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A: If I'd known you were coming' date=' I'd have grilled up some peanut butter and banana sandwiches and broken out the Vintage Coca-Cola.[/quote']

 

Q: WHat would you say if I told you I was Bubba Ho-Tep?

 

A: Not for a million picoseconds.

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Q: How long will you suspend your disbelief in my ability to build public housing complexes using only hypnosis?

 

A: Never mind; this brick's already asleep.

 

Q: Should I hit Ironclad with the Vaarsuvi-Beem again?

 

A: The biggest hardass in the system.

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Q: No, you MAY NOT use the chainsaw to cut up the tofu any more! Got that?

 

A: Do that again, and the chef is likely to spike your dinner with cyanide.

 

Q: Why can't I use the chainsaw to cut up the tofu some more?

 

A: A butt aneurism.

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A: A big' date=' smelly, inedible mess.[/quote']

 

Q: What do you have left after cutting up a block of Tofu with a chainsaw?

 

A: You, sir, have achieved a level of tactical and strategic folly that even George Armstrong Custer would blanch at. If we're lucky, we won't get out of this alive.

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Q: What do you have left after cutting up a block of Tofu with a chainsaw?

 

A: You, sir, have achieved a level of tactical and strategic folly that even George Armstrong Custer would blanch at. If we're lucky, we won't get out of this alive.

 

Q: ...and after the fusion bomb has killed the mouse, we - why are you looking at me like that?

 

A: It's a mix of genre favourites and concept art that will make the studio executives drool with anticipation, while the actual fans will be groaning over it's utter banality.

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A: It's a mix of genre favourites and concept art that will make the studio executives drool with anticipation' date=' while the actual fans will be groaning over it's utter banality.[/quote']

 

Q: Okay, so what's different about this season of Survivor?

 

A: Samurai delicatessen.

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A: I never should have pulled that thorn out.

 

Q: What's the deal with that lion that's always following you around...?

 

A: I know we all have our 'thorns in the flesh', but this is ridiculous!

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A: I know we all have our 'thorns in the flesh'' date=' but this is ridiculous![/quote']

 

Q: Hasn't the boss of the Gotham underworld been putting on weight?

 

A: You English are a ragger folk, your mothers are all lagger folk, your army is a bloody joke, you couldn't beat an artichoke!

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A: You English are a ragger folk' date=' your mothers are all lagger folk, your army is a bloody joke, you couldn't beat an artichoke![/quote']

 

Q: Man, British Sterling is really ticked off tonight. What'd Shamrock say to him, anyway?

 

A: "Brickbat lingerie".

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