll of duct tape, and an Antarean pickle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We're gonna need a can of 10W40 motor oil' date=' a copy of [i']Quantum Mechanics for Dummies[/i], a roll of duct tape, and an Antarean pickle. Q: What is needed to build a TARDIS? A: Where Syphon is there is nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is needed to build a TARDIS? A: Where Syphon is there is nothing. Q: I thought you said you'd do nothing to Syphon? A: Even the all-nude issue didn't save it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Even the all-nude issue didn't save it. Q: Did you hear that Murdock bought the Wall Street Journal? A: The sun is finally shining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The sun is finally shining Q: You're going to release a raven and a dove? Why now? A: If I'd known that at the time, I would never have hired him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're going to release a raven and a dove? Why now? A: If I'd known that at the time, I would never have hired him. Q: You have Lion-Mane as Human Resource manager? You DO know he'll eat the flesh of the men and sleep with the women? A: I've wept a thousand tears over it already, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've wept a thousand tears over it already' date=' thank you.[/quote'] Q: You done making that onion soup? A: I turn my nose up at your feeble attempts to attract attention to yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I turn my nose up at your feeble attempts to attract attention to yourself. Q: Excuse me, is this the "Rep the Person Above" thread? A: Well, THAT was certainly unexpected! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' THAT was certainly unexpected![/quote'] Q: What would happen if 12 psionics really could change a lightbulb? A: I told you that would sting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I told you that would sting. Q: Hey, Varsuuvius you jerk -- or bitch, or whatever you are -- why didn't you warn us about that nest of giant hornets? A: Right now Men and Orcs don't eat together very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Right now Men and Orcs don't eat together very much. Q: So when the quartermasters delivered the rations to the Orc army, the Orcs thought they were part of the shipment and ate them?!? A: Spider guts doesn't seem like a syrup flavor that'd catch on very big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So when the quartermasters delivered the rations to the Orc army, the Orcs thought they were part of the shipment and ate them?!? A: Spider guts doesn't seem like a syrup flavor that'd catch on very big. Q: Why weren't you impressed when I hrew Peter Parker in the giant blender? A: I am quite certain that is anatomically impossible for a human male. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am quite certain that is anatomically impossible for a human male. Q: The Mantis Queen wants to know if humans are like her kind, and the sex gets better when you bite off your partner's head. You know, the one with the eyes, mouth, nose, AND brains. A: We won't be looking to pick up women on THIS planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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