Hermit Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q. How would a masochist describe spam? A. A pyramid in a soap bubble. Q. What's the symbol for the "Illumaniti Youth Brigade"? A. A shining sword, harp music, and a bag of dragon fritters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q. What's the symbol for the "Illumaniti Youth Brigade"? A. A shining sword, harp music, and a bag of dragon fritters. (HeeHee:D) Q. How does a guy with a death wish attract pissed off dragons around these parts? A. Unnaturally slippery, yet strangely rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Q: How would you describe the perfect romatic picnic in the Blasted Lands? A: None for me, thanks; I'm driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: How would you describe the perfect romatic picnic in the Blasted Lands? A: None for me, thanks; I'm driving. Q: What will you never hear a congressman say at a party? A: 300 rolls of duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole A: 300 rolls of duct tape. Q: What cargo are we sending up to the International Space Station? A: One Big Mac, hold the beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Hiemforth Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: One Big Mac, hold the beef. Q: What is special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun? A: Grond's toenails and Lady Blue's makeup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 18, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth A: Grond's toenails and Lady Blue's makeup. Q: what are the last two components for the latest Foxbat "Master Plan"? A: Naked ladies and barbells, but never vampries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: what are the last two components for the latest Foxbat "Master Plan"? A: Naked ladies and barbells, but never vampries. Q. What can you find at a naturalist weightlifting convention's dawn breakfast? A. Only if Danny Bonnaduce's sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What can you find at a naturalist weightlifting convention's dawn breakfast? A. Only if Danny Bonnaduce's sober. Q: Will there ever be a Partrige Family Reunion? A:Last night in the back of a bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Will there ever be a Partrige Family Reunion? A:Last night in the back of a bus. Q. Where did you say you found the secret to the perfect fire-house chili? A. 220 miles south-southeast of the Marshall Islands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Where did you say you found the secret to the perfect fire-house chili? A. 220 miles south-southeast of the Marshall Islands. Q:Where was Gilligan's Island located? A: A baby, a bass Fiddle, and a magic marker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q:Where was Gilligan's Island located? A: A baby, a bass Fiddle, and a magic marker. Q: Name three things you should never leave your dimwitted brother-in-law alone with. A: 20 gallons of reactor coolant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole A: 20 gallons of reactor coolant. Q: What packs the same punch as one pint of Everclear? A: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Hero Games and schnitzel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El Q: What packs the same punch as one pint of Everclear? A: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Hero Games and schnitzel. Q: Name three things that are better than their reputation? A: pickled Herring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 rollmops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Name three things that are better than their reputation? A: pickled Herring Q. What is the secret ingredient in Coca Cola. A. Only if Chaz Palmenteri is unavailable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Name three things that are better than their reputation? A: pickled Herring Q: What the hell is that smell? A: I'll take the blue pill, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: What the hell is that smell? A: I'll take the blue pill, thank you. Beat you to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Beat you to it. Ah, damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What is the secret ingredient in Coca Cola. A. Only if Chaz Palmenteri is unavailable. Q. Would Salma Hayek do a nude love scen with me? A. Three colored pencils, a salami, and Boy George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Q: What are three things you would be sure to EXCLUDE when stocking a shelter with Post-Holocaust provisions? A: Beatniks and Irishmen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: What are three things you would be sure to EXCLUDE when stocking a shelter with Post-Holocaust provisions? A: Beatniks and Irishmen Q. Who is the primary demographic of fans of The Pogues. A. A soggy burial plot in Louisiana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 the only kind there is. Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Who is the primary demographic of fans of The Pogues. A. A soggy burial plot in Louisiana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Hiemforth Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. A soggy burial plot in Louisiana. Q: Where is the real JFK assassin? Q: Bozo the Clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth Q: Where is the real JFK assassin? A: Bozo the Clown. Q: Who do you LEAST want to find out is your blind date? A: Perfume from Brazil, but not by choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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