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A: There's no reason to assume you're not delusional.

 

Q: We can assume everyone is out to get us, or we can assume that no one knows about us and we can do what we want. Or we can assume that people do know about us and don't care. Or we can assume that only a few people know about us and have already put in place measures to stop us. Or we can assume that they think we're joking and and are leaving themselves open. Or we can assume that they've suspected us all along and have slipped us defective materials and false information to keep our plans from working. So which of these seems like the most viable assumption to you?

 

A: That which is intuitively obvious to the dullest of minds must be true.

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Q: We can assume everyone is out to get us, or we can assume that no one knows about us and we can do what we want. Or we can assume that people do know about us and don't care. Or we can assume that only a few people know about us and have already put in place measures to stop us. Or we can assume that they think we're joking and and are leaving themselves open. Or we can assume that they've suspected us all along and have slipped us defective materials and false information to keep our plans from working. So which of these seems like the most viable assumption to you?

 

A: That which is intuitively obvious to the dullest of minds must be true.

 

Q: Don't you think Britney Spears is a better singer than Paris Hilton?

 

 

A: Logan or Stephen

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Q: Why did you just have yourself cloned two million times before setting foot in the time machine?

 

A: Look, when it comes to armies you get what you pay for.

 

 

Q: Why are Doctor Pennypincher's Legions of Doom armed with slingshots?

 

A: Ah, then "Legions of Doom" is media spin.

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A: Hulk' date=' Flash, Union Jack and a box of twinkies[/quote']

 

Q: After extracting all the beer, I've distilled what's left of an English football hooligan and found four principal trace components. Care to guess what they are?

 

A: Dollar for dollar, that's better even than ... money!

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A: Dollar for dollar' date=' that's better even than ... money![/quote']

 

Q: What do you think of the new platinum card that's actually made of platinum?

 

A: Great Southern panned.

 

Q: Why did you decide on the name "The Atlanta-Charlotte-Memphis-Tuscaloosa-Miami-Charleston-New Orleans Railroad"?

 

A: A Tellarian prostitute carving up tofu with a chainsaw.

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